Two old ladies were sitting in garden of a nursing home enjoying a smoke. One had a condom with her, the other wondering wat the condom was for asked her freind about the condom. Her friend replied that she was gonna put her cigarrates in the condom in case it rains.Thinking it was a good idea, she went across the street to pharmacy and asked the pharmicist for a condom. The stunned pharmicist ask if she prefers any size and the old lady replied," Give something that fits a camel".

I won't change a thing!

originally by nazra I recently discovered, that somali ppl are animals well since you are one of us(somalis), you are animal too right? well sis.... if yu wanna engage in useful debate,yu need to change your tune and be civil to others.

Isn't love and lust more or less the same thing! i don't think you could seperate one from da other...lol anyway i think iam gonna second baashi, da guy couldn't handle the fact that the woman was married to another man. He eventually lost it!

It is sad story indeed...Never trust people!

Darman...wats with dis man....i thought we were on da same page here.....lol i guess i was wrong. well, Che is rebel , we don't pay laaluush....we kick ass!

Originally posted by Gediid: Bari Nomad and HornAfrique: The number of people killed in Hargeysa alone and the whole population of Mudug plus Bari ayaan isku mid aheyn.I do not have the intention of trying to even make you comprehend that but I thought maybe I might enlighten you with that lil bit info. [/QB] Gediid.....let me see if i understood this right. The number of civilian lifes lost in 88 was in the range of 50,000-60,000. Are yu implying the entire mudug and bari population is less than 50,000?....Come on bro....yo gotta be kidding me! Bari-Nomad n HornAfrica and all pro reunification advocates in here. Your argument for re-unification has a merit, but before yu could argue for re-unification. Maybe should ask yourselves first , how did we ended up in dis situation?.....Secondly you need to face the music and deal with reality. The southern somalis are in no position to tell any other member of somali nation whether be somaliland, SGalbeed , etc what to do with their future. Somali proper need to fix its own house before it restart talks with da north. The idea of mogadisho warlords and Yusuf insisting on the presence of Sland in somali peace talks is a joke to say the least. A goverment must formed in the south before any talks with da north can start. N believe me the mogadisho merchants and Yusuf the maniac won't deliver da kind goverment da south needs. USC has become a total failure and Yusuf is power hungry dictator. I hate to say this folks, reading some of your arguments, there is still qabiil tune in the air. Reconcialations won't go forward in any somali negotiations as long as the qabiil is more important than the nation. Finally, All crimes commited against civilians populations regardless of clan origins must be acknowledged and justice must be served. Yu can't have morgans, gani , aidid, etc getting away with murders!

Scorpion_Sista....HEheeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee...dat was funny , i cut , cut...lol.

Darman......That was creative man.....n funny too....lol

Akash....Hum tiik hay yaar...tu kay saahay Malaika...Iam not sure if i would say we get so much love for each other, but we do respect each other!, atleast i think so! Pakistan was quite an experience for us...lol Remember omar market..lol.. later

Akash....Do they still pay da NAWAZ....lol These two countries can't afford to continue stockpiling arms....Only through negotiations can peace be achieved and the kashmir problem be solved. I get da feeling that neither pakistan or nor india wants the kashmir problem to come to an end. As for the security of pakistan , i don't think pakistan could survive long conventional wars if india decides to invade and storm the eastern cities of lahore , hyderabad, etc. I guess that Musharaf reserved the right to strike first with da nukes. Lets not forget even Islamabad and Pindi ain't dat dar away from the border. later

Akash....Do they still pay da NAWAZ....lol These two countries can't afford to continue stockpiling arms....Only through negotiations can peace be achieved and the kashmir problem be solved. I get da feeling that neither pakistan or nor india wants the kashmir problem to come to an end. As for the security of pakistan , i don't think pakistan could survive long conventional wars if india decides to invade and storm the eastern cities of lahore , hyderabad, etc. I guess that Musharaf reserved the right to strike first with da nukes. Lets not forget even Islamabad and Pindi ain't dat dar away from the border. later

Malakia....Sae kahaa yaar! Akash......Are yu not hanging around Qaalaa Joog aka Somali Joog Aka G/10/1...?..lol Dude...do they still play soccer in dat G/10/4 ground?

Maajo....Aastaa baayii....give da brother a break. murefu.....she must be pretty one...lol Ok....yu get some situation...yu can't break up with her in person or over da fone ( iam supposing hearing her voice will soften your resolve too)....Well, it will be inappropiate to email a break massage....How about writing her letter and mail it to her apt. Be careful with da word "HATE"

Muraad...come on dude....Don't give us " Somali is somali" crap......Democracy in Sland is in its infancy. There are going to be problems aight but iam sure they will be solved without resorting to the old ways of doing things. The brothers from da north have made considerable progress, give them some credit!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think Silanyo is happy about da results. Lets hope things go smoothly!!!!!!!!!!!! Somaliland presidential poll loser rejects result HARGEISA, Somalia, April 20 (Reuters) - The defeated opposition candidate in Somaliland's presidential election accused the government of vote rigging on Sunday as violence flared between rival supporters. Ahmed Mohamed Silanyo, who emerged as the main challenger in Somaliland's first multi-party presidential election, claimed victory in the April 14 poll. Official results on Saturday handed victory to President Dahir Riyale Kahin by just 80 votes. "I can confirm that I won the election," Silanyo told reporters. "The government has used public funds and its authority to win the election for its candidate. I call on the government not to suppress the (will of) the people." He spoke as violence broke out between supporters of Kahin's United Democratic Party (UDUB) and Silanyo's Solidarity party (Kulmiye) in the capital Hargeisa and other cities. Officials said four people were wounded and a teashop destroyed in Burao, Silanyo's hometown, as his supporters clashed with police. In Hargeisa, police shot in the air to disperse a protest against the election body. There was no immediate comment from the government. On Saturday, the enclave's National Electoral Commission said Kahin received 205,595 votes, 42.08 percent of the those cast, against Silanyo's 205,515 votes. Silanyo's party rejected the result, saying the figures given by the electoral commission for some polling stations did not tally with the count approved by its representatives. Somaliland declared independence in 1991 after the overthrow of Somali President Mohammad Siad Barre, the disintegration of central government and an explosion of factional fighting. The enclave is hoping that holding a democratic election will win it international recognition. Previous presidents in Somaliland have been picked by parliament.

Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think i have seen dis kind of topic in a lot somali forums.....very concerned...lol OG-Moti....Don't worry man , there will always be somalis in place called Somalia. The somali language and culture won't die out.The jungle fever is just another trend that will pass. One day somalis run away from each other and the next day they will run towards each other...lol This is common thing in every ethnic group. Iam gonna stick with a halimo. If i date a mon-somali , it would be out of curousity...I think i have satisfied my curousity .

These men are murderers. Rewarding them with by appointing them to the presidency of the somali is simply immoral.

Darman......That was funny....lool....i like one about the girl at stop light. Get anymore scenarios...lol ladies.......don't yu have funny bone in your body.......this is funny...lol

Shyhem....Good point bro..........lol I don't know why ppl cheat but i guess they got their own reasons....As for me , i think, cheating would depend on the kind of relationship iam in.......I won't cheat on wife or potential wifey( serious relationship in which both parties invested time and energy).....but i don't mind looking around for another girl if iam dating a girl and things don't seem to be heading anywhere. I don't mind if she looks around too....dats not technically cheating..lo....It is called keeping your options open! thats my two cents....later

Akash....how yu do survive the summer in lahore yaar.....lol later

Harbism......There is nothing wrong in appreciating the beauty of God's creatures by gazing at them a little.lool...Now if yu make some gesture while gazing or yu gaze at women too long. ...That might to be good reason for your girl to be upset a little. later

Nice piece....we do need a map that give us a direction or path leading us into better tomorow and save us from self-destruction. I hope we find that map sooner rather than later.

That was funny specially the ethiopian jokes....looooooooooooool