Salaan... Libaax: I don't have co-workers, but I sure do have a lot co-homeless fellas. And they sure do make me more mad. We can't even share under that old bridge at night--not a single inch. I think it is about time I whine this to Mel Lastman. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caraweel: Dadkii aaba taqanaa reer magaal dheh bo. Magacood aaba soo taxaa suga kuwii ugu tafsanaa: Shaarkeey C/xaaq Muriidi Abaka Abanuur Yaa dhiman hee? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Loser: You completely did not get my plain joke. Kamoon, and relax. I was only joking. Hokey, just chill out then. The reason I used the truck was that the last time I saw you writing, you were talking about the truck you drive. Saan hadii u fudud tahey bas waaye, anaaba kaa gar daran nooh. Ee neerta isii anaaba mar danbe kuugu soo jisaareynin bo. And by the way, Soomaali this and that, don't you know that you yourself are a fellow Soomaali; so hate it or live with it. Soomaali walba dhib waa arkey mise aragtey, hadii dadkaa la cadaadiyey aa Soomaali ugu nacdey, think again. We all did taste the bitter side of Soomaali, and yet we are still brothers and sisters. At least forgive, if you cannot forget. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Xawaa shaleegooyo shemaan riifi. Iyaah, ii camira nooh. Anina kistee aa jacbursanaa. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Filsaneey: Hokey, visit www.jinoole.qub Runtii, I am not kidding. Hokey, hokey, waa kuwanaa hee: www.benadir.net/somalimusic www.hamarey.com www.somalilife.com www.hiiraan.com ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jamaal, af jini lee kugu ogaa hadana af jacburis maa noo biloowdey hee. Bas waaye, barina maxaa dhiman af maxaa iga galaa? _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Well, Indheey, sometimes waa la isku lee yahey nooh. And the caarifaad thing is hokey with her. Isn't it? And by the way, Soul-Sister, when is that sawaariiq to be launched on? I am dying to know. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Soul: LoL. Experience says it all. LoL. Your gantaalo must made you feel as though... __________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ashwaaq: It says foot-ball, and you expected what, crush-boning-ball? Or you call that football? LoL. And by the way, San Francisco used to be my team. Not anymore. I am not a fan of any American Football team anymore. Shaqsi, we will discuss this thing when the World Cup comes, Inshallah. Hokey. See, I was a fan of Premiership while back I was in Kenya, but not anymore. I watch sometimes, but not as enthusiastic as I used to be. Let the World Cup come. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Loser: I thought you were driving your truck somewhere in some state, not in somaliaonline.com. Where is it, man? Did they fire you? Or layoffed you? Kamoon, poor brother. Do not vent your anger against us only you lost a mere job. You know what I am gonna do? I am going to call Purolator and fill a racial complaint against them. Ooooh, it wasn't Purolator, sorry. I already sent my fax. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Iswaale, ha is waalin yaqeey ee is daji. I know you have that diploma from Maano Koobiyo, but better yet... Ar welcome hee. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And out of the blue, comes the blue. Welcome blue. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ashira: Aldo? WooW. That costs too much. LoL. Well, what about Payless Shoe Store? LoooooooL. Saas waaye nooh. By the way, I bought from Aldo my last two pair shoes. They are really good. Faadumiin: We were little experts since the dawn of time. See, we are still experts of ladies fashion. Well, we read Soomaali-Style Fashion magazines too. If you don't see a one in your area, well I have plenty of them to show you. Filsaneey: Of course, uniform kaftan lee waaye nooh. Sasamaanikana waaba ka heshaa yac. Ar see camal hee. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur, I am not a lady, but the uniform stuff caught my attention. Yeah, ladies love uniforms, especially the security guard-kind uniform. And of course, they do love the macawiis. Fitishaari, too. So is sasamaaniko. And oh yeah, the the one and the only watar baruuf kinda of dacas. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Dhaq!! Dhaq!! Dhaq!! Gis! Gis! Gis! Kud! Kud! Kud! Inaaaa Lilaaaaah, Wa Inaali Raajicuun!!!!! C/nuur, you really cracked me up. Keep cracking, hokey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: If you couldn't possibly see the sign at the door, which twice warns any men to stay off from this particular room, well since I am the Waardiye in here, my sensed got you without being in here. I knew you were going to be here. So, before my bud gets you...Or you need my bakoorad? Oh, sorry. I am also in the barxad. Sorry, sister Indheey. I only came here to warn a certain brother who knowingly broke a certain law. And hold your babis, I am out here. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Libaax-abuu-Xuux: Inii la is caarifaa keentey ma'ahoo. Bas waaye, hada gabdhaha dhan waa i sanka ay iga qabsanayaan nooh. Adi lee waaye waxaan. Ani sheekadaan markii hore waa ku dhaarsiiyey inii qof u sheegin, maantana waa kanaa hee Been-Been-Siida {BBC} aaba ka naadinee yaah. Well, you know what, from now on adaa bajaq ii keeneysid. Sidaas waaye maxaa yeeley yaa rabi doono hee maskiinkaan dooliga iyo duligiis kasoo uraayo. Hadii mar danbo sheeko kuu sheego ha i dhihin macruuf. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Xishoow: Soomaali maxee ku maah maahdey? Fara ka ciyaal, Daba ka ciyaar aa ka danbeeyso. Ar yac, inii isku xishoodo waaye. Namja, thanks sister. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... In defense of the Admins. of this site, I am totally satisfied that this site by far is the best--and so far, so good. I consider myself a one who almost all visited every imaginable Soomaali site out there, and in comparison, this site has--should I say this--seems to have more far percentage of elites than the real dimwits. I am telling you. And on behalf--though Soomaalis ay 'af nool looma hadlo, but I have to say this anyway--of who participate in here, I think we should all thank the Admins. by doing a superb job. Thank you, Admins. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Filsaneey: Ar huu, saas dheh bo. Arlaadii ki kooyti yaah. Ar Madhayta ii Moorogaabey ku waran bo? Fayta ma'ahaa? Saas lee ma'aha. Ani kii faayo, iriireey. Widaaygaan dooga si feyla ma inkasoo, lakiin shanteey lee gamee nooh. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Sisinta: The drama of your mono-qabiil world is contunuing by even thinking I was minored by a girl because of my qabiil!! WoW!! No, you hadn't touched the wrong button. But you definitely clicked the wrong signal. Well, keep living in your real dreamful world of mono-qabiil, and I will dearly wait what it leads to. And by the way, this is soomaaliya-online and most of who use it are qabiil-free, a diseaseless people; a people whose minds are not as corrupted as you sound. And for your information and since every particular qabiil has a website that is keenly theirs, then why don't you simply visit your particular qabiil-oriented site. That will broaden and help you gain more mono-qabiil knowledge--exactly your type of the world! Really. I mean it. Or you will get bored of reading a people who has a mind exactly like you. I am anti-qabiil-oriented man. I respect qabiil, but I can't stand a one who is full of self-glorification of his/her qabiil. Noooo. I can't stand a people like that, and unfortunately you are among them. Truth be told: Every qabiil has it adversaries and its friends. But, we are all bonded together by simply brotherhood of Islaam and Soomaali. And the language. And the dhaqan. And the...However, unfortunately you are among us. And the only hope we hope for you is to better educate yourself and free that qabiilful cage you imprisoned yourself in. The world is wide, wide open. Today I thank my parents who raised me in a family of multi-qabiil world. In that family, we were all taught to respect every qabiil regardless of what is good or bad about them. And we should never judge a person because and simply of his/her qabiil. Noooo. That was not the world I was bred in. And I do really appreciate for doing that, especially seeing a one like you. Libaax-abu-Xuux: Sometimes facts kill people. Or truth hurts, as they say. It is no joke. It is reality this girl needs to open her eyes wide. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Sisinta: Ah, still living that cage, full-filled world of mono-qabiil, ehe? Well, enjoy it. This is exactly what tranformed you into this complete ignorant person by living a one-viewed world from a particular eye--your only qabiil, nothing but only yours. And your ill-thought conclusion about canbuulo? Only those of who do not belong your four-walled qabiil eat canbuulo, right? Isn't that what you were writing? This exactly proves the urgent need to explore the reality of qabiil-less world you need, particularly toward to Soomaalis. I am telling you. You really need to educate yourself. Every Soomaali from all walks of life I had seen used to eat canbuulo. And hokey, hokey, I got your point if you are desperate to be an Italian by being so proud of eating baasto. Or being a proud member of Indian by simply being again so cherished eating sabaayad, sabaayad or jabati is originated from India. Canbuulo is your African food, and best your Soomaali food. I don't know if you worship your little qabiil so much so that you even think to be the above one, it is not a good advice to eat canbuulo. What a pity! Yes, I am maskiin to my people, regardless of their qabiils. I am proud of my qabiil. I am also proud of me being a Soomaali. I am proud of other qabiils. Qabiil was not to supposed to be to despise and subject one another but to know to whom we belong. However, the ignorance of you is pouring; the thoughts of me, my, mine and mine kinds only would let you get nowhere. I am telling you. And for your information, miskiin also does mean a one who is humble, innocent and kind. Next time, try your best to understand the definations behind each word of my name. And by the way, what is exactly wrong with these: Magan Alla, Magan Rasuul!! Nothing. Ilahaa ka magan galney, Rasuulkiisa asagaa Doortey oo raacsanahey. And the ignorance continues by thinking only a certain qabiil had been those who begged on the streets of Xamar. Ah, what a qabiilful world you are raised in. It is really pity and sad. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Sacad: Sax!! Canbuulo la'aan abaar waaye. Wali canbuulada galeyda dheh oo saliid macsaro wadato iyo sokor abuu gaduudeey dheh bo. Sisinta: Sisin aa igu labo-labo badneed aan cuno. Aheey, cagaarshoow aas qabey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Hibo: Adi ummaydaa markii fud kusoo siineysay aduunka dhan hees Soomaali ay ahayd aan filaa. Yac, waxaas ka dareey waaye. Saan lee maa jaceel iyo nuskiis kuu haayo oo u xafidey waxaan oo yac-yac hees eh. Ah, teeda kalena 'dooga si feyla in kasaasa yaah hooba hakaba banaansheed goradaasa.' Bas waaye dogaasna hadii ila kasaasa, wal ki ereey shiid iyo nus kiintaagey. And by the way, I see Xasan Aadan Samatar himself every while and then, so if you want any lyrics about his songs, I can give you his real home phone number. And that is a bonus. Ar kac, dey see u rabta. Inaaydaa iinsheg. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Sisinta: Good for you little qabiil too. Keep living the four-walled room of your world. And see not what is out there, especially the qabiil-less world. ______________ Macsalaama!!