That is awesome!! The girl's like "Are you thirsty?" He says "Beer!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: ^^^ When did u start givin love related advices? As for Theory..Dude.. u messed it up by posting on SOL...I bet you are now more confused than before ...and it is Obvious to me by just reading what you wrote that you are not ready for love and certainly not for marraige... You are in the midst of playing and you believe it is cool..So..my word to yuh...Dude...dont mess up the girl... Cheers LOOOOOL We're confusing him so much, he won't know what the hell to do!!! But Legend of Zu has a point....Don't mess her up. Don't play. Make up your mind on what you're gonna do. If you want her for the rest of your life, ask her to marry you. If you don't think you want her for that long, then just leave her alone. Remember, there is no middle ground, marry her or leave, all or nothing.

Originally posted by Bishaaro: ^ Gym buddy = We go to the gym together! There are also other buddies of mine who owe me alot of stuff ie; bus buddy, lunch buddy, coffee buddy! So can you lend your SOL buddy $20 bucks? I'll pay ya back, honest!!

I have heard about a mixture of haba sowda, garlic, and honey as being an all-purpose remedy for all kinds of ailments. My wife has told me about a friend of ours whose daughter had cancer. She gave her the tuun/malab/habasowda mixture every day and stayed by her side, reading Qur'an for her while she was in the hospital. The cancer went away, Masha Allah!! I actually met the girl as I was dropping off an application for the place I work at, and she looks like she's never been sick in her life, as if nothing happened. So if this is true, then maybe there's something to this stuff(and faith in Allah SWT, of course)

What they should do is emigrate. If I were the Chinese government I would be sending these guys out of the country because keeping them around will only mean trouble. They're emigrating by the thousands anyways. Reminds me of a joke.... Q: Where is the border between China and India? A: The Fraser River in B.C.

They're just using modern technology to keep up their medieval ways.

Marcus Vick will be lucky if he gets drafted, the way he's getting into trouble already.

I couldn't really follow what you were saying, it's written very badly to say the least. But anyways, I agree with Jafarel. You have no need to even be around this woman unless you're married to her, because you can expect things like this to happen, no matter if she's your best friend or you just met her. So my advice is either marry her, or leave her alone.

Originally posted by Che-Guevara: However, for a child following the birth of a male child, the gender ratio was roughly equal. So they really don't care as long as the first child is a boy...That's really disgusting.....We should be happy with whatever child we have as it is a blessing from Allah SWT....Who knows if a couple have a boy and he grows up to be useless and doesn't help his parents or doesn't care, whereas a girl might be good and care for them until they die?

Originally posted by Pucca: *shakes head* men... hey, it's not just men. The women want to have kids, too, and if you're essentially only allowed to have one kid, most of them would want a boy to take care of her when she's old, I would guess.

Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: each will rise while still the index fingers are under the body. The magic moment then happened: The body will move up. MMA, ciid wanaagsan saaxib. I've known you to be a reasonable person (at least from your posts) but sorcery and witchraft are not something that is real. Do you really believe that levitation stuff? Actually, magic is real according to the Qur'an, but is extremely haraam.

I felt sorry for the guy in the toothpaste commercial. I think that's supposed to mean that appearances are deceiving, and just because the toothpaste is black, doesn't mean it's no good for you. At least that's what I guess. The lynching video was obviously made by retard KKK pieces of crap who have never met a black person in their life to beat the sh*t out of them. That "letter to black people" was just stup*id, but the "nigga moment" video cracked me up.

Ciid wanagsan to all the SOL nomads, and may Allah SWT make this life and the next life easy for us, amiin.

Originally posted by Infinite: He is on record saying, "By God this is strange. I am being told that people in the West strip butt-naked during intercourse. It is not recommended that you take off all your garments during "Jimaac" (i.e. copulation). I'll remember to keep my socks on next time.

Don't follow that crap at all. Useless. If i was born on Sept.5 and it was a dark and stormy night, and there were wolves and hillbillies stalking around the hospital the night I was born, that has absolutely no bearing on how my life will be. Allah SWT has set out our lives already and the pages are dry.

I like the name of this thread...."Full Contact Sport" LOL As for this fatwa, how did he come up with a decision like this? And who the hell would ask him to make a decision on something like this? The Ned Flanders of the Muslims? "As salam alaikum wa rahmatullah, brother.....I was just wondering.....Can i be naked when I have sex with my wife or is it haraam? Y'know, just to be on the safe side...."

Does anyone really think the media is telling us the truth all the time? If anyone does, then they should be sterilized and committed to a mental institute so as to guarantee they can't procreate and spread the stup*idity

Originally posted by Femme Fatale: quote: but with the company pension scheme I should be ok for money when I do retire fingers crossed. Holy Sh!t. Am I the only golddigger in this joint? Working longer than 8 years has never crossed my mind. NEVER. I've got better things to do than be bothered with work. Dammmmmmmmmmn.....Why didn't I ever think of that? I gotta find me a rich Arab girl.....

Now that's old skool!! LOOOL That's before even my time....

What is the "test of men"? Is that multiple choice?

Originally posted by Socod_badne: To be of help, I suggest you give these classical chinese pieces a try: -On the way home (Huan Xiang Xing) -Moon Reflects On Erh-Chaun Spring(Er Quan Ying Yue) -Liang Shan Bo and Zhu Ying Tai (8 parts) -Ballad of Lasa WTF?????? :confused:

These game consoles are getting more powerful with each new console they put out. Now they're basically computers....I actually kinda like the old Nintendo system with controllers that had only 2 buttons, not these ones with 20 different bloody buttons!! Ahhhhh, the good old days.....I'm getting old.

I wonder why I wasted my time at work when I could've been in front of the coomputer, making useless posts in this very forum

Ah yes, the old "max-out-the-credit-card-and-hightail-it-back-to-Somalia trick. Works every time.

Innalillahi wa ina ilayhi rajicuun. This is too bad, it seems every year at Hajj time, there's a tragedy, people getting trampled to death and things like that. But they are in the best position to die, doing Hajj, and insha Allah they will have the best reward.