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any graduation Pics ??? ,,,

Did i say anything wrong here ??? ,,, All i'm saying is CONGRATS ,,,,,,,, U should thank me for that u know ,,,

Don't promote democracy, fire all women, don't take Sundays off and remove all logos from your vehicles: these are only some of the 11 new rules Somalia's Shabaab rebels want to slap on aid groups. According to a document obtained by AFP on Friday and issued two days earlier by the authorities for the south-central Bay and Bakool region - the country's main humanitarian hub - aid groups should comply with tough new guidelines. "We are notifying all aid agencies operating in Bay and Bakool region that we will ensure their security 100%... and that the Islamic state of Bay and Bakool will issue permits once the following conditions are met," it says. Fees The list of requirements, which was distributed to local aid group representatives on Thursday, includes a registration fee of $20 000 payable twice a year. Several humanitarian organizations confirmed receiving the document, which bears the Shabaab's logo, but no official from the al-Qaeda-inspired insurgent group was immediately willing to comment on the record. High-ranking Shabaab and security officials however confirmed the document's authenticity, but also said that some of the insurgent group's leaders thought the conditions too harsh and were pushing for the document to be re-examined. Bay and Bakool are the main hub for the international aid efforts in the Horn of Africa country, where the Western-backed central government is unable to assert its authority a few blocks beyond the presidency in Mogadishu. Weeded out The United Nations has its largest humanitarian compound there, in the town of Wajid, and most aid organizations have already been weeded out from other regions under Islamist control. The document imposes draconian conditions concerning women employees, who should all be replaced with men within three months. Aid organizations "should distance (themselves) from anything that will affect proper Islamic culture... like promoting adultery and establishing women's groups." World Women's Day is singled out along with Christmas and World Aids Day as proscribed celebrations, while "preaching democracy" is also listed as a value "interfering with Islam" that should be banned. The Shabaab also reiterated a ban on alcohol and movies and also insisted that all humanitarian organizations’' logos should be removed from vehicles and all flags be taken down. Source: AFP

Wait ! ! ! ,,,, I thought I heard something yesterday about Ethiopia and ONLF targetting Bugland together ....

Congratulations for the graduation sxb ,,,, Good job indeed ,,

Puntland’s Sea Pirates Graduate To Air Piracy

Bosaso, Somalia, November 7, 2009 (SL Times) – Two men tried to hijack a Daallo Airline plane that was flying from Puntland’s city of Bosaso to Djibouti. But the two hijackers botched the operation and the plane returned to Bosaso’s airport where they were apprehended after a shootout with Puntland’s security. The hijackers attempted to take as hostages two German journalists who were on the plane and insisted that they should be flown to a remote area in Las Qoray. Some reports say that the pilot was able to mislead them and brought them back to Bosaso where they were apprehended. Other reports say that the passengers fought with the hijackers and prevented them from getting close to the hostages or the cockpit. Puntland is a hub for all sorts of illegal activities, including printing of fake money, human trafficking and piracy, all of which are done with the collusion of Puntland’s regional administration. There is also evidence that Puntland’s criminal networks now extend all the way to Yemen and Seychelles. So it does not come as a surprise that Puntland’s criminals have graduated from sea piracy to air piracy. In a way, it was just a matter of time.

The good news is ,,,, I got my laptop back.

Madaxweyne Faroole Oo Lagu Ilaalinayo Guri Ku Yaalo Nairobi Waxaa maalintii sadexaad lagu ilaalinaya guri ku yaalada Xaafada Girigiri Madaxweynaha Maamulka Puntland C/Raxmaan Faroole. Faroole oo amrkii uu Garoonka ka soo degey aysan cidi ogayn ayaa waxaa amaankiisa si haar ah u sugaya Ciidamo ka tirsan kuwa Maraykanka ee Kenya jooga. Waxay si toos ah u geeyeen guri ay amaankiisa ayagu ilaaliyaan oo ku yaala Safarad Markaykanka agteeda. Cabsida Faroole soo foodsaartay ayaa waxay ka danbeysey ka dib markii uu dhawaan Ethiopia u gacan geliyey wiilal Soomaaliyeed oo aan waxba galabsan. kuwaasoo mid ka mid ahna jeelka lagu dhex diley saddex kalena loo dhoofiya Adis Ababa. Isku soo wada duubo Baqdintan cusub ee so foodsaartay faroole waxay saameyn ku yeelanaysaa socdaalkiisa dalka Kenya. Maadaba ay tahay goobta ay ku sugan yihiin hay'adaha Caalamiga ah, Isla markaana ay Awood badan ku lee dahay beesha ******** ee ay ka soo jeedeen aragii loo gacan geliyey Meles Zanawi.

This thread is dedicated to those news that always put a smile on your face when you know what is the motive behind it and so on. Some of our news portals are really funny and some are managed by underage kids i guess ,,,, keep an eye on this ...........

Good job Dahabshiil ..................

Libaax Liqe ayaa soo socda ,,,,

At least Shariifka is welcomed in the corridors of power in Washington, the headquarters of United Nations in New York and the central, modern-day meesha Yurub laga xukumo Brussels. All with open arms and official diplomatic recognition, welcomed by the top officials. And how is he welcomed in Muqdisho ??? ,,, in an armored AMISOM tank with tens of armed foreigners protecting him from his own people then locked in only one villa in the whole country ?? ,,,,

Mohamed Addow takes a Medal here ,,,,,,,,,,,, good job.

horta what is "Curvy" in Somali ??

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ If you leave them to it, they normally find a way to cancel each other out. Can't you see one saying the life stock comes from other areas whilst another replies that the Berbera port is only used by Xabashis?

Allah ha u naxariisto intii dhimatay

Concentrate on the results niyow ,,,,, not the way it is done ,,,

Women with curvy figures are likely to be brighter than waif-like counterparts and may well produce more intelligent offspring, a US study suggests. Researchers studied 16,000 women and girls and found the more voluptuous performed better on cognitive tests - as did their children. The bigger the difference between a woman's waist and hips the better. Researchers writing in Evolution and Human Behaviour speculated this was to do with fatty acids found on the hips. In this area, the fat is likely to be the much touted Omega-3, which could improve the woman's own mental abilities as well as those of her child during pregnancy. Men respond to the double enticement of both an intelligent partner and an intelligent child, the researchers at the Universities of Pittsburgh and California said. The findings appear to be borne out in the educational attainments of at least one of the UK's most famous curvaceous women, Nigella Lawson, who graduated from Oxford. But experts are not convinced by the findings. "On the fatty deposits being related to intelligence front, it's very hard to detangle that from other factors, such as social class, for instance, or diet," said Martin Tovee of Newcastle University. "And much as we logically like the idea that men are interested in the waist to hip ratio, it actually features relatively low down the list of feature males look for in a potential partner."

Uulo uus buur baanu odhan jirnay ,,,

Sarkaal sare oo ka tirsan Aqalka Madaxtooyada ayaa usheegay APL in ay hayaan qaar ka mid ah Wardoonka Itoobiya, oo doonayay in ay falal guracan ka fuliyaan Puntland, waxa ayna shegeen in ay dawladda Itoobiya sirdoon badan ujoogaan Puntland, kuwaas oo ka baxsan Sarkaal ay og tahay dawladda Puntland ee jooga magaalada Garowe Itoobiya & ONLF labaduba waxa ay ku balameen burburinta Puntland,

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Keep dreaming and wishing boys .............