Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

Apophis;984113 wrote:

More evidence you've had lobotomy.

a controversial procedure ain't it?

[Haatu]

Alpha Blondy;984115 wrote:

imagine doing a role play with a Somali Xalimo.

 

nurse and patient scenario

 

patient: oh nurse, i've left my phone on the table, could you please fetch it for me adigo mudane. it's just over there and while you're at it, don't block the sunlight......(making it impossible for her not to bend over)

 

nurse: saas miyaa? maxaad i moodey saqajaanyahow eedaabta laheyn?

 

LOOOOOOL

 

enough said :D

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;984080 wrote:

 

I'm quite fluent in Magyar I'll have you know :cool:

''keyser soze'' x 25 repeatedly.

 

^ the only af-Hungarian i know.

[Haatu]

One movie review I just saw:

 

"Watching paint dry is better." Some people are blunt aren't they :D

[Alpha Blondy]

^ shooow you want to be a cultural critic. i have my own Rottentomatoes account. i've been peer-reviewed, you know.

 

do you know the movie i was referring re the hungarianism?

 

what movie is this?....the one like the paint drying?

[Alpha Blondy]

i've just realised i have work tomorrow. caajib. what a shock.

 

story of my life, ma istidhi?

[Alpha Blondy]

another day in the office. so annoyed by the BS and trickery i have to endure.

 

do i look a fool? last time i checked i didn't, you know. lakinse, wa caadi.

[Alpha Blondy]

i met Abdi Qeys today.

[Tallaabo]

Alpha Blondy;984055 wrote:

no habar qalooc, no gays, no dogs.

[Tallaabo]

Safferz;984068 wrote:

We'll throw rocks from across the street, Tallaabo

As well as the great North American pastime, TP'ing:

 

 

Watch out Haatu :mad:

We will replace their chicks with good looking drag queens. Don't worry they will not be able to spot any difference until ............

[Alpha Blondy]

Tallaabo;984181 wrote:

is cuus adiguu.

[Safferz]

Tallaabo;984182 wrote:

We will replace their chicks with good looking drag queens. Don't worry they will not be able to spot any difference until ............

[SomaliPhilosopher]

Tallaabo you are a very strange man. I have yet to understand you. But I think that is your point...

[Haatu]

I'm scarred for life nacalad ha ku dhacdee. Alpha, let me ruin your night. Have u heard of this vid kids watch nowadays? 2 guys and 1 horse.

[Alpha Blondy]

islamic new year tomorrow.

 

i was shocked not a single person knew. not good.

 

today was Diwali.