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  1. ahahahahahaha . . . waan qoslay walaahi
  2. Yeah. . . . I also like ISKU DHEX KARIS when it is cooked very nice . . . Nice meal really. .. and one glass of milk at night when u r going bed ...... wooooooow I can forget that precious moments ,,,,, ahahahahaha
  3. why flowers??? flowers waxa ay xiriir toos ah la leeyahay xididada gala wadnaha iyo kuwa dhiigga qaada, isla markaana waxay ay wada shaqayn aan toos ahayn la leeyihiin kuwa qaada dareenka guud. dhiibista uu nin u dhiibo ama ay gabari u dhiibto nin FLOWERS waxa ay isla markiiba ka shaqaysiisaa xididada qaada dareenka caashaqa iyagoo fariin u diraya halbolayaasha jacaylka kaas oo isna dhaqaajinaya maskaxda qaybta u qaabilsan xiriirka lammaanaha waxaana isla markiiba abuurmaya waxoogaa dareen caashaq oo laakiin bilow uun ah laguna dhamaystiri karo inta ka hartay hadba dareenka iyo sida uu noqdo qofkan aad xagiisa u jarjeersatay. Imisaa jacayl iyo xubbi ka abuurmay bilow ahaa in flowers la isu dhiibo ??? oo ilaa hadda socda.......... imisaase caaashaq ku burburay flowers uu qof xaq u lahaa oo qof kele loo gudbiyay ??? Take Note my Friends ....... just run away and get one for da one u LOVE . . . . I guarantee it will work ,,,,, don't trust me ??? just give a try . . . .
  4. Hello All, I'm really wondering .... do Somali women give FLOWERS ???? U R really nice one i think . . . i've seen most of them don't know such gifts.... as same as men are rude. . . . Dear Friends, why we are all so rude,,,, let's make our lives easier,,,, bring flowers,,, accept them with a warm greetings,,,,,, help each other like other ppl do..... I wish u send me that flowers . . . . .
  5. Yeah , , , , Hi All, I'm looking for a girl who used to be my CLASSMATE between 1980 - 1984 in Xusee Giirre in Hargeisa. Her name was Fardus but forgot da other names,,, last time i was told she is in England but not heard from her since that time. Anyone knows her???? or if she is in this place plzzzzzz ..... lemme know... or at least if there is anyone used to study in XUSEEN GIIRRE SCHOOL .... BYEEEEEEE
  6. Jacaylbaro


    I didn't get you my Friend ! ! !
  7. waxaa ka dhacay magaalada Antwerp wadanka Belgium nin ayaa wuxuu soo jeedey almost 1week oo uu meel fadhiyey uuna qayilayey. markii danbe ayaa waxaa cuncuntay futada ninkii wuxuu is yiri futada xoqo ! ! ! ! ! Show tiisa xoqi maayee wuxuu xoqayaa saaxiibkii ********* markaasuu yiri saaxiibkii war waamaxay dee ? ? !!! maqlimayo isagu.. .. . . . way ku sii kacday mar kaasuu aad u sii xoqay! ! ! Hadhow ayuu saaxiibkii tusay dadkii oo dhan; bal ninkan futadayda xoqaya eega ! ! ! Cabbaar ka dib buu ogaaday . . . . . dee xaal baa lagu xukumay inuu u qaado wixii meesha fadhiyey oo dhan qaad qaxqaxqaxqxaqaxqaxqax
  8. Yes,,, I can help you on this,, Usually i use African Digital Library as a reference library for all the subjects. It is an online library only for Africans but very useful and will help you a lot. Once you subscribe then you have to wait one week before you are successfully accepted and by that time your USER NAME and PASSWORD to the library will be sent to you by email. The library is totally free and the address is: www.africandl.org.za Try to visit and see if it will help you. Regards
  9. That is right,,,,,, But i'm still looking for Great Somali Kings if they are available,,,, i can only see another African kings but do we think that we don't have kings at all ?? or the history was destroyed and not written anymore ?? Have a Great Moments
  10. Hello Dude,,,, This is da Student's section and aiming about da education,,,,,, For this story u might post it to da right section ,,,, just figure out what is that section...... though it is not that interesting story,,,, better 2 bring a better one next time.. Thanks a Million....
  11. Miyaanad ka baqayn in ilaahay sidaa kaa dhigo adigana ???
  12. Jacaylbaro


    Beware guys!!! Steve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years,since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist. The doctor said, "Good news is i can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Steve was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.He couldn't concentrate enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without the headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought,"That's what i need -a new suit." Steve entered the shop and told the saleman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said,'Let's see.....size 44 long.' Steve laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' "Been in the business 60 years!" Steve tried on the suit.It fit perfectly.As Steve admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,"How about a new shirt?" Steve thought for a moment and then said "Sure." The salesman eyed Steve and said "Let's see......34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck.": Steve was surprised,"That's right "how did you know?" Been in business 60 years.!" Steve tried on the shirt, and fit perfectly. As Steve walked comfortably around the shop. The salesman asked,"How about some new underware?" Steve thought for a second and said,"Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Steve's waist and said,"Let's see size36" Steve laughed,"Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 32 since i was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head," You can't wear a size 32. A 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." ahahahahahaha
  13. A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother -in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me. " The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
  14. Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother. Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured Sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, Sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because Sis told him she was really HOT. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST! anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake! "Anyway," Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go... I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by laying on the top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel... I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats.... they have nine lives or something. This time Sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet. Mother fainted.