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In aid of Somali Orphans: Sisters Fundraising Event

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NGONGE   

^^ I am no Croesus, Malika. I can only offer what I could afford. Plus, you will be doing it for charity. What say you? Deal?

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Ibtisam   

^^Faheem what do you think My dear sis^^?? please talk some sense in to this old man.

 

Ngonge I think I found the solution, If I get Xiin and Che to agree to this

Che releasing me from my promise the other day = £100

 

Xiin abandoning the Caravan = £150

Will you hold to your offer and send £250 via bank???

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NGONGE   

^^^^

 

Originally posted by NGONGE:

^^
:D

This is turning nasty now but what the heck.
:D

 

Here is the price list:

 

Lily with dirac on = £100

 

Ms DD with her abaayah = £80 (if you're not there it is not the same).

 

Serenity with purple lipstic on = £120

 

Val just coming to Covent Garden = £200

 

Sheh babysitting for me on a weekend of my choosing = £75 (it's the going rate for babysitters, I'm told).

 

CL going with me on a romantic dinner for two = £300

 

Malika making me a cup of tea with her own hands and personally delivering it to the station = £100

 

My Ayeeyo promising to name her next male offspring after me = £100

 

Che releasing me from my promise the other day = £100

 

Xiin abandoning the Caravan = £150

 

 

ps

I am only obliged to honour the first offer.

Read the small print, dumaashi. icon_razz.gif

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Ms DD   

Well I never

 

I am the cheapest of the lot haye! I am offended.

I have a right mind to come to your luuq Ngoner and tell you what is what!

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Ibtisam   

So Ngonge Your only real offer is the first, the rest is HOT AIR miyaa.?? :rolleyes:

 

Ms DD, did you miss the part where he accepted you and me for £500?? :D

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NGONGE   

No, Ibti. I said I will honour the first person to agree in that list. My first offer is the exception of course. :D

 

DD,

Blame Ibti. You were top of the list you know. smile.gif

(arab boys love their abaayahs).

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NG, make sure you send the wife and kids and my money on saturday. We will negotiate the 'finer' details of how we are going to do this later - after all, you never mentioned specifically that I'd have to meet you.

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Sheh babysitting for me on a weekend of my choosing = £75 (it's the going rate for babysitters, I'm told).

there's charity and then there's charity.

 

Ibts, I might make the tail end of your event. What was the blooming tube station again? Sorry.

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Ibtisam   

^^Is that from your own pocket or is it for this

 

CL going with me on a romantic dinner for two = £300

How are you and where have you been. Since you been away this old man has been out of control! :eek:

 

Thank YOU!

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Ms DD   

Morning all

 

CL..that is a great sacrifice woman. Allah will reward you immensily

 

Another question

 

How do you cope with a crush?

 

wrong thread..all answers should be posted on troll ladies

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