Maf Kees

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  1. We often forget that kids are being used and abused till this day in our lawless country. The warlords throughout the country use kids back home as soldiers. They take all the innocence away from the child and even after that force them to maim and kill. They are expected to be bodyguards: protect a warlord whose own children are abroad with excellent health and education. The gun-toting cunug at the left is an armed militiamember of the RRA at an isbaaro near Baidoa. The stick-wielding cunug at the right is a Somaliland police officer. He's containing the crowd at a Hargeisa square. This shows you that this practise is prevalent throughout the country, from war-ravaged Baidoa to peaceful and secure Hargeisa. Biiy Ees: These posters have been designed by GLED, an IANSA member in Somalia, as part of a community safety campaign.
  2. Originally posted by Zafir: So?? :confused: Sxb now that's being naive. I'm sorry if I don't feel comfortable insulting white people. My best friend is white. So I don't feel the need to participate this bashing fest. Respect is the keyword for this thread.
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    Spring Break

    Jamaica and Disneyland? Let's not get carried away fellas. She's not Oprah.
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    Spring Break

    ^^ Two words: One Week! Fartun. So you want to spend some quality time with your brother and sister. I like that.
  5. :eek: :eek: The hell is wrong with you! Who said anything about whoring. Get your mind out of the gutter missy. I meant locking them up like the negro in Desperate Housewives.
  6. 'Wadh'? Ma Soomaali Cusub baa?
  7. I must tell ya bro. I discovered that I was a bit naïve. Didn't know a lot of white people felt this way about us. We had a good life back in Africa. Hungry? Throw an elephant on the barbecue. Smelly? Go to that amazing waterfall and take a refreshing shower. Exercise? Pull a lion's tail and let the marathon begin!
  8. Walee qolodaas si xun baa la sirey yaah. Weliba odaygii wuxuu ku dhaqmay fight fire with fire. For sure waa lays laayey guriga hoortiis. Kuwii uu uu iibgeeyey kaaba sii darane. Masaakiintaas guri beey iska gateen ayagoon aqoon dhibaatada ay dusha iskaga tuureen. Si xun buu uu galey. Xaasidsanaa.
  9. Give those girls to me. I have some space for them in my basement. Sending them back to Somalia is the only other viable option. Give them to moryans. That will teach her.
  10. Originally posted by Yahoo_UK: Wanna swap places ^^^ ... I wanna be student any day trust me ... stay up late and wake up late .. miss all the lectures u like .. sittin on ur desk is the most stresstful job ... i'd much rather sit in the Uni canteeen chit chatting Trust me, after a few months you get sick and tired of it. I used to just create my own holidays and only show up for serious business like presentations, interviews and exams. Actually I still do this.
  11. Waryaada nin cadaan oo fiican baa inoola jooga. Goodness gracious. Look at what this white person said: Good news! UK gains people who want to work rather than the football hooligans living on the dole and urinating in public like the native Britons I encounted in vast numbers on my recent visit. or this Somalia (a long way from Swaziland - do they not teach geography in American schools any more?) is actually a role model for those of you who desire an existence free from the machinations of big government. It has no government whatsoever. [EDIT: MC Xamar. Don't take it personal my man. He didn't mean all white people. The poster knows you gotta show love to the brotherman and the other man.]
  12. sorry bro. King of Queens is on TV. Gimme half an hour.
  13. What you guys need is this. Get pampered. It's on me. My misery is so bad, that guys on death row wouldn't wanna swap lives with me.
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    Chasing Safia.

    That was fantastic. Read it in one breath. Keep on dreaming. (no pun intended)
  15. Originally posted by ScarFace: plus i remember someone told me when white people used to visit somalia. The somali people disliked them sooo much they used to throw stones at them. That's true. Russians were an exception though. They got a little bit more respect in the streets of Mogadishu than the other honkeys. They weren't thrown rocks at but rotten fruit. I remember that a Somali restaurant owner threw away the plate that an unexpected white customer ate from. Edeb daranaa!
  16. Well this is pretty much the deal in Somalia's waters. As you can see the Somali pirate boat is chasing the foreign vessel. The Maryoleys are probably thinking - $katching$ $katching$ not knowing who is behind them.
  17. A censored version of the film is available to every country upon request. Many Somalis are going to see this film, but there is no government to get them the censored version. They've shown the gay scene on the news: two dudes making out in the park. I was quite disgusted. It's clear that the Dutch are doing everything to scare off newcomers. A TV show had some Dutch people do the tests. Two shocking outcomes: some didn't pass the test. But what's worse: the test itself was full of mistakes.
  18. That's not my camel. That's the camel of one of my satisfied customers. I wish she was mine though. No joke, I'm serious bro.
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    Chasing Safia.

    Shifting nervously, his heart pounded like a piston in his chest. a few beads of sweat had formed on his forehead. The Ipod was still playing, but the sound seemed distant now. His eyes quickly darted around anxiously. She approached his row as he took in a deep breath... I hope for him that he doesn't get too excited if she's going to sit next to him. Gotta be smooth... BOB, finish the story yaakheey!
  20. Originally posted by hanuman: hello anyone helllllllllo? :confused: Sorry hanuman, I know my status was 'Be Right Back'. But I was really busy. Anyway, I hear ya. Tell me more about this, because you were probably trying to tell us the interesting part of this story. I promise to be online when you post it. Originally posted by ibtisam: i don't really see the big deal. There probably are some Jews that are of Somali origins or something As long as no one is forced to go to these centres. I’m sure they also have Somali gay and lesbian society.
  21. HornAfrique. Dignity is not about how other people treat you, it's inside you: your character, your actions, your values and sofort. In other words dignity is all about you. Nobody else can take that away from you.
  22. You're right. I saw Jr somewhere and just assumed that it was a son. My bad.
  23. Congratulations Khayr with your newborn.
  24. Waa to be continued ladies. This is just kind of an idea of what my boys and I talk about after playing a football match or something. Normally this is an abnormal conversation, because it's usually 10 guys screaming their lungs off at the same time. But for this sake I narrowed it down to 3 characters who'll be actually quiet when one Maryoley is talking.