Salaan... Walashiis, see camaleeto? Wixii kistoo Soomaali u egbo Soomaali miyaa? Naga daa yaqeey. Hokey, if Mr. Big is Soomaali, so is Karl Malone. So is Alicia Keys. So is Aaliyah. So is... Naga qaleey hee. I am sure he, Mr. Big, never rode or fed a geel, let alone... ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ismahaan, well so far I got six, and I am still looking. Wait! Let me get my ookiyaal. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Hokey, let us talk about the legends of all time. The list: Bakinbawar {Beckenbauer, Jarmal. Mr. Quuqle iyo Qaacle} Sokrates {Socrates, Barasiliyaan} Bele {Pele, Barasiliyaan} Balatini {Platini, Faransiis} Maradona {Arjentiin} Iskalaji {Scallagi, Talyaani} Joon Garuuf {John Cruff, Dutch} Madiyuus {Lothar Matthaus, Jarmal. Rageedi maxuu ahaa} Diyana {Digana?? Diiqii Reer Faranse} Ba'ul Ross {Paul Ross, Talyaani} Kalinsman {Klinsmann, Jarmal} Gulet {Ruud Gullit, Dutch} Romanige {Rummenige, Jarmal. One of my favourite, though I don't really remember him much} Xaaji {George Hagi, Romaaniyaan. My favourite, my best. Gacan iyo nusaa u taagey duqaan. Diyeeshe calaami dheh yaqeey} Iskifo {Scifo, Biljim. Balaayo iskiifo kula ahaate. } Istojqoof {Stoitchkov, Bulgaariyaan. Xariif kuxad yaqaano} Faldarama {Valderamma, Kolumbiyaan} Foller {Rudi Voller, Jarmal. Kistoo qatar oo been kunool eh} Siko {Zico, Barasiiliyaan} Soof {Dino Zoff, Talyaani} Baresi {Frank Baresi, Talyaani. Difaac maxaa ugu daayey ninkaan} Kareka {Careca, Barasiliyaan} Baajiyo {Robert Baggio, Talyaani} Faan Basta {Van Basta??, Dutch} ------------------ Hokey, hokey, the current best players maa rabtiin? Like: Zidane? Ronaldo? Batistuta? Figo? These will be added on the near future, and I was talking about the legends, so they aren't legends yet. And feel free to add your own if I forget others. And one final vote, vote who is the best. I voted already. Xaaji nooh. _________________ Macsalaama!! [This message has been edited by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar (edited 04-13-2002).]

Salaan... Indhofuur: LooooooL. Yeah, I am with you. Actually, I am wearing my macawiis right now. But only in front of this screen. You know what, last summer I did, in fact, wear macawiis to outside for several nights. And the staring was perfect and setting. It made me feel more proud to be a fellow nomad. And you know also what, the Pakistanis who worked the gas station I used to buy several groceries sometimes couldn't believe me with my macawiis. They were--from their wild-gazed eyes--bewildered. And by the way, even this gaal is wearing macawiis so why should we feel something if we wear it in public. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Stay with your dirac, googarad, garbasaar, sifaleeti; with all being isku joog and period. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Libaax: I don't have co-workers, but I sure do have a lot co-homeless fellas. And they sure do make me more mad. We can't even share under that old bridge at night--not a single inch. I think it is about time I whine this to Mel Lastman. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Caraweel: Dadkii aaba taqanaa reer magaal dheh bo. Magacood aaba soo taxaa suga kuwii ugu tafsanaa: Shaarkeey C/xaaq Muriidi Abaka Abanuur Yaa dhiman hee? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Loser: You completely did not get my plain joke. Kamoon, and relax. I was only joking. Hokey, just chill out then. The reason I used the truck was that the last time I saw you writing, you were talking about the truck you drive. Saan hadii u fudud tahey bas waaye, anaaba kaa gar daran nooh. Ee neerta isii anaaba mar danbe kuugu soo jisaareynin bo. And by the way, Soomaali this and that, don't you know that you yourself are a fellow Soomaali; so hate it or live with it. Soomaali walba dhib waa arkey mise aragtey, hadii dadkaa la cadaadiyey aa Soomaali ugu nacdey, think again. We all did taste the bitter side of Soomaali, and yet we are still brothers and sisters. At least forgive, if you cannot forget. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Xawaa shaleegooyo shemaan riifi. Iyaah, ii camira nooh. Anina kistee aa jacbursanaa. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Filsaneey: Hokey, visit www.jinoole.qub Runtii, I am not kidding. Hokey, hokey, waa kuwanaa hee: www.benadir.net/somalimusic www.hamarey.com www.somalilife.com www.hiiraan.com ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jamaal, af jini lee kugu ogaa hadana af jacburis maa noo biloowdey hee. Bas waaye, barina maxaa dhiman af maxaa iga galaa? _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Well, Indheey, sometimes waa la isku lee yahey nooh. And the caarifaad thing is hokey with her. Isn't it? And by the way, Soul-Sister, when is that sawaariiq to be launched on? I am dying to know. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Soul: LoL. Experience says it all. LoL. Your gantaalo must made you feel as though... __________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ashwaaq: It says foot-ball, and you expected what, crush-boning-ball? Or you call that football? LoL. And by the way, San Francisco used to be my team. Not anymore. I am not a fan of any American Football team anymore. Shaqsi, we will discuss this thing when the World Cup comes, Inshallah. Hokey. See, I was a fan of Premiership while back I was in Kenya, but not anymore. I watch sometimes, but not as enthusiastic as I used to be. Let the World Cup come. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Loser: I thought you were driving your truck somewhere in some state, not in somaliaonline.com. Where is it, man? Did they fire you? Or layoffed you? Kamoon, poor brother. Do not vent your anger against us only you lost a mere job. You know what I am gonna do? I am going to call Purolator and fill a racial complaint against them. Ooooh, it wasn't Purolator, sorry. I already sent my fax. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Iswaale, ha is waalin yaqeey ee is daji. I know you have that diploma from Maano Koobiyo, but better yet... Ar welcome hee. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And out of the blue, comes the blue. Welcome blue. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ashira: Aldo? WooW. That costs too much. LoL. Well, what about Payless Shoe Store? LoooooooL. Saas waaye nooh. By the way, I bought from Aldo my last two pair shoes. They are really good. Faadumiin: We were little experts since the dawn of time. See, we are still experts of ladies fashion. Well, we read Soomaali-Style Fashion magazines too. If you don't see a one in your area, well I have plenty of them to show you. Filsaneey: Of course, uniform kaftan lee waaye nooh. Sasamaanikana waaba ka heshaa yac. Ar see camal hee. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur, I am not a lady, but the uniform stuff caught my attention. Yeah, ladies love uniforms, especially the security guard-kind uniform. And of course, they do love the macawiis. Fitishaari, too. So is sasamaaniko. And oh yeah, the the one and the only watar baruuf kinda of dacas. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Dhaq!! Dhaq!! Dhaq!! Gis! Gis! Gis! Kud! Kud! Kud! Inaaaa Lilaaaaah, Wa Inaali Raajicuun!!!!! C/nuur, you really cracked me up. Keep cracking, hokey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: If you couldn't possibly see the sign at the door, which twice warns any men to stay off from this particular room, well since I am the Waardiye in here, my sensed got you without being in here. I knew you were going to be here. So, before my bud gets you...Or you need my bakoorad? Oh, sorry. I am also in the barxad. Sorry, sister Indheey. I only came here to warn a certain brother who knowingly broke a certain law. And hold your babis, I am out here. ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Libaax-abuu-Xuux: Inii la is caarifaa keentey ma'ahoo. Bas waaye, hada gabdhaha dhan waa i sanka ay iga qabsanayaan nooh. Adi lee waaye waxaan. Ani sheekadaan markii hore waa ku dhaarsiiyey inii qof u sheegin, maantana waa kanaa hee Been-Been-Siida {BBC} aaba ka naadinee yaah. Well, you know what, from now on adaa bajaq ii keeneysid. Sidaas waaye maxaa yeeley yaa rabi doono hee maskiinkaan dooliga iyo duligiis kasoo uraayo. Hadii mar danbo sheeko kuu sheego ha i dhihin macruuf. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Xishoow: Soomaali maxee ku maah maahdey? Fara ka ciyaal, Daba ka ciyaar aa ka danbeeyso. Ar yac, inii isku xishoodo waaye. Namja, thanks sister. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... In defense of the Admins. of this site, I am totally satisfied that this site by far is the best--and so far, so good. I consider myself a one who almost all visited every imaginable Soomaali site out there, and in comparison, this site has--should I say this--seems to have more far percentage of elites than the real dimwits. I am telling you. And on behalf--though Soomaalis ay 'af nool looma hadlo, but I have to say this anyway--of who participate in here, I think we should all thank the Admins. by doing a superb job. Thank you, Admins. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Filsaneey: Ar huu, saas dheh bo. Arlaadii ki kooyti yaah. Ar Madhayta ii Moorogaabey ku waran bo? Fayta ma'ahaa? Saas lee ma'aha. Ani kii faayo, iriireey. Widaaygaan dooga si feyla ma inkasoo, lakiin shanteey lee gamee nooh. ________________ Macsalaama!!