Nuunka intaan qoray waligey ma arkin. Nuunka kuwaas cashar aa u dhigtee, adigana balaayo kaa soo qufeen. Saas lagaa rabaa. Too waxaa isoo xasuusisay maalin years ago a pamphlet of the Bible ii dhiibtay. Which version is it weydiiye. One of the new versions ayee ku jawaabtay. How could I believe this version is unblemished and can stand out from other hundreds of versions aan iri. Kanaa u saxsan kulahaa. First, idinka isa soo saxa ku iri and left her on there.

He chose a Canadian bank, a soft target.

at Hunguri. Maadka Maanuur Maadeey, aniga maa qaldan mise...? Yacni waxaa ula jeedaa meesha aad ku tilmaamtay Shaleemo Soomaali inay ku taalay tii la dhihi jiray Shaleemo Waaberi. Taas inay Shaleemo Waaberi ahayd jeclahay. Iyada iyo Shaleemo Hodan oo Dabka ku taalay wey isku dhawaayeen. Aqiyaartiina makiinada cajiinka fahmin, maxaa idiin sameynaa hee. Wax la sharxi karo ma'ahee. Let's just say it was the Tim Hortons of Xamar back in the day. And those who are not familiar with Tim Hortons brand, soori si kale uma sii micneyn karnee.

Waraa Tuujka maraa ka baxaayo imaatay. Warbixin iyo wargalin faah faahsan waa lagaa siinaa mar kale. Vancouver iyo Alberta si baas ayee kuwa qamriga cabo u buuxaan. Somehow, I don't know. Siiba Edmonton caadi ayee ka tahay waxa bahashaas duliga ah cabo. Haddeeba daroogana kusii darsadeen, Allahood alla. Rabi hasoo hanuuniyo.

Awright, girls (err, I mean marwooyin ), I will call it a night. As always, Reer Kanada having some fun. Habeen wacan.

NNC, isamaan ma'aha. Su'aashaada ka jawaabay bas lee. I guess I shouldn't have answered. Aaliya, qurux bas lee laguma crush gareeyo. Wax badan kale jiro. Don't make me spill. No, no, I won't.

Dad qurbo iyo dibadjoognimo ku wareeray iyo their fantasies.

I said 'boyhood.' That is the key term. These days anaa la igu crush gareeyaa, not vice versa.

Waa u dadaashay inta awoodid. Islii isoo xasuusisay. Waa xaafadda Soomaalida Nayroobi. Haddaa irida ka baxdidba laba ama sadex wax ku weydiisaneyso, qaarkood Soomaali, kuwa kale Kenyaati. Qaarkood ciyaalkooda kuu soo diraayo kaa daba ordaayo maanta dhan. I was kindhearted in the initial weeks oo wax ka buuxiye, but magaalo dhan ma deeqsiin kartidee wadno adeygnimo isku beeray markii dambe. Rabi ha u sahlo dadkaas dhibaateysan again.

Qofta wey i dhali kartaayee iga wareegsada, see camalkiina nooh. Actually, I had more boyhood crush on this .

Dad wada rabo inay xukumaan laakiin rabin in la xukumo waa Soomaali. Xataa banooni ugu yar laguma heshiin karo. Everyone wants to be a referee, a player, a calanwade and a goalkeeper at the same time. Waxna looma sheegi karo, waa in uu kaliya wax sheegaa, oo warkiisa la maqlaa. Darmaan uma arko in uu Soomaalida ka daranyahay. He is just more into it, waa ficilkiis instead of fadhi ku dirirka kuwa afka ku haayo noqon lahaa. Soomaali badan ayaa buufiskiisa wada haayo, he is just aiming more and banaanka iskeenay.

Landhan, UK, ayee dukaan ku leedahay maqlay. Inaa raadiyo fiicneyd. Probably, though, a football team ayee heysataa. Aaliya, adigana you don't use ereyga 'waryaa' soo ma'aha. It ain't erey wanaagsan, either. Mise naayaa is bad, waryaa is not miyaa sheekada?

Shaleemo Soomaali Howlwadaag inay ku taalay ma u maleynaayi. Tiyaatarka inay u dhawayd jeclahay. Ninkii Uunlaaye la dhahaaye lahaa. Taas iyo Shaleemo Nasar.

Luuq luuq maroow laasim laamigaas kusoo dhacaa miyaa sheekada.

Maskiinta Rabi ha u sahlo nolosha. Wax ma siisay, mise shiid aan ahay ku tiri?

Aaliya, 'naayaa' maba isticmaali shaqsi ahaantey. I call both sexes of children 'waryaa.' Laakiin for sake of it ugu qoray meesha. NNC, if you really want to see Qalanjo oo si fiican u baashaaleyso, . She is the one in the green cambuur. She used to be every boy's secret crush back in the day. Telefashinka Xamar laga soo saari jiray. We boys loved her.

Walaahi Soomaali waa dulmareysaa meel walba, dalmarnimo waa dhaafeen. Probably Victoria, Surrey, Kelowna iyo Richmond wey wada joogaan filaa, too.

War ereyga waa 'diriyam', darn it. Mise 'diriyan' waa dhihi kartiin. Maxee tahay 'diryaan'? Balaayo idin diryaantay. Dhaqanka Soomaalida ayee ka hadleysaa Qalanjo, yacni waligiis ha jiro oo yuunan damin. Micnaha ereyga 'diriyam' {ama diriyan} meel loo micneeyo maleh, waa iska oraah dhaqameed lala qabsado, I believe. I like the word, though. Diriyam. It sounds beautiful to my Soomaalis ears. I don't even mind calling this as a name for my daughter, hadduu Eebbe idmo. "Naayaa, Diriyan, kaalay inta..." "Haye, aabo."

Tuujka, qooleey camal ayaa waq waq waq ugu heysaa gabadhee, maalin caddeey waliba. Xee tahay saan? NNC, Reer Kamloops maa tahay mise waa iskaga qoratay meesha. Ma Soomaali ayaa degan in Kamloops? Intee kale joogaan taloow, Whistler? Vancouver lee ku ogaa.

Cowke wuxuu qoro xataa isma oga miyaa. Wuxuu his thread ku qoray iyo waxa inta ku qoran ismaba lahee. Ma hubsado iga dheh.

Prof. Dalxa: “Ma jirto cid isku soo sharxi karta guddoomiye ku xigeenka koowaad ee Baarlamaanka” Guddoomiye ku xigeenkii koowaad ee baarlamanka KMG Soomaaliya Prof. Max’ed Cumar Dalxa ayaa sheegay in uu wali yahay guddoomiye ku xigeenkii koowaad ee baarlamaanka KMG Soomaaliya. Kadib shir jaraa’id oo maanta magaalada Muqdisho uu ku qabtay Max’ed Cumar Dalxa oo ahaa gudoomiye ku xigeenkii koowaad ee Barlamanka KMG ee Soomaaliya ayaa waxaa uu ku sheegay shirkiisa jaraa’id in uusan iska casilin jagadiisii guddoomiye ku xigeenimo islamarkaana aysan jirin wax xil ka qaadis ah oo ay ku sameeyeen mudanayaasha Baarlamaanka. Waxa uu sheegay Prof. Dalxa in uusan jirin wax sharci ah oo ogolaanaya in uu qof kale isku soo taago jagada guddoomiye ku xigeenka koowaad ee Baarlamaanka, isagoo intaasi ku daray in uu wali hayo xilka guddoomiye ku xigeenka koowaad ee Baarlamaanka. Dhinaca kale guddoomiyaha Guddiga Dastuurka iyo Arrimaha Federaalka baarlamaanka KMG Soomaaliya C/laahi Sheekh Ismaaciil ayaa sheegay inaysan dastuurka ku jirin in xil qofkii hayay uu noolyahay uu isku soo taago qof kale Hadalkaani ayaa ku soo beegmaya xili dhawaan xildhibaan Mowliid Macaane oo isku soo dharaxay guddoomiye ku xigeenka Baarlamaanka KMG ee Soomaaliya. Xigasho ______________ Mid walba kursiga uu ku fadhiyo wuxuu u maleeyaa in kursigaas yahay mid habartiis u sameysay oo laga kicin karin. Yaab.

Yuusuf Halawaasho [Wax la waasho uu rabaa. ]

Good to see you, old man. How is nolosha? All good dheh. Soori, I can't comment on the article since I didn't read after until Descartes iyo Soltaire, err Voltaire. Dadkaas philosophers lagu sheego magacyadooda markaa maqlaba madax xanuun igu qabto, let reading about what they write or about them.

Originally posted by NNC: maalina cunto ii kari, maalina kuma aqaano waa sheeko aan fahmin...islaanta waxaas ku jirta aan la sii yaabey. Ma ninba aduunka laga waayey. Low self esteem iga dheh. qashin fooqal qashin. Yaa saliid macsaro kulul madaha uga shubo...sheemoyiinkaas...uf Yaa kaa xanaajiye. In uu inkiro xaasaskiisa dambi weyn waaye. Wax kale ha sheegee in uu inkiro ma ahayn. Haddana on the top of that to claim them to be his 'mistresses' kasii daranba. That would make caruurta ku dhashay guurarka uu inkiraayo inay yihiin, well, garacyo. Diinteena ma dhigeyso in uu inkiro, waana dambi weyn, siiba qof u eg in uu ku dhaqmaayo diinteena suuban. Worse waa kuwa leh he needs to be stripped off his French nationality. What the faabaruutonimo in that. The midget French president in office meeqo naagood isku wadi jiray while married. Asaga ha laga bilaabo in dhalashanimada laga qaado. Tuujka, waxaan camal waliba wey ka buuxaan miyaa mise wey ku dhal dhaleen Soomaalida. Iimaan malaha, ciyaalkooda ayee aabahooda u deny gareeyaan, claiming 'boy friend' ka dhalay iimaan la'aannimo. Ciyaalkii dhan laga wada dhigaa weçelo. Saaxiibkaa filinkiisa waa qarxay.

They are angry and still mad after all those years because they mistakenly think he is the one behind the ouster of Old Stooge and the forcing retirement exile in desert Yeman. I wish that was the case. It would have been more shameful a non-Soomaali diplomat ousting a so-called sitting president. Walad Cabdalle ku qafiifeen.