Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

SomaliPhilosopher;984296 wrote:

^perhaps if it was a camel you would understand

 

camels are sacred to the caagdhere folks**, somaha?

 

ever wondered why Elephants are extincted in Haatu's neck of the woods. we shan't explore such history ban ku idhi, dee....:cool:;)

 

** also explains their height. ileen wa animal pedophiles eh. :D

[Alpha Blondy]

working two jobs aint easy lakinse what about my life/work balance?

 

 

 

[Chorus: John Legend]

There's something in your heart

and it's in your eyes

It's the fire, inside you

Let it burn

You don't say good luck

You say don't give up

It's the fire, inside you

Let it burn

 

[black Thought]

Yeah, and if I'm ever at the crossroads

and start feeling mixed signals like Morse code

My soul start to grow colder than the North Pole

I try to focus on the hole of where the torch goes

In the tradition of these legendary sports pros

As far as I can see, I've made it to the threshold

Lord knows I've waited for this a lifetime

And I'm an icon when I let my light shine

Shine bright as an example of a champion

Taking the advantage, never copping out or cancelling

Burn like a chariot, learn how to carry it

Maverick, always above and beyond average

Fuel to the flame that I train with and travel with

Something in my eyes say I'm so close to having the prize

I realise I'm supposed to reach for the skies

Never let somebody try to tell you otherwise

 

[Chorus]

 

[black Thought]

One love, one game, one desire

One flame, one bonfire, let it burn higher

I never show signs of fatigue or turn tired

cause I'm the definition of tragedy turned triumph

It's David and Goliath, I made it to the eye of

the storm, feeling torn like they fed me to the lions

Before my time start to wind down like the Mayans

I show 'em how I got the grind down like a science

It sounds like a riot on hush, it's so quiet

The only thing I hear is my heart, I'm inspired

by the challenge that I find myself standing eye to eye with

Then move like a wise warrior and not a coward

You can't escape the history that you was meant to make

That's why the highest victory is what I'm meant to take

You came to celebrate, I came to sever great

I hate losing, I refuse to make the same mistake

[Safferz]

Alpha Blondy;984369 wrote:

corporate sponsorships ruin these sorts of events.

 

will you last place medal be sprinkled with Swarovski crystals?

I hope so

[Safferz]

I got a marriage proposal tonight. It was an awkward and unexpected conversation

[Mooge]

Alpha Blondy;984360 wrote:

si waad sheekada, abti.

 

kulaaha dinner

 

surprised to see you actually left your local merfish for once.........mise it was a 'safari'?

 

abti,

 

your fadhi ku dirir has no ethics, ma garatay?

 

^ by this i mean.....it's like your whole life is dedicated to divisive politics. folks like you are disgusting. no offensive but i had to say that, you know.

alphablondi, loool. weli ma drama queen stuff bad wada niyoow. lool. why are you upset abti. dumarka iyo raga miyad kala ilalisaa. loooool.

calm down niyoow. i was going to ask about the baboon arts library you were collecting donations for, then i figured you being a drama queen, the nairobi dinner was enough. lool.

 

you know where to find me niyoow abti. talk to AT&T. loool

[Alpha Blondy]

Safferz;984402 wrote:

I got a marriage proposal tonight. It was an awkward and unexpected conversation

 

 

listen wisely. congrats.

[Alpha Blondy]

the library will be OFFICIALLY opened on the 1st of December. last week, i renovated the place. this week...i'll finalise the furniture and stuff. next week, i'll finalise the cataloging the database. the ribbon cutting ceremony is on the 1st of December. low profile ceremony inshallah.

[Safferz]

Alpha Blondy;984419 wrote:

listen wisely. congrats.

lol why are you congratulating me, I'm not even considering it. And I'm annoyed now because he thinks my opinion will change and he won't move on and let me be, I woke up to some strange texts this morning.

[SomaliPhilosopher]

^^war saffy why are you exposing me like that on the web!!! I'm a bit embarrassed now

[Haatu]

It's almost marriage season in a few months. I shall be turning 26 in a few months as well, huh. Maybe I ought to throw in the towel and get married as well, all my friends have done so as well. It's for that reason I avoid Facebook nowadays, I can't stand to see baby pictures anymore.

 

Saff, get married, don't make the mistake I, Alpha, Che, Oba and nuune made. You don't want to end up forever single like us.

[Safferz]

lol Haatu I'm fine, I'm young and I'm enjoying not being committed to anyone right now. I mean I woke up this morning in my own apartment, sleeping diagonally in my queen sized bed dee, I'm not giving that up anytime soon Marriage isn't on my radar and likely won't be for years, and I've always thought it would be something I'll consider when things progress to that with the right person, not something randomly put on the table by a guy friend who gave me no indication he even had feelings until now lol.

 

SomaliPhilosopher;984433 wrote:

^^war saffy why are you exposing me like that on the web!!! I'm a bit embarrassed now

Sorry SP but I gave you an unambiguous no, texting me about your insomnia and how thinking about me is keeping you up will not change my mind

[Tallaabo]

Safferz;984402 wrote:

I got a marriage proposal tonight. It was an awkward and unexpected conversation

Is it that white dude?

[Tallaabo]

^ Oh it was SP!! , just read his comment:o

[Safferz]

Tallaabo;984445 wrote:

Is it that white dude?

It's not SP, he's a joker Not the white dude either... this guy is Somali. White people understand that proposing out of the blue and professing your love for someone is psycho lol

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;984421 wrote:

the library will be OFFICIALLY opened on the 1st of December. last week, i renovated the place. this week...i'll finalise the furniture and stuff. next week, i'll finalise the cataloging the database. the ribbon cutting ceremony is on the 1st of December. low profile ceremony inshallah.

 

 

what y'all think?