Maf Kees

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  1. Maf Kees

    Illusions

    Wow its amazing! Baashi, give us more. We want more of this!
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    Illusions

    It better not be those things that scare the living snot out of you. I turned my volume down for just in case. There are people here. I don't want to embarrass myself ya know.
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    Originally posted by Amelia: Tanag u, u and u p.s. all further congrats via PM... please? Are you kidding me? All the way to mailbox and shidh. Damn!
  4. ^ You're making it sound like a lot of Somali women are in prostitution in Dubai. You know that's not true LaVie. They are there, but you can count them with your fingers at best.
  5. Pure Garbage. Like I said before: take your xaar elsewhere. And don't forget to use the toilet perfume, bacause your mentality stinks.
  6. Somebody ban this mothafuka! He's ruining the whole vibe here.
  7. What a Misleading Topic Straight up.
  8. Originally posted by Pi: WTF! That would be grounds for an immediate expulsion. I'm sure you're brother could justify beating her up, but not toasting her. He should've just beaten her up or something. Some jugjugeyn, ya know! Well I taught him never to hit a girl, no matter how obnoxious, or he'll have to answer to me. The little chump worked his way around the system to get back at her anyways. Trust me the consequences of his barbaric action was a traumatic experience for him. I remember beating up an innocent kid during a Judo lesson, because my 2-years older uncle told me that he called me nigger behind my back. I was expelled for the next lesson (mainly because of the exaggerating screaming and crying), while my mini-uncle was laughing his azz off. I might write a book one day about the bullying by my mother's little brother. Dude had a habit of farting in people's faces while their mouths are open and harass every girl in sight.
  9. Brown. This nigga right here should be ashamed of himself. I said to myself I'm going to the gym tomorrow so many times that the last time I went was before christmas. Instead I work out with some lousy weights at home. This nigga is not a quitter, so I'm gonna step up my game. I know that 6-pac is somewhere down there. Now I got a 2-pac.
  10. Originally posted by Cara: I thought this was about the other "N" word. The really really bad one. I'm a little tired, so please tell me what other N-word? Nudity? Call her teacher and let her solve it. A white girl gave my younger brother a bad attitude. So the dumbass sets her hair on fire and almost got kicked out of school. The rep of Somali students in our school was already rock bottom after a cousin threw a white boy through the window in school.
  11. ^ I see you have an artwork of Maurits C. Escher as avatar. I don't draw as much as I used to, actually I don't anymore. But I like his mathematical technique which creates 'impossible' images. I once drew a teardrop on a child's face with the work on your avatar as inspiration. But I think I lost it. Escher said once: "Ik speel een vermoeiend spel." meaning: "I'm playing a tiresome game." He is totally right. Like many artists he was brilliant, but very bad in school. Anyway, sorry for the Blah Blah Blah. As you were...
  12. Originally posted by Pure blood: I have my doubts about you being Somalian. And I should give a flying fuk, because...? Kulaha you are black and not Somali. Nigga take your xaar elsewhere! Cara, you're right. That's probably the case. Risky move nevertheless, because the African market is different.
  13. Codetalker. You made me realize that Somalia is not ready for this kinda shidh. Oil drilling in the near future is impossible as long as Somalis are able to cause a civil war over it. I mean why the rush from some people? You wanna steal the money before a new political climate will make daylight robbery impossible or something? They ain't better than the warlords in Mogadishu if this is true.
  14. The gabdho that are talking smack here about Niiko. I challenge you to send your niiko video to youtube. Get your camera, close the door of your bedroom and record the magic that ensues. I will review it and the winner's father will receive a phonecall from my old man about the wedding arrangements within the next two weeks. You will be given 3 working days to respond. Failure to do that may lead to forcing you to marry me through violent means. Your father will not protect you, because he is in this with me. Calling the police will be futile. I warned them from prank calls from Somali girls who are supposedly wedded to a monster. Good luck!
  15. Believe you me, any shidh I say here, I also say it in real life. Sometimes what I say in real life is worse than here, but I know a lot of people need to vent too. I never understood ranting bloggers, but I know that if you're quiet all the time, than let it out before your azz blows up. Its amazing that people check their spelling before they click the 'Add Reply' button. As if we won't find out how dumb you really are.
  16. That's what a lot of Africans were thinking when they saw this billboard at Somalia Drive in the Liberian capital Monrovia. LARGER IMAGE Its an ad for cigarettes and has an African man on it who has seen the 'light' and chose the real deal: Bond cigarettes and oh did I forget to mention: the 'other' flesh. And I'm not talking about pork. Its an infamous board now and a lot of people have taken pictures of it before someone removes it. Black women, beware. They are trying to steal us away from you. Don't take us for granted now aight! You just seen how well we do in the market. :cool: I don't smoke, but if this cigarette brand guarantees you a blond sexbomb in the pack for free. Than bring it on!
  17. Originally posted by facklexm: i'm only trying to help. Yeah you are trying to help. Trying to help yourself biaaj! Originally posted by facklexm: Tell me where you live and I’ll find a cheap flat Why won't you just say that you allready 'found' that cheap flat. You want her to move into your place right?
  18. What are you guys: broke? 1500 pounds downpayment with no refund is a good deal. There are limits when trying to find a bargain, understand. On the real though, I think there is something wrong. I can't say anything about the amount of the downpayment, but the conditions to be met are disproportional. You could research and ask the other people in the building how their procedure went. Couldn't hurt. G'luck getting this appartment Valenteenah.
  19. When I was in high school, I used to help out my younger brother and cousins with their homework. I would once in a while sit down with them and ask how they're doing and discuss their results on passed exams or something. You know people need a 'big brother' to get out that little extra extra, that special somethin' somethin' and build up some confidence like: I can do this!. I didn't have that when I entered high school, being the only Somali and all. But I had a great time, sometimes not so good grades and a lot of detention, but it all went very well. Now being in Uni, I'm the Benjamin who gets all the help from the older Somali bros. Tips and advice, you know the usual stuff. Once in a while, we sit down together in the cafetaria and sit there for hours in a row just talking boolshidh. The Dutch students think we're fighting or something, it's hilarious. Especially the older students in their 30s are straight up comedians.
  20. Castro, Shaydaan Hirsi Ali/Magan?!? is likely coming to a place near you. Prepare yourself! Have you watched her press conference? Bisinka, she was reciting her abtiris. I was like what the ...? And than ends with: he was the founder of my tribe and came from Arabia. Great, a hypocritical atheïst and a delusional qabiilist! We demonstrated against the decision to deport 26.000 people to their countries of origin in Amsterdam. Where was she? Busy making films to attack Muslims on our tax money! I think we talked enough about her. I agree, the worst war since 10 years in Somalia deserves all this attention. Not some sad bimbo.
  21. A white Boer is not an African and never will be! They came to this continent and were welcomed by a people who were not familiar with the concept of possession of land, but they misused it and the rest is history. If they came with peace and lived with the locals in harmony, than they might be considered Africans, but to say a Somali is just as African as a White Afrikaner is just plain boolshidh and an insult. Besides we are more African than you are willing to acknowledge. If not niiko, there are countless other Somali customs that we share with or resemble those of our other African brothers. I mean we are Africans after all, aren't we? And not because we just live on the African continent. A century ago, Somali women showed more skin than average white teenage girls do anno 2006. Was that also un-Somali? A byproduct of the 'African' connection? Yeah Somalis have always been really conservative allright!
  22. Well the situation has changed a little bit over the past few days. Her Dutch citizenship and membership of the Dutch parliament have been officially stripped from her. She has 6 weeks to appeal against those decisions by the Dutch government. In the meanwhile, the American Enterprise Institute has been expecting to take a Dutch parliamentarian under their wings. Now that this is not the case, the AEI might even terminate the contract with AHA. Not even touching the fact that the AEI is not the place for AHA. The majority here in the Netherlands think that she should be deported, which is obviously going to be the case. The Dutch have reviewed the Somali judicial system and it says that a Somali automatically loses it's Somali passport when he or she obtains another nationality. Since she as Ayaan Hirsi Magan and not Ayaan Hirsi Ali never received the Dutch citizenship, she is by nationality a Somali citizen. She may be granted a Laisser-Faire document with the sole purpose to enter the US, but problems on the side of the Americans are almost guaranteed with these new developments. And returning her to Somalia is obviously not an option after her foolish statements about Islam. But Kenya could suffice. Because she committed idenitity fraude, a very serious offense, she technically risks a 6 years prison sentence. But that's not going to be the case. What is going to happen is that she'll have to pay back her salaries and additional costs as an MP (to give you an idea how much - a Dutch MP costs the state 12.000 EURO per month, roughly 10.000 dollars), she'll have to pay back the government funds for her disgusting books and films and she'll have to pay for the expensive security she enjoyed since the assasination of Theo van Gogh, which was her fault. Her private life was allready destroyed because of herself, but now her credibility is like sub zero. PS: Man she's ugly!
  23. I just signed. Thanks for the opportunity MMAqiyaar and General Duke.
  24. ^ I have been circumcised by my barbarian parents when I was a baby. I don't remember the gruesome torture, but I have been exposed to tremendous pain in such a tender age. Gimme a break.