Originally posted by FATMAN: BOYS AND GALS, DO U LOOK A PERSON LOOKS OR THEIR PERSONALITY. I have never looked a person's looks and i have never looked a person's personality. Actually, I don't look anything because that makes no sense.

'Sayyid', I just have to 'ask' you, 'why' are you using 'quotation marks' so much? It's really 'annoying'. Please 'stop' before I go 'crazy'.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: quote:Originally posted by Katrina: Dear Chocolate shid happens with every culture otherwise try explaining why a so-called polite, muslim somali brother would offer me downtown on a first date ^^ What you mean Downtown ? I didnt get that part!!... can you elaborate that? Cheers You don't want to know what that means, trust me.....

I bought my wife absolutely nothing. I have no regrets because even if I wanted to buy her something, she'd just give me sh*t for doing a kafir holiday, anyways.

Subtle? Trick? Flashing neon sign? LOOOOL I like that one.....Here's the underlying message..... "Buy stuff for your partner or you don't really love them!!!! Buy stuff before it's too late!! I'm telling you, you only have this day every year in order to prove your love for your wife/girlfriend/gay lover, and if you don't buy stuff, they will not loved you!!!" What a materialistic society we are....It reminds me of little kids and retarded people when we see jewelry....."Ooooooooohhhhhhh, shiny!!!!"

Originally posted by Khayr: ]hmmm, did u have twins? 4kids since 2002 is a whole lot laakin/but MashaAllah, keept it roooolling! Technically, 2 kids are mine, and my wife has 2 kids from previous marriage. So, 2 kids and 2 step-kids.

Lots of good opinions and fatwas on valentine's day. What's the point of valentine's day anyways, other than to make business for chocolate, card, and jewelry makers? If your wife really needs a bunch of crap like that in order for her to believe that you love her, you'd be best to find yourself a new wife. You don't see men doing that sh*t, do you?

I'm actually kinda surprised people didn't think I wasn't Somali. I mean come on, how many Somali people do you know that like hockey(other than Pucca)? But yeah, I'm white. I became Muslim in 2002 and married a Somali woman and now have 4 kids. Alxamdulillah!! I know lots of people may be interested in how I found Islam, or rather how it found me, and insha Allah, I'll post that story soon.

Funny, Is spelling and grammar errors your petpeeve? Kinda....I mean look at this.... publisher and jornalist who did it first of all they read about the islam and the chouse the panishment for them selvs. And tell me that doesn't annoy you?

OK, I'll remember to be nicer next time. i didn't realize you were asking a question, I thought it was just a bad joke

Originally posted by SoMa_InC: Fabio Liverani: Italy (Somalia) A somalian with that kind of name, weird in deed Must be from Kaasa Itaalia?

Isn't Aga Khan the leader of the Ismailis? Why is there a school named after him?

Originally posted by ibtisam: i believe that the person posting this is LOOOOOOOOOOL Now that's the only funny part in here!!! It kinda interested me that the title of this thread is "Who is More Dumber?" The correct pronunciation is "Who is Dumber?" You have been arrested by the grammar police. You have the right to remain silent and we sincerely hope you exercise that right

I signed the petition, I am #16648(note the 2 names, I am not somali). I really wish, though, that the ones who wrote comments would at least use proper spelling, some of them are spelt badly.

Though women are b!tchy by nature they fail to demonstrate their b!tchness to males and save it for females. Why cannot we stick together and overpower these monsters? We should take a oath and swear to stick beside one another. [/QB] Substitute the words "women" and "female" for "Muslims" and the word "males" for "kafirs". Sounds like a solution for us Muslims, and not just women. If we could stick together, Islam would reign supreme.

What can I say? When you've seen both sides of the fence, Becoming a Muslim is a no-brainer. Masha Allah for him.

So where's my valentine's card, or am I not good enough?

Originally posted by sheherazade: ^Teek yoor bik... ---luk huus tookin --bot koolin da ketel blaak --yuu shudh noo isnigar This is a new way to translate english into somali? Iid iss ariili ixaarid tu anderistaanid.....

Your momma's so fat that if she wore a Malcolm X jacket, helicopters would land on her!!

Originally posted by LayZieGirl: RBC bank is the ish, love them. No way, Royal Bank sucks. I wanted to open an account with them, and they wanted this, and that, and this again, I just said f*** this, and went to Scotiabank, got myself an account in an hour. TD Bank is good, but I screwed up my account with them, and they started putting holds on my checks, so I closed it.

Originally posted by rudy: nin yabaan is probably singing the blues! i feel that some how while he was sleeping, police hauled him for demostic violence! wife hit the fan after 12oz of coke!! ever wonder why xalimoos dont do that to foreign husbands who abuse them but r trigger happy when it comes faraaxs!! loool........! LOOOOOL You always crack me up!!! But you do have a point....Somali women aren't nearly as vicious with non-somalis as they are with faarax's!

I don't expect the Jyllens-Posten to publish the holocaust cartoons. Not necessarily because they're "comtrolled by jews", but because they know they're losing business over these cartoons of Nabi Muhammad SCW, now they've lost their Muslim readership, and then they'll go and offend jews and others who view the holocaust as the absolute worst thing that ever happened in the world? Who'll be left that's not offended and will still read their paper? Nazi's, who hate both Muslims and jews anyways, but there's not enough of them to have a sustantial reader base. They'll conclude it would be a "smart business decision" to not publish the holocaust cartoons.

Mr. Radio Baranbaro, heheheheehee....wlc to SOL and don't be expecting to find any pics in here!!

Originally posted by Foxy: what ethnicity does Sean Paul belong to....I am sure he isnt full jamacian? cheers PS just curious and bored as hell he's Jamaican, Portuguese, and German

The first thing that came to my mind was "What an insult, this b*tch wants to humiliate the poor, starving people of East Africa by sending them dog food." But then I realized that's probably more than the gov'ts of these countries hit ny the famine are giving.