Shouldn't this thread be called "Keeping Up With the AbdulQaadir's"?

Welcome to the place to be 4 all the mali'z, na mean? YEAH, YEAH, BIG UP'Z 2 ALL DA PPLZ UP IN DIS MUH-F***A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!11! Ummmm....Yeah, anyways, welcome to SOL, Imperial Instigator..........

Originally posted by Castro: If these people were Somalis 4 words can describe what would happen to this guy if was Somali: Target Practice For M*o*o*r*y*a*a*n

Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by Bishaaro: Isn't that how they say it down in Hargeeso or Booraane? CW, oh no she didn't! Does anyone remember back to when the Somalis dragged the Maraykan soldiers through the atreets and reporters were pronouncing Muqdisho as "Mow-ga-diiiiiiii-shu"? Is it just me or is that very, very annoying?

Yeah, what about us who don't eat an apple after we're finished in the washroom?

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Some Pharaxs like having nice long nails to pick them nasty deep lodged boogers. L00L. Careful don't dig too deep and hit Your brain guys. LOOOOOOL You caught me!! That's the soft thing that i feel when I dig deep....No wonder I kick something when i pick my nose, it's just a natural reflex......

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Sowwy dat mi english sux! However, I do know how to spell the words GO and YOURSELF . Do you (grammar police of SOL) know how to spell a special little word that fits rather nicely in between these two? I'll give you a clue. The second letter is a vowel. PS: I am really not trying to pick on anyone in particular here. Shears. Now you hurt my feelings.......... The answer is f***

Nein.

Why the hell would I listen to anyone who calls himself "lord"?

Where is this guy from, anyways? Cuz he's got the last name Cisse(spelled the somali way, even) and first name Djibril, same way they spell Djibouti. This would lead me to believe he's Djiboutian. Is that true?

Welcome back, Qac Qaaaaaaaaaaaaaaac.......

The thing I really don't understand is that Muslims and Somalis only call the Conservatives "anti-Muslim" as if the Liberals, NDP and the rest of the country love us or something. Let's just get one thing straight....The only ones that are "pro-Muslims" are the Muslims themselves, and none other. The only reason Liberals and other left-wing parties don't get that label is because they aren't religious. Conservatives get tagged as "anti-Muslim" just because of their christian leaning, but in terms of ideology and law, they are closer to us than Liberals and others will ever be, because they take their ideas mainly from the bible. The others just make up their ideas, which are quite flawed, as we have seen with gay marriage. Christians are closer to us than any atheist and secularist will ever be, and the only thing I find wrong with Stephen Harper's Conservative gov't is his plan to help the US in Iraq. So please realize that none of these parties are Muslim, and all are our enemies equally, so stop heaping praise upon the Liberals and NDP as if they are our friends.

If it itches, it will be scratched. It's a cardinal rule.

Note to all posters: 1. Please learn English before you post a topic in the English language. 2. Do not, I repeat do not post a poll if you are retarded.

Originally posted by Rockstar Xu: quote:Originally posted by Jamelia: LOoooL....What the hell is sinporia?...do you mean singapore?......LMAO....... Sinporia is way better than Singapore, it's cleaner, the king is a powerful wizard named in all the prophecies and the streets are made out of very expensive chocolate, so there. :mad: God bless Sinporia! Do they have "Crispy Crunch Street"? Then I'd like to visit this "Sinporia".

Originally posted by J B: that smells like Anders in the basement Y'know. that really doesn't sound good....

Pi$$ all over their leg, they'll get the hint that you don't wanna talk.

Originally posted by eastside_chick_fo_shizzel: salaam wats up yalll im jus wnt too drop my salaam im finally in i dnt knw anythin bout somalia and stuff and im half sinporain and somalia grow up in the states and was born here i cnt read or speck somalia soo pls tranlate for me plssssss cuz tht sucks not understands u knw how the deal is im wondering u guys trash talk like the somalia down ???????? and have a big mouth dnt be mad is kinda true let not lie aint good for your health jus knw one thing im always jokin aint never serioz and crap and on more thing im all big u hear me baggy jeans big shirts and big heart soo dnot think im were tigth pants and all tight stuff like the somalaiz up in my side but we live far from them bab fluez u knw wat i mean but lots somaliaz r kool no lie in tht im from oc in the asainz town peace from cali land I might not have a problem translating for you, but first you have to translate this pile of garbage for me. I mean God damn, you live in the US, right? Then speak English.

Had to bring this back....Since you're not a mod in here, Fat Stuff, I can bug you all I want about the Laffs.....er, the Leafs.....7-0 and then 4-3 losses to the Sens? Those Leafs have gotta do something about that.....

Yeah, this is so true, but in fact it's not funny.....'tis not a joke.

Did you read the post by the admin of that masiixi forum? She says "Arabs who don't even use toilet paper". LOOOOOOOOOL That is so nasty, even though they don't know. While Muslims are cleaning themselves the proper way by washing their privates, these christians are using nothing but TOILET PAPER!! I gotta ask you guys, and anyone else who may read this.....If you got pi$$ or poop all over your hands, would you just wipe it off with toilet paper? Nuff said. These people have the nerve to call us unclean while they're walking around with a fishy smell they can't get rid of.

LOOL Ibtisam, I think this guy is easily offended.....

What he means is that you're a better tour guide than a religious debater, which I would agree with. Your description of Canada is right on the button, except that you forgot about the wild coyotes which roam freely through our igloo-filled cities.

Originally posted by Caano Geel: Did anyone used to watch ren and stimpy? That's gotta be one of the best cartoons ever, it's so twisted. Nickelodeon got rid of the creator of the show because they didn't agree with him on his ideas for the show, so it wasn't as good after, but still funny as hell!!

The best Chappelle skit is the Rick James one with Charlie Murphy.... "Charlie Murhpyyyyyyyyyyy!!" "Brother darkness!!!" And Charlie Murphy keeps beating the $hit out of him and then they get the real Rick James and he's just mumbling like an ex-crackhead would. That is some funny a$$ $hit!!! "Yeah, I remember grindin' my feet into Eddie Murphy's couch"