Salaan... Eheheheh!! Dhaq Dhaq! Mea culpa! Sorry. I just couldn't stop laughing. Heey, I am laughing, but you said don't laugh at me, as though... Nice gabeey, by the way. And the sky is not falling. Ah, did you read that book called, "The Sky is Falling" by Sidney Sheldon? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caydiid, ar maxaa is faalisay? Magaclaawe: Maxaa noo weydinee hee. Lakiin waxaa siinaa cariifkoo la dhaho Libaax-abuu-Xuux oo ka qaraabto mahaan. Dhinaca gabdhahana tan waaye: Naag-Qaawan. AKA Abuu-Iisho-Manuurto. But, today, better know as the honourable Lady of Faadumiin. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Mr. Lefty: Read the Holy Qur'aan. Completely. And now, get back to us, and once more ask us this question if it is a religion of 'peace' or not. And ironically, I said salaam to my brothers and sisters in here at the beginning. That itself means no other than 'peace'. Peace of inner feelings. Peace of wishing others--mostly, the believers--good. Peace of protecting your brothers and sisters. Peace of oneself. Peace to everything. Whether you call it nature or not. Now, I beg you to read the Holy Qur'aan. Thoroughly. And fully. Then get back to us. _______________ Macsalaama!! {This also means peace with sweet once more } [This message has been edited by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar (edited 03-20-2002).]

Salaan... Xaraka: Aw bidaarle, adi bidaartaa hadii ku gishay ma isku bogtay hee. Iyaah, maalintii meeqo bajaq aa kusoo fiirineyso hee, meeqana aa lambarkood kuu dhibaayo nooh. Ar bidaar marlee fiican tahey, markee tahey sidii garoonka diyaaradaha camal nooh. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jamaal, budkeey masoo qaadanaa. Mise burus iyo kal mooyo aa loo baahan yahey? Isoo sheeg. Siiba 10 Down St. aa ka raadinaa nooh oo kaaba laadarka dagan mahaas aaba ka bilabaa. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Thanks, Ismahaan, but your helpful information was due for two years. Two years ago I was recommended to use an ookiyaal. And today, I believe I need my second ookiyaal. And by the way, there is this thing on the computer screen I keep looking whenever I have a time to view. It is my obsession. I must admit. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Thanks, Ismahaan, but your helpful information was due for two years. Two years ago I was recommended to use an ookiyaal. And today, I believe I need my second ookiyaal. And by the way, there is this thing on the computer screen I keep looking whenever I have a time to view. It is my obsession. I must admit. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Seeker: So you want a wild girl, at least. Well, guess what? We have plenty of them. Semi-wilds. Full-wilds. And in-between wilds. So, the choice is yours. They have a special place: Buur Karoole. I can get you as many as four--which is the maximum number allowed under the banner of Islam. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Beydaan: So you want a guy who has a curi voice, ehe? Like that singer, what is his name? White? That deeply coarse voice. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Iimaan: Go for it! Faadumiin: You might change, as we wish on this issue. You know we persuaded you on the issue of whether love exists or not, but we eventually and successfully convinced you it does EXIST. So, likewise, you might as well change your mind on this one. And we hope so that you will do it quickly. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Soul_Lady: Life is Beautiful WoooooooW!! Though, I did not go to a movie theatre to watch that movie, but darn, it was so emotional to watch it on t.v. Runtii. Especially that Talyaani guy. It was a clever, so subtle, too ingenious movie. What is the main actor's name again? Bennito? Bennishiyo? Banito? Kac dheh. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... HeHe: And that was you, ehe? Aahahahahahah. Kud Kud Kud!! Gis Gis Gis!! Dhaq Dhaq Dhaq!!! Maskiin. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Rawla Why don't you tell us how she snores? Is it quuuuuuuuuuuq? Or qaaaaaq? Or even qab-qab-qus-qux-qac-qam-qish? Ar quura xumaa. Kii ku guursado dhibkiis mayaro, Faayoow. Faayda: Haye, maanta quuradaa aas la kashifey. Maskiin. See u seexataa hee. Dariska meeqo mar ays nayn-nayn-wan waceen? Inii minankaa cirfiid kujiro ays u maleyeen nooh. Mise jini dheh bo. Horta jini adaaba eh bo. For real. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Faadumiin: And may I keenly and kindly guide you to the idiot's exit door, that is if you can't even read the sign at the door. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Faadumiin: And may I keenly and kindly guide you to the idiot's exit door, that is if you can't even read the sign at the door. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caydiid, LoL, xaa tiri? Calibeesteen aah? LoL. Mayaa iskiimoos dheh nooh. Iyaah. Ar xariif dheh bo. Qatari sana, wewe. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caydiid, LoL, xaa tiri? Calibeesteen aah? LoL. Mayaa iskiimoos dheh nooh. Iyaah. Ar xariif dheh bo. Qatari sana, wewe. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Duqa, sheekada ha badalin ee si ay ku fiicneed markii hore ee kadhig hee see ahayd markii hore: Ronald Reagan, Mika'il Gorbachev, and Siyaad Barre. Sheekadaana sidaa nosoo xasuusisay waa ku mahadsantahey, duqa. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: Waraa waa igu saniftey yaah? Maraxaa taacun. Shitaawe ha igu noqon nooh. Shimee kula murmay. You wrote {or will write} something, I wrote {or will write} something and that was {or will be} it. And is it a must to agree all the time or must not to disagree all the time? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... The libaax has spoken. Saas aas lagaa rabaa duqa, Libaax abuu Xuux. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: Yes, I do know the answer and it is simple: I don't know. Adi tan ka jawaab hee. Wax aa adi qaadi kartid oona qaadi karo wax aadan adi qaadi karin. Oh, if your Soomaali is that tough, then: Tell us something that you can lift, but that thing can lift something you cannot lift. Ha wareerin hee. It is simple. Every maryoleey waas aqanaa tan. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: Yes, I do know the answer and it is simple: I don't know. Adi tan ka jawaab hee. Wax aa adi qaadi kartid oona qaadi karo wax aadan adi qaadi karin. Oh, if your Soomaali is that tough, then: Tell us something that you can lift, but that thing can lift something you cannot lift. Ha wareerin hee. It is simple. Every maryoleey waas aqanaa tan. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Kowneyn: Duqa, I read that book you mentioned about being written about the Sheekha. But, it is really a whole bunch of fabricated thing. I am sure. It was written by some suufi Pakistani who really abhored that maskiin Sheekh. We can't really debate about this issue, because we too darn well know who is really on the suna or not. Again, answer this question, clearly, "Do you believe that suufis are really following the Prophet's way--the suna? Answer to that questions, as explicitly as you can. Don't tell me some suufis are or do this or that, as long as they claim to be suufi is enough for me. And what I had seen about suufis or read about them is really off the hook, really un-Islamic. Buula: Try to relax. As I told they are mad at that maskiin Sheekh because he advised the first Sacuudi king at that time to not allow the folks like suufis to worship at the Prophet's masaajid. Asking for help--not Allaah--but the Prophet. God forbid! They were all making these un-suna practices, including the mawliid. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And by the way, Luula, that tiyiiso of yours is so tight, so proportional. Runtii. May I borrow it for a one-night stand, baliish? Noo! I won't hurt, I promise. _______________ Macsalaama!! [This message has been edited by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar (edited 03-11-2002).]

Salaan... Luuleey: Soomaali waxee dhaheen bajaq la'aan abaar waaye. If you only know that. Guys never get uncomfortable as long as a girl talks about his muscular body. Ain't I right, guys? C/nuur: Well, I think I am not a guy then. I don't talk about girl's body twenty-fours-to-seven-days-a-week. I talk about it every split second. Perhaps, this is the boy's league, not guy's ones. _____________ Macsalaama!!