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Hi all,

 

I get up today, went to the bathroom, and look at the mirrow; thought to myself dam I look good. Came to work beaming smile.gif:D

 

 

There's so much reshuffling going on in my work. I no longer know what group I'm in or who is my boss :mad:

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Val, any man asks me to marry him like that, I would be put off. Wishy-washy ticks me off. Ask for what you want confidently or eff off. I'm not hand-holding anyone through a proposal, good grief. Nen eska dig as Ngonge would say. smile.gif

 

Wave @ Ibts. Sorry I am in a cave until next week. Coming out only for business affairs.

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Kamaavi   

Buuxo? habo see laguu hayaa smile.gif

 

lol@sayid waa cawo-caashaq

 

Cawo inuu caashaqay gartaye laakiin waa ina ayo bal i soo xasuusiya? icon_razz.gif

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Originally posted by Juxa:

sayid waa cawo-caashaq

:eek: dumaashi iga xishood :D

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tolka:

Sayid waa xilla-bilaal. Galin kasta mid buu caashaqaa.

adiguna waxaa tahay xilaa-irmaanis iyo sheeko socodtah :D

 

Barwaaqo - those were days.

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Ibtisam   

Ngonge: I saw you and your WHOLE family on facebook, including your kids, wife, brother and cousin and another Arab dressed guy. Do you want feedback? :D

 

Sheh shame on you and your cave women tendency!! smile.gif

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NGONGE   

^^ YES, Ibti. How did you break into our compound? Heck, even I'm not allowed to join that clique. :(

 

Che..you reminded me of Oasis..sing it with me...

 

All your dreams are made

When you're chained to (your) mirror with (your) razor blade

Today's the day that all the world will see

Another sunny afternoon

(I'm) walking to the sound of your favorite tune

Tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon

 

Need a little time to wake up

Need a little time to wake up wake up

Need a little time to wake up

Need a little time to rest your mind

You know you should so I guess you might as well

 

What's the story morning glory

Well

(you) need a little time to wake up

Wake up well

What's the story morning glory

Well

Need a little time to wake up

Wake up

 

(Cos) all your dreams are made

Now you're chained to the mirror with your razor blade

Today's the day that all the world will see

(It's) another sunny afternoon

Yeah I'm walking to the sound of my favorite tune

Tomorrow doesn't know what it doesn't know too soon

 

Need a little time to wake up

Need a little time to wake up

Need a little time to wake up

Need a little time to rest your mind

You know you should so I guess that you might as well

 

What's the story morning glory

Well

Need a little time to wake up, wake up

Well

What's the story morning glory

Well

 

Need a little time to wake up, wake up

Well

What's the story morning glory

Well

Need a little time to wake up, wake up

Well

What's the story morning glory

Well ?

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Ibtisam   

^^I also saw pictures of ALL the food your dad cooked!!! :eek: :eek: And the fruit platters, I thought that only happened in top class eat outs!!! Cajeeb and yaab and half.

 

How come SHeh did not get an invite to that party? icon_razz.gif

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^NGONGE-LooooL..Jeez did I subconciously steal the lyrics? Put smile on your face, ain't it.

 

 

Buuxo...Lets do that together then smile.gif

 

Where's Malike and Johny today?

 

I heard Johny get away with money, and the Swedes are looking for him.

 

Dumb cops.

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Originally posted by Juxa:

hello ibti, how did habeenhore go?

Ibti's response

Hey Juxa, he did not turn up, something about can I come to his house or near his house or meet his daughter or something, so I went home.

i'll just do this> :eek: and this> :rolleyes: before i misconstrue something here. :confused:

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NGONGE   

Ibti, reerka waabad dhix joogta, dee walaalkay mad iska goorsatid. :D (and that is a better proposal than the one Barwaaqo got).

 

Che,

It's Friday. Johnny went to pray. After he finishes, he'll stand outside the Mosque and tap passers by on teh shoulder and say to them 'I don't believe in god, you know'.

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Ibtisam   

Sayid, I bet you think that is about You, don't you?? :D :rolleyes: icon_razz.gif

 

Juxa we should meet next week mon or tue inshallah, but via e-mail updates should do till then. Waiting on Sayid to send the first one out for the advertising or something.

 

Val: because he posted about the event on here, also I found a new weapon against his bullying. This is me letting him know that the big bad man la igu xuuxin jirey I've seen and survived. :D

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Ibti maxaad usoo bandhigeysaa? Maad private ugu sheegtid (not that it is an intensely private thing, but...).

 

 

Buuxo, he actually said 'aan ku guursado' but I didn't like the sound of that.

 

Sheh, yes it was tentative. I've had a couple of decisive ones. They weren't romantic or appealing. Somali male decisiveness = inantan ha laysiiyo.

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Kamaavi   

Originally posted by *Buuxo*:

Jafe,Habaryartaa ilkiihi baa laga gurey
:D

Lol, Buuxo. I've just read your earlier posts. I wish you a speedy recovery I'A.

 

Baarqab ilko yar yar oo quruxsan kuu gasha isna hawaayin habooy :D

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