Tuujka, waran, xaaji. Ma faaydaa. Islii kaa sugaaye maxaana. Ani, adi iyo Nuunka oo Islii isku helay fiicneyd.

Nuunka afaarahiisa u weynaa soo dhex galeen. Now he has a huge problem with Barbaarta. Arag hee, Nuunka, dadka yar iyo weyn meel walba waaka taabanayaan Barbartaas shaqo la'aanta heyso. Waxee dhaafayaan maleh. Join their ever-growing list of mucaarad. Laakiin see iyaga gabdhaha ku guursadaan maa xalaal ah? Waa yaab. You can't believe sida gabdhaha qaarkood xoog ugu guursanoyaan. Take for example how xoog ugu guursadaan some gabdho, like when they meet a girl at the market and tell her that 'Illaahey dartiis kuu jeclaaday, ee ma diideysaa..." She can't respond back, for fearing and backlash. Ok ayee isla leedahay, see ugu baxsato. Next time one knows, he is calling her and telling her you can't break your promise, oo balan ayaa Rabigeena ka gishay, berina waa guurkeena. Xoog taas ka daran intee ka jirtaa adduunka. Xataa meher in uu bixiyo iska dhaaf. Muxuu bixiyaa, 'mujaahid' baan ahay jidka kula maroyaa oo 'mujaahid' ayaa guursatay maxaa ka fiican. It happens this countless times.

Wee. Saanaa. Kamoon aqiyaarta. Saan waa laga haboonyahay, hala kala wareegsado.

"waar qoof maan cayiin" from Amin Arts on BBC. Baanalo foqool baanalo. His whole premise is to insult and poke fun at others. Nothing is sacred to him and now that someone is playing a joke on him on facebook, he is wailing and crying on bbc. Waareer baadnaa!(borrowed from Tuujiye) His is an art, oo profession ah. Qof uu ahayn ama koox uu ka tirsanayn ma sheegto. Waala cayn karaa, waala dacaayadeyn karaa, waa loo gafi karaa, waala aflagaadeyn karaa shaqsi ahaantiisa. However, that doesn't mean in asaga la iska dhigo si imposter ahaan oo magaciis lagu qaraabto. It is two different ways.

Hadda iyo koow iyo jabhad. Waw. Reer Sool jabhad jabhad laguma garaneynin oo dad waxgarad ka buuxay, all in those two decades of civil war. I hope jabhad la'aan iyo dagaal sokeeye la'aan lagu xaliyo marxaladda ka taagan gobolkaas.

Sheekadaan maaweelada ah ma laga daalo miyaa. Sagaal iyo toban sano socoto, longest, continuous ruwaayad I had seen in Soomaaliya. Waxeeba iska noqotay sheeko ciyaal ciyaaleed, mise dadkii ayaaba wada ciyaal iska noqday wax walba iska aaminaayo.

Laba kala daran. Igaarkaan Kanada ila joogana shimuu soo dhacay. Tuujka mataankiis miyaana?

Eebba ha u naxariisto. Halgame, indheergarad iyo waayo'arag weyn sax ah ayuu ahaa.

Awright, fresh air kala qaata. Maanta dhan caano caano iyo kuus kuus yaa lagu heyninee. Kala gambisada. Leersada.

Rabi ha ugu gargaaro meesheeda, inkaarqabiyaashana haka qabto -- aamiin, aamiin. Waxmagarato hub hakuu hesho rafaad waayee.

Sure. Laakiinse each picture would cost laba kumi iyo taano. Laakiin waa iska Islii sawirada iyo Nayroobi inteeda kale. Adigana Gaarisa raadineysaa. I even videotaped Islii this time, oo gees kasoo bilaabay to geeska kale ku dhameeye while walking. Ninkaan ma waashay dadka islahaayeen filaa.

Jacburis intuu ku dhamaaday. Haye, Nuunka, noo sii wad hee micneyska ereyada guurka ku saabsan. Ka waran micnaha labada erey la isku geeye meeshee kasoo jeedaan. Haa, aqalgal ka hadlooyaa nooh. Maxaa, laba isguursato bas maa 'aqalgasho.' Dadka kale intee galaan? Hoy? Guri? Mundul? Cariish? Sar?

[Magac qabiil] ku fasira waa Gaalle oo dhan. Kuwa sidan dambe wax u tilmaamaa waa kuwa qaba in Soomaalidu ay Oromada asal ahaan ka soo jeeddo. That was when he finally lost me. He, the author, seems wali inuuba fahmin micnaha 'gaal.' Marka muxuuba taariiq Soomaaliyeed wax ka qoraa hadduuba the basic meaning of 'gaal' garaneynin.

On a related note, just wondering how did maryooleey survive during the blanket closure of European airspace with no jaad coming in, especially Reer Landhan and their marfish?

Heathrow ee qabsadeen.

A statue of white men carrying the shahaada? Photoshopping gone horrible.

Mahadsanid, widaay. Haddee long flights kuu baxdo, Australia nonstop flight u qaado. Sheeko. Haye, garoomada jasiiradiina waala xiray maqlee maanta because of the new ash ee xaaka jiro? Ashkaasna ciilkiisa i haayo oo si xun ii galay. A dozen days I had to spend in UK is shortened to only four days. Imagine in those frantic four days going to Leicester, back to north London, then to East London, then... Grrr... :mad:

When Reer Qureesh buried their newly born daughters, they had a tired and known excuses that made them what they were doing were reasonable and sound. If abortion can be justified now, what the old Qureesh community were doing could have been justified as well. Same jaahilnimo, different eras.

Don't encourage Maadka to do e-ismiidaamin (e-suicide bomb).

Laakiin I didn't know Maadka was pro-Barbaarta. Magaca uu wato iyo dhalinta ku sheega inuu la safto oo uu difaaco isma keenayaan. Magaca waa laga siibaa mar dhow.

A wise reer magaal maryooley once said: Kaligaa waalo, wareer waaye. Ha lagula waasho, wanaag waaye, like the folks below.

Xaajiga wuu kuu faayaa, duqa. Maalin dhawayd aan la joogay ayuu lahaa cimriga dheer lagu duc duceysan jiray saan miyaa. Ileen jiro jar uu dareemay una xanuunsaday iyo little daciifnimada kusoo kordhay because of that.

Shaqadaas bilaash yaa shaqo u haayo. Teeda kale, widaay, if you knew how low indhashareer is perceived in xaafadda Islii of Nayroobi, you wouldn't have defended it like the way you are doing now. It even has some unflattering names and sub-categories in Islii, indhashareer that is.

I see my old man's face. He kinda seems bored. I should ask him why. Eebba ha u naxariisto marxuum Cigaal.

Well, well, well. I guess waala iska ilooway in SOL la moderate gareeyo. Well, surprise, surprise, it still is.