Maf Kees

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  1. Yoonis Caddow give me some of your high IQ. I have an IQ of 70, you have double my amount damn it. The hell with your genius club. Help this nigga out with 10 points, so this nigga can get out of the handicap club.
  2. @ McPharax. I bet a Somali fastfood joint called McPharax would make you a lot of a $$$. Anyway, what kind of equipment a gigolo needs? Nigga you have got to be kidding me! PS. He got paid with some serious lacag.
  3. I could provide you the videoclip, but I'm having doubts. It was funny and sad at the same time.
  4. It was a night of total shock that prevailed among the Somali community in the Netherlands. The Habraha are still talking about it. 2 weeks ago on a popular television programme for Dutch youth, a Somali guy named Ahmed would be trained as a gigolo (male prostitute) for a day by a professional gigolo. Ahmed says it is his dreamjob since he was a little boy. So he gets trained, receives his working equipment and finally practices what he was taught. He goes to a hotelroom where an attractive Dutch girl awaits him. What follows is explicitly shown Riding & Grinding on national television. Afterwards he would be asked: "How was it being a gigolo for one day". Ahmed replies with a beer in his hand: "It's tough, but I think I could have delivered a better job without the cameras!". Remember that thousands of Somali families have watched this ordeal. It's been talk of the town lately. Women are gossiping, men trying to figure out his clan, girls think he's a loser and the guys (well some) find the whole thing hilarious. Ahmed getting training as a gigolo. Are we Dutch Somalis really the black sheep of the Somali diaspora?
  5. Shilling likely to remain weak Somalian Central Bank interest rate increases are unlikely to reverse the shillings year-long weakness against its African counterparts. Friday, December 02, 2005 Somalian Central Bank interest rate increases are unlikely to reverse the shillings year-long weakness against its African counterparts. The SCB increased its benchmark rate by a quarter percentage point to 2.25 percent Thursday. With an economic recovery in the 18-province shilling zone still looking tentative, the shilling could see even larger falls against African currencies. In contrast, Africa's economic growth is gaining traction. "It's hard to see much support for the shilling apart from [somalian Central Bank President Abdi Farah] Guled's hawkishness, so the shilling could be in for a testing time once the rate hike is behind us," said Nkuku Wa Za Banga, chief Africa economist at ING Wholesale Banking. Last month, Guled warned the markets that the SCB would raise interest rates after a long hiatus of five years to preempt incipient inflationary pressures. His comment strengthened the shilling - albeit briefly. In Africa, the shilling rebounded 2.3 percent to 1233.7 Kenyan shilling on November 23 from a 34-month low of 1205.8 won set on November 15, and was up 1.8 percent to 48.866 Ethiopian Birr on November 23 from a 1.5-year low of 47.996 Birr set on November 16. With some banks like UBS believing there's a risk of a "buy-the-rumor, sell-the-fact" scenario unfolding for the euro, the single currency could test multi-year lows versus African currencies in coming weeks. Against the Kenyan shilling, the shilling could slide back down toward the 34-month-low of 1205.8 won. Versus the Philippine peso, the common currency might break below the two-year low of 63.362 peso set Wednesday. For the Singapore dollar, the shilling could be dragged lower toward the 19-month low of S$1.9823 set on November 17. In late African trade, the shilling was at 1217.4 won, 48.515 baht, S$1.9923 and 63.765 peso. Although Guled has indicated that the SCB wouldn't embark on a US Federal Reserve-style of incremental monetary tightening, the currency markets were nevertheless watching for longer- term policy cues that may have emerged from the meeting Thursday. Guled made his rate comments days after data showed the shilling-zone economy grew 0.6 percent in the third quarter, among the best quarters since 2000. He also argued that keeping inflation low is the best way to promote growth and create jobs. The SCB chief fears for the bank's credibility after the bank overshot its inflation target for six of the past seven years. However, annual inflation for the euro zone slowed for a second consecutive month to 2.4 percent in November. The SCB's inflation goal is just under 2 percent. "We continue to think that as the Shillingzone recovery slowly broadens to include the consumer next year it will allow the SCB to go after the elusive goal of a full tightening cycle - in a very gradual manner," said Mahamed Warsame, head of Africa-Latin America research at Dahabshiil bank. The Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development this week warned that an interest-rate hike now would be inappropriate. The OECD charged that the Shillingzone economy was too weak - and inflation too low - to merit a rate increase by the SCB. It also credited the Shillingzone recovery in part to low interest rates, a weak shilling and robust export markets. But the recovery is not complete and domestic demand is stagnant, so "rates should remain unchanged until the recovery is locked in," the OECD said. While economists are locked in a discussion over SCB interest rate increases, there is less ambiguity about the economic and interest-rate outlooks for Africa. The World Bank last month said it expects East Africa's gross domestic product to expand at a 6.2 percent pace both this and next year. The OECD, meanwhile, raised its GDP growth forecasts for Djibooty to 3.9 percent for this year, and 5.1 percent for 2006. Many central banks such as the Bank of Djibooty are also concerned over inflationary pressures and have already started to tighten monetary policy to prevent consumer prices from skyrocketing. More importantly, many of the Africam central banks are showing a strong resolve to maintain a tight or even tighter monetary policy stance for the remainder of this year and into next year in order to nip incipient inflation in the bud. In its fight against oil-driven inflation, the Bank of Djibooty has raised its 14-day repurchase market target rate by 50 basis points each on October 19 and on September 7, and by 25 basis points at six of the previous eight meetings since August 2004. Economists expect the Djibooty's central bank's 14-day repurchase market target rate to rise another 25 basis points to 4.0 percent at the next policy meeting on December 14, before peaking next year at around 4.5-5.0 percent. Given expectations that many central banks in the region will increase interest rates more than the SCB in the months ahead, the possibility that the shilling will continue to underperform its African rivals is relatively high, analysts said. BILE JAMA NEWSWIRES http://www.thestandard.com.hk/news_detail.asp?pp_cat=22&art_id=6951&sid=5730604&con_type=1
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    I don't consider primates killing each other as higher primates. You guys kill each other for the most ridiculous reasons. Wuuuw, bet you can't say nothing now huh. Cool.
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    I would normally like you instantly (for u seem fun) but I just dont see myself befriending and rubbing shoulders with a chimp. People we got a racist in our midst! so what brings you out of borneo? or sumatra? I've been adopted by a Somali couple. But I will go back to Borneo one day as the first monkey with a PhD. Daanyerow,what have you got to say for yourself? I'm one bad motha.. (shut your mouth!) Wlc Daanyeeroow... and Do not touch theose bananas..they are contaminated with Googlivitis Ask Abstract..she is ill with Googlivitis Googlivitis? Sounds like a sexually transmitted disease. Abstract, is this chinaman for real. Cuz I'm about to eat these bananas.
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    Abstract, you probably met the ape militias and their warlord Donkey Kong. Don't worry bro, I'm a victim too. I once took a piece of banana from a tourist. Big mistake! I've been an outcast ever since. Bishaaro and Femme Fatale, damn you guys are spoiling me. I usually eat one banana a day, but damn, I should have joined this site earlier. What a feast! Yoonis, like I said: You talk too much. But you're funny, I give you that.
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    ^ Thanks girl. Gotta say that your blog is tight. Much better than mine. Sheherezade (damn took me 6 times to type your name right) And end up in a circus for the rest of our lives? Don't think so. At least we don't eat our own shit like the gorillas. We dumb, but we got principles. Faaraxow, even this dude's name sounds funny. He needs Allah that badly? Shit what did he do? Abraar, thanks walaalow. Wordette, I'm keeping my eyes on you. Yoonis, you need to shut up and bow down. I've seen you in action. You talk too much.
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    ^ Take that back. I'm an Orangutan, the apes with the good hair. Till then I will not accept your welcome. Thanx Brownie. You must be the joker around here huh. Cool.
  11. I think the kids got infected by the dirty needles. Think of heroïne addicts. If this is the case, because I'm not sure. Than the Libyan government is to blame. But pissed I am, those poor kids' lives are ruined.
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    Bush couldn't find the door. White folks wanna kill Tookie. The Vatican is bullying gay Christians. Us muslims are awfully quiet these days. Abdullahi Yusuf just killed another cockroach in Jowhar. Halimo still playing hard to get and Farah is too lazy, so he started his next project; Rahimo. So this is Somalia Online huh. Cool.