loool@alleubaahne eedo ma eheen wixi sas ku maah maahay, habiyar eey eheed Mideeda kale neh fuundi maad eheed? Somalia ganacsi kale ka jira maba lahanee. Ama waxaad dhalooyin la isticmaale u biyo raacisaa shirkada coca cola oo laga furay? Toosh aanba kaa dabo qaatee, nin canshuur bixinin oo lacagta oo tuugo nimada kusoo shaqeeyay busness ka dhistay soo dad ceeyr qaato u yasi karaa I'm juts jokin bro, resume me aqaaniyee can u give me a shaqo on good faith

Rendezvous, beauty can be made up for with character, but perverted men are condemned for life and afterwards too, u know As for women in the west, geesi hadaad tahay, u would have said it outright instead of hiding behind word, so bless u for ur little attempts at witticism, oh how sweeeet The joke has taken the shape of certain nomads (renezvous here is where one inserts a name to complete the personal attack ), mainly the perverts in question Alla jecliyaa marki personal attacks dembiga lagu jiro lagu duug duugo

My aunty's favorite phrase was "i arkaay i maqla" This whole dialogue reminded me of that, now aint that funny? We now at least know who to nominate for (worst?)employer of the year

Instead of wasting your time coming up with degrating stories about how to misuse a female, why not get a wife and actually do something xalaal and worthwhile, that being creating a family and expanding our community in case ur nasty minds have wandered again :rolleyes: :rolleyes: alloow duli ha naga dhigin, kuligeenba nasoo hanuuni. Amiin.

I was with u until the mention of a donation Nice idea sis, it sounds just the thing, asians already have this and it would be a great way to network, if anything. With us somalis the hardest thing isn't coming up with a great idea, but actually putting words to action, so if u are going to go ahead with this keep us informed and we might get off our lazy arses and getinvolved It sounds absolutely fabulous sis.

il capo marax yohoow choreographer maxaad ka wadaa? artistic dancer aa laguu qaatay now u made me sound common, amaad choreographer wax kale lee ka wadaa just joking! Nice story, all seven pages of it(!) i'm just confused, is it in london or america, or bahrain or where?! :confused: so many countries get mentioned, its like bleedin un. Still, i enjoyed it, tho u biggin urself up too much

lol caveman Like Dawaco, “As for moti, he hasn't done anythin but calaacal like habar gaanjibo oo gabar yar lala aroosay and doesn't deserve all the attention he is gettin.†Sxb there is real meaning and feeling behind this sentence, Darn! If I was an expert on “Decoded English†language, I would cross-word puzzle this sentence and came up with the phrase “I admire you Motiâ€by-Dawaco. you know, dooro dawoco dagaal rabin daan daansaneeyso saa la yeelaa? Weli waxaan la yaabanahay sida aad moti uga dabo ordeeyso, u gonna visit cambodia and want somewhere to stay aanba is dhahayee is that true? Anywayz, moti if u become president make me vice president and i will do jihaad on anyone who dares oppose u when i'm not imbezzling money and sending it to my private account on the cayman islands

Nuune i would say thnx for adding me to your group, but that woul dmislead u into believing i actually liked being named Juxa, kort en krachtig, net als jij? Nafta adiganeh camiraada jooji aub Caawa dhan heesihi ross&iba aa madaxa iiga jireen. "ik had zo'n een leuk meisje in wassenaar, met lang blond en prachtig haar..." ik mis laag land As for my nomination: trouble makers of sol:ngonge, qac qaac and garab tuujiye fantastic women of the year:*can't choose, so i nominate all my sisters* Male feminists:qac qaac. khayr, cavemen(sorry i mean cave man ) and of course, adeer moti. Dhaqan celis crew:baashi nin yaaban and j-11 Story tellers:ngonge and ilcapo Man trapped inside a womans body/female activist:og-moti That's my list people, and nothing was meant as a joke, so if ur not angered by it something is wrong with u

^^because if it was red many people would run around charging at each other like bulls And when hooligans like totti are brought around to highbury, ill even buy u a digi cam q:when garab tuujiye says wack does he mean ****** /silly or is it in a good way? ps:garab tuujiye i doubt barcelona think the same about u, unless aad warankiilo intaad isku dhaqdo boolbaro ka dabo marineeysid Don't u know how racist those spanjards are?

Femme that was touching, no one has the right to terminate a life that Allah has created, there isn't anything that justifies it. Thank you for sharing your story. Diamante, sis those pictures made me want to cry, a little human surrounded by blood. It is too graphic i think, i couldn't bare even glancing at it

forget rehab, too late for that! Send them to highbury with a "i hate arsenal" tattoo on their face and a man united scarf wouldn't hurt either

Allah yo no naxariiso! Amen. Amiin allahayoow! Rudy bless u, nothin else to say

My Question is why do arsenal fun's continue to delude themselves . Oh no u didn't :eek: The cheek of it :mad: how dare you :mad: especially when u told me u admired the gunners' spirit :mad: you have just topped my "most hated nomad" list, congrats Khayr, because realistically speaking most parents just can't support their children, unless they win ayuuto or something. q:Why does it always rain on me

lol@nin yaaban,maahmaah aaba lasoo gashay yaah, cajiiib! Maku sixi kari oo wax badan aa la i yiri nin kaa weeyn hortaa oo xanaaqaa. Anoo luqada ku fiicneen neh hadaan qaamuus kuusoo qaato waxaa la i leeyahay tani sheekadeeda waa hooyo saan aa loo dhalaa , marka maahmaahda meheeda nooga wada If my somali is shyte, bare with me, yaa la iskugu keey tagin lee

^^tell us what ur password was and we will tell u badhanka halka eey ku taalo, it all depends on ur password Why are sol men so self deluding and superiorly misinformed?

Feme fatele, damn u got in before me! Thiery i wish all our men were logical like you, they just don't see the bigger picture. Caveman, my borther, it is easy to take out all the negative things and maginfy them, but it takes real courage to actually take on board the points raised and discuss them, whether you agree or disagree with it. That way we can benefit from one another, hadaan kula qaldanahay tell me and give me reasons, but don't opt for name&shame policy like the news of the world. *hi garab tuujiye, glad to see u have taken back ur identity

lol@debt...its like applying for a bleeding credit card and being refused because ur blacklisted. Debt can be paid off, laakinse dabeecad la'aan cannot be cured is all i will say on the matter..

lol...Alloow ceebta noo astur, moti sida oo gabdhaheeni u terorize gareey naaye ma saan aa ka soo hartay. somehow i think there is a net waiting to spring on moti, reminds me of carrie. She was dancing with the blond guy with the perms and felt on top of the world in her flowy gown, next thing uknow she is covered in pigs blood fryin every1 Somehow i like that image with moti in carrie's place...Ah how wonderful it is to dream.... As for moti, he hasn't done anythin but calaacal like habar gaanjibo oo gabar yar lala aroosay and doesn't deserve all the attention he is gettin.

^^^Hooyo probably already had a house It is the man's fault that the wedding didn't happen who is he to dictate that the woman's mother gets another house, gumeeysi badanaa ma hitler baa wax u galeen I am wondering whether caveman is related to moti. Why is he acting like moti's pr? I smell something cooking and it aint maraq bilaash.

A lot more than crap needs to be cut Well said FF, I have a rusty sakiin if scissors are too humane Degree and Certificates doesn’t make you educated, remember that… Don't worry moti, we have such an example of that from you men that we are unlikely to forget how certificates don't give some people common sense :rolleyes: Caveman, i'm starting to think that you have bene in a cave for far too long. The worst thing is that u seem to be so sincere in ur topics and so clueless. No matter what we sisters say, we come across looking like man haters who patronize their counterparts back home, something that you men are more talented at doing. Now let us look at another scenario. You go to wherever, coming from america with ur certificates and ur credit cards and ur promise of a better life. A girl that only has the security of her dhaqan and deen marries u because it is a way of survival and she can be helpful to her family by being abroad. You bring her to america and introduce her to worse conditions than she has been accustomed to. She will be in a country where she doesn't know anyone, where people look down on her because she seems so ignorant, where she has only your family and friends to rely on, people that have been in western countries for solong that they can't relate to the girl. So the good girl that you "rescued" for you selfish egoistic needs is in a world where people will only understand her if she canges. But wait a minute, when she changes, won't she be exactly like those female waraabe dadoow in Europe. And voila, you have brought about the ruin of a girl that only wanted a better life. Congratulations. But wait a minute, u can opt for option two. Why bring the girl to america when u can support her where she is? We all know that long distance marriages are wonderful. And you know, absence makes the heart grow fonder :rolleyes: The girl finds herself with a man she hardly knows who drops in when it is conveniant for him, with no thought for what she needd. BRAVA, once again u have made an unsuspecting girl who deserves better than you trapped in an unhappy life :rolleyes: Most of you seem to think that we girls abroad are fuming because we see the men choosing other girls above us. The truth of the matter is that we know how hard life here is and it is disgusting to watch you men bring more girls into a life of hardship. Laakinse maxaa la idinkugu qeeylinaa, u will never understand anyway, tiina lee idiin muuqato...

Nin lagu seexdoow by magool Subag weel ku daatay dhinac uma xumaadee waa subax wanaagsan Calankana salaama Nin lagu seexdoo ha seexan Xil baad sidaa ha seexan Ha seexan ha seexan Soo jeed oo... yaa heesta dhameeystiri karo? Heestaan markii dagaalka bilaawday aa radiaha laga dhageeysan jiray, it has many memories for my family,laakinse waan ilaaway miraheedi...

Caveman that was intresting, if somewhat long, article to read. You made many valid points but u seem to be putting the blame on the women more than the men. Not all women want a wedding like that and not all men are dragged to a tuxedo shop, so brother don't paint every female with the same brush, it reduces your articles valid points. Sectioner, i can see your point, my mother told me that weddings were celebrated by the whole neighbourhood until morning light back in the day, but i think the bride and groom wore the hido iyo dhaqan attire or an arabic style dress for the bride, not what we see today in these countries. One thing i disagree with you on is that arranged marriages are no longer done in our culture, not in the way u mentioned. When it is done it usually consists of one party asking the parents to intervere and the other party agreeing to the mariage without consequences. Usually it is men in europe who ask their mother to bring them a bride from home, usually a cousin, and the woman in question agrees because of the ciscumstances or because of a deep relationship that excisted before the man went away. I heard this story about a mariage in america where the bride demanded $4000 when during the nikaax the shiiq asked what her request was. The man agreed but the woman insisted he had to pay her right then because she was going to build her mother a house (oh bless her ) When the man said he didn't have it and that he would get it for her, she said "credit card oo qabaa ee ha iisoo bixiyo or the wedding is off" The man had an uncle there who went up to the girl to make sure she wasn't going to change her mind about when the money was going to be paid. When she refused, he stepped outside to where the bridesmaids and other females were gathered and said "yaa aroos u diyaar ah oo igaarkena rabo?" and one of the female said yes and was immidiately married to the guy. The celebrations took place just as planned, except for the bride swap

Janatul naciima, Janatul fardoowsa Allah ka waraabiyo, Underdog iyo familkiisa neh samir iyo iimaan allah ka siiyo, aamiin yaa rabi.

lol@il capo, aren't u mr popular fake dg bag eh? i woulda stuck with good ole fashioned dacas(for multiple hitting) girls wouldn't wanna damage their cherished bags nice story bro, een better than latest eastenders story line!

checkmate. Judge-qaali hadii aanan qaldaneeyn, Xeer ilaaliye soo security gaurd ma ahan?