Salaan... Not that bad. Good. Just relax. If you thought it was that rough, well wait until you see these signs posted throughout the world. __________________ A cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. At a Budapest, Hungary, zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY How kind of you. A doctor's office in Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Specifically, in WOMEN only, mind you. Talyaani shaxaari eh maxaa u dhiman. A hotel's sign, Acapulco, Mexico: THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. Yeah, right. The water passed through personally on his belly. Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF. Control, indeed. Car rental brochure, Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR. Whatever that means. I am sure that isn't a brochure from Avis or Budget. Sign in men's rest room in Japan: TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT. My pe-is to the right??? :confused: I don't pee while standing, dankis. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. It is a must. Or else. On the grounds of a private school somewhere in U.S.: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION. How can I trespass without permission in the first place? God. On a highway in U.S.: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. Too late. A poster by a literacy group: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP. How do you read that if you can't read? Maan, people are getting weird. In a some city's restaurant post: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. Now, that is NINE days to my calculation. A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS. Aaaaah, what did you say?? How in heck should I do it then? In a maternity ward: NO CHILDREN ALLOWED. It is like saying no elders are welkam in Retirement Homes. In a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. Am I nuts?? Kac. Oh, you mean loos? Hotel lobby, Bucharest, Romania: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME, WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE. Don't you understand? We said you are unbearable, leave our hotel immediately. Or else. Hotel elevator sign, Paris: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK. Aha? A Hotel sign, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. :confused: In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY. Soviets are still alive. Heey Cowboy Bush, leave Sadaam Xuseen or Cusama, the Soviet are still out there. And they are dying everyday, so get them quickly. A Supermarket sign, Hong Kong FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE. Really? Wow, thank you. But, who is serving whom? By me? To me? In an East African {is this the Daily Nation from Nairobi?} newspaper: A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS. Nice headline, Mr Editor. Hotel, Vienna, Austria: IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER. A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. Now, I agree with that. Nothing wrong. But, but is there any other people in this world with different sex that requires for instance men and women?? Hotel, Zurich, Switzerland: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. You can't have a little in your hotel room. Noo. But, in the lobby, yeah, it is hokey. A laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME. Oooooh, yeah. Where are my faaraxis. Maan. :cool: Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia: TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES. Heey, tourist, are you pregnant? If so, we guarantee there is absolutely no miscarriages in our business. Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN A*S? Aw, yeah. Is it a good a*s??? Yac. The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE. Cajiib. In a Swiss mountain inn: SPECIAL TODAY--NO ICE-CREAM. Airline ticket office, Copenhagen, Denmark: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. Baliis, no. My good cali falaaxis are in those bags. A sign in a mountainous road: FALLING ROCKS DO NOT STOP. When are they going to stop? When they hit me? A faxed letter: IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE THIS FAX, PLEASE CALL. Well, I received, what should I do now? Bini Aadanaa.

Salaan... listen mma, can i use some of those jokes for ma school newspaper, we trying to create this somali newspaper 4 ma school, and I think those jokes would be fery fery funny. Sure, walashiis. They weren't even mine. Some of them are on the net, not mine too, and corresponding of my earlier saying oo ahayd waxaa soo 'shaxaadey' waaye. So, anyway, by all means, adaa leh. _________________ Maraxoo aa kabalyeeri laga dhigay oo Xamar ay ahayd. Waana ku cusbaa magaalada. Shaqadiisana laba bari ay u socotey. Maalintii labaad aa aqiyaartoo usoo galeen, oo sheekadaan dhex martey: Kabalyeeriga: Soo dhawaada, walaaliyaal. Maxaa idiin keenaa? Aqiyaarta: Duqa, marka hore galaas isbarmuuto noo keen lee. Kabalyeeriga asoo wax kale weydiin waa baxay oo waa dooney. Lakiin makuu fahmaa hee ereyga isbarmuuto. And he was trying to act like a so-reer-magaal, so he went away, acting as though he knew what isbarmuuto meant. Waa soo noqdey saying, "Walaaliyaal, imika waa inaga dhamaadey. Wax kale ma dalban kartiin?" Aqiyaarta: Haye kaabe, hada noo keen lee kistoo buskeeti iyo baasto, cabitaankana kadhig sharaab. Toogtaan waa ku taagan tahey. Labo erey ma fahmin: Buskeeti iyo sharaab. So, he can't only bring the only word he understood, which was baasto. Nah, he can't do that. So, again, acting like a reer magaal, he went away to the kitchen. Staying a couple of seconds behind the door, and coming back to his customers, telling them, "Walaaliyaal waan uun ka xumahay, imika bee inaga dhamadeen. Ma wax kale oo dalban kartiin maa jidhto?" Markaan dhalinyaradii mid la socdey aa fahmey xariifka. Kii dalbaayi intuu hoos ugu sheegay uu dhahey, "Ii daa xariifkaan waa ku taagan taheee mana fahmin ee waa tijaabinaa fiiri." Aqiyaarkii: Haa, macalinka, noo keen fuundi iyo faryaamo He went away again. And did the same thing. Coming back saying, "Walaal, aad baan ugu xumahay, hada buu dhamaadey waxaa dalbatey, ee maxaad kale baa dooneysaan?" Maan. Marax la qabtey talo maleh.

Salaan... Yes, it is true. It is not Soomaalis deported to Soomaaliya. Noo. It is Soomaalis deported FROM Soomaaliya itself. It happened. And if you can't believe that, well you don't have to take my word for it. You can simply click here for that news from another website Apparently, they were deported because some thugs had kidnapped a car owned by some NGOs staff in Soomaaliland. And the admistration in that region were fed off with those thugs, whom they couldn't catch. Instead, they arrested other law-abiding folks, and they are considering to DEPORT them. :rolleyes: But the burning question is to WHERE? Aren't they Soomaalis? Aren't we all the citizens of Soomaaliya, and enjoy the benefits and luxury of living anywhere in Soomaaliya, without worrying about deportation. God. And I thought I could live even in Soomaali Galbeed or in NFD peacefully and without any worry about who I am or any tarxiil {even from Kenya or Itoobiya authorities}. But now, I don't think so. Another question of mine; say I visited to Burco or Berbera, would I be deported without me having a proper document? I mean, I am Soomaali, my blood says so. So is my skin. A further question: Say a person who hails from one of the major tribes in that region, but was born and raised in some other city in the deep South. But that person went back to that region, will that person immediately considered as a citizen of that specific region because of only of his/her qabiil? Again in a same situation, but slightly reversed: A person was born in Hargeysa, but that person do not belong any main clans in that region. What would his/her status be? Deported as well???? :eek: Well, this is something new to me then, honestly speaking. Don't get started any REGIONAL POLITICS in here. We all do know that, even as the name clearly says SOOMAALI-land. That is my land too. I am as Soomaali as any other one. So is it my land. What I really mean, though, is that even if that supposedly separate region, won't they allow ANY Soomaalis to live in there? Without any restraint or any qabiil linked. Oooh, it is another complete sovereign nation that has its own constitution. My bad. I didn't realize this then. I will check the United Nations' list of the world's countries, 'cause the last time I checked I hadn't seen a country named Soomaali-something on it. Heey, Soomaali-landers {or as the old folks used to call Soomaalileen}, don't get offended. I am kidding, of course. I just love EVERYWHERE Soomaalis live and co-exist. Nothing else. And where they prosper is really something that makes me proud. So whether in the North or South, or West or East, I am proud of the ENTIRE BANNER UNDER THE FIVE STAR NATION OF SOOMAALIYA! or Soomaali-land. :cool: Soomaali hanoolaato, hana israacdo, hana guuleysato. Ilaahoo ummadaa u sahal nabad quman oo qaboob: Aamiin!!! ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL. Waraada kac mataqaaniin tutigiin. Camiraad aa keenteen meesha. Kamoon, I was talking about real nicknames that exist, not wax la iska soo aliftey. Barwaaqo: Ilka Maqas. LoooooooL. Was that supposed to mean how fierce teeth you got up there??????? See kuu kasey lee. What else do folks call you? Gacmo Burus? Fara Babis? Xaajiyo Dhagax? Jamaal: Ina S--l Weershe!!!!!!! LoooooooooooooooL. Waraa kac. Kac iyo yur. Mayaa, Kuunto Qalooc!! LoL. Maxaa kale tiri, duqa. Ina Gabar Ku kaadshe??????? Yaa salaam. Ani waxaa ogaa gabar lagu niikin jirey, kaadi mee sheekada gaartey. Muraad: Ar muraadkaa maa kasin bo. Maxaas tiri? Shuun Waraabe Bariis?????!!!! Bisinkoooo. Macbuudka iyo maradkiis. Shuun waala kasey, waraabena intee ka imaadey? Bariis aa hadana? Kuwaas dhan isku meel magalaan ee wax kale la imoow. Ani Shaneemo Shuun anoo yar ku dhuuman jirey oo Kaasa Balbalaare ku taaley, adi kadareey ahaa lakiin. Rock's Chicken {oobis}: Tuur Taako kulahaa. Naga daa bootada. Walax macquul keen meesha. Filsaneeyna waaka dartey bo, Xawaaji kulahaa. Mayaa Qurfu iyo Heel, mayaa Dhageyare. Lakad, adina waa camiranee yaal. Sheekadaa buur karoole latag. Stockholm: San tuuji aah?? Tuujiga ciyaalka loo dhigi jirey miyaa, mise wax kale oo la tuujinaayo waaye? Naga tag. Nuune, naga daa adina qaafka kale. Ar kuwaan aa ku daraa qabsada hee: Shariif Shukula {I assume you might know what shukul means. To me, shariif and shukul are oxymoron. They can't possibly co-named to one person. And yes, it is true nick. That name was on the news the other night. He was kidnapped or something bad happened to him. I just read from another website}. Qaarad Qaanjeerle. Shiir Sanbuus. Safiyo Fimidool {mayaa Tylenol, mayaa Aspirin, mayaa...}. Cagoboolo. Buunshe. Ismaciil Shiir Dooro Maan. Waji Ganbaleel {whatever his face looked like, this person must have a WEIRD face enough to be called that name}. Lugo Burjiko {I guess it is more than dalbo}. Haye, kan qaafkaan aa iska camiraa ee waligiin ma maqasheen: Sheekh Shaxaari. I am sure this nickname might exist in somewhere, but I don't know if I really heard it or not. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... I have an idea why don´t we have a "little tea party" at MMA´s crib Heey, heey, heey, wait a minute, will you? I live in cariish oo kor ka feedan and made from the mud of xaar lo. And my furniture consists of one thing: dirin. Dirin is my chair, I relax on it, study on it. Dirin is my dining room, I eat on it. Dirin is sali, I pray on it. Dirin is my bed, I sleep on it. And dirin is where I welcome to all my guests. It is their confortable cushion {at this time since no other thing is in there, I will stand as long as they are there}, and I welkam them all. So, if you all don't mind that--and I am sure some of you at least would mind--then sure, you are all welkam. And be my guests. Yes, each of you may bring his or her ganbar. Or his/her kursi jiif. That would be wonderful. And yes, also each of you might bring dhalo vimto {remember it? Yeah, how I miss it, fiimto dheh bo}. So, see, my life is simple. I live like that. The Legend of Zu would even envy my simplicity of life. That is his dream; in order to achieve that attainment, he went to as far as to ShiyangShiyang {Xinjiang} province, in the deep mountainous region of Shiinaha. Ahlaan, Kool-Kat, Barwaaqo, Canbaro-Luul, Stockholm-Lady and as of every good nomad on this site, I would really love to meet you all. But, I am maskiin, so I am a patient man. I would wait until the match is over. It is a match because it seems it is two-by-two one. So, I would go with partyaashii iyo nomadyaashii soo haro. I would hang out with them. :cool: Those would be enough with me. And I am sure that Canbaro-Luul, Kool-Kat, Stockholm-Lady, Barwaaqo, Ahlaan inee soo hareynin. Kuwa ugu horeeyo lala kaco aa tihiin. But, iradaa idinku sugaa, just in case kuwaa is raacdiin hadii aa isku soo saniftiin. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Most Soomaalis, in these days as was in old, use nicknames. Some are popular, and do last with that person, eventually even changing his/her real name to become the real name associated with that person. Ever wonder why we have weird qabiil names? Our forefathers never had these ‘qabiil’ names we use today; they used to have ordinary names, whether in Soomaali or Muslim. But, they had been given nicknames, which gradually and eventually became known as the qabiil’s name we know today. Today, Soomaalis do have peculiar nicknames. Some do match with the person, characterizing the person’s appearance, or his thoughts, or his behaviour, or his actions, etc. Anyway, is there any particular nickname that 'seemed' strange enough to you? If so, name it here hee. Back in my high school, we used to have two guys who used to have offensive nicknames. They were so nasty nicknames that don’t suit this family-oriented site. Anyway, I will spare the nastiest one, but I have to list the other, which is: Laxwase. :eek: Yaa Allaah!! And the funny thing is when you call the guy with that nickname, he would turn back as though just responding to his real name. I couldn’t really believe the first day when I heard others calling him that spiteful name and that he would respond positively. God, how Bini Aadenka are different. Other funny nicknames that I heard: Liiqliiqato {actually, a politician}. Miyiikoole. Sac Jibiye {actually a Chinese kaaba laadar character from a famous movie stared by Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan, which I don’t remember which one was now. That character would disjoint a cow’s neck, hence ‘sac jibiye’}. Abaloota-abaa-Abaana. Cagamadhige {a famous announcer; yeah that obnoxious guy who introduces every SINGLE new album from the Qurba these days, especially that Qabrigii Jaceelka album, kan ku haayo waaye Seynab Cige-Cige-Cige...And yeah, he lives in Toronto too, asagoona fitishaari dheer aa maalin walba arkee}.

Salaan... Funny, but walashiis, 'office work' does not concern us. Anaga waxaa tumnaa warehouse, so bring warehouse jokes. Possibly, drop that SunShine Girl from that tabloid. Yeah, in order to know the current events, we have to read that fake paper. Including that GIRL on the last page. LoooooooL. Yac dheh. Maan, that paper, how I hate it. I promised myself never, never buy it, let alone read it.

Salaan... Waraa, Haruuuun, LoooooooooooL. Kac waraa, xayoow faraha kaqaad hee. Xayoow kuwii waxaan soo alifey waaye, oo qatari saana eh. Laba xayoow aa sheekeysanaayi. Macoow aa Tooxoow weydiiyey, "Aree Toox, rajabeeto xay tartaa?" "Yihooy iga aamu." "Ar runteey waaye, rajabeeto xay tartaa?" "Eeh, Mac, yihooy hada ma ogid maa i dhihi rabtaa?" "Xaas kale hee." "Ar walax raaracee roojisaa ee iga aamu." God. Walax raaracee roojisaa!!!!!! Maan. Maalintii waxaas maqley, maalintaas dhan waa qoslaayi.

Salaan... ...as long as we got along in all other aspects. I hope I got it right on one aspect. O dear, on that aspect surely doesn't need any education. Assuredly, faarax can handle that for as certain as...his cali falaax. Whether even he has a Ph.D. from that old Oxford or he is a real geeljire. That OTHER ASPECT indeed is easy for faarax. God, it is one of these messages that I can't pass. Barwaaqo hoos aa noo gilisay, but we got it finely. Qatari cadiim runtii.

Originally posted by Shaqsii: Well I wanna meet ya all:) Why? Because you all alovely bunch of Cream De La Creme. Great pple. Shaqsi, brother, allow me to rephrase your sentence. "Well, I wanna meet ya all SISTERS. Why? because you are all alovely bunch of Cream De La Creme. Great pple." Dankis. That added word really do clarify and make a big difference. And we do understand it like that way. How perfect it is, too. Ooooh, God. Who do I want to see? Hmm...But, since I am baqeel oo $$ ka baxeynin, I ain't gonna meet no one outside of my street {forget about the xaafad or even in my city, I am talking about my square only }. If anyone lives down there, good. But, only two blocks to right and left must be the limit. Otherwise, I ain't gonna see no one. Well, let me see again. Tonight since I am full of xalwo iyo mac macaankeed, I am going to do a special thing. I will honour the good sisters! I will list most of them nomads; and nah, how they order doesn't matter, really since I am listing every nomad of her who posted close to or more than 50 posts with QUALITY, not only quantity--and that is the reason. Feel good with me then tonight. Noo. It doesn't mean I want to meet ALL of those. God, noo. As I said in the above, I would only meet those DOWN FROM MY BLOCK ONLY. So, now the list, it doesn't matter how they come to each other: Baydan Ahlaan Filsaneey Hibo Ismahaan Xafsa LadyFatima Najma Barwaaqo Honesita Aamina Muslima Buubto Ayaanick Rawla Tamina Barliin Libin Indhadeeq Rock's Chick Kool-Kat Wildcat Luula Ilhaan Oblivion Isra Stockholm-Lady Maandeeq Samiira Soul-Lady ___________________ Laa ilaaha, Illa Allaah. Masii wadaa wali?? Ar waa daaley ciyoowba. ___________________ Commonsense Kaamila Petite Scorpion-Sista Ashwaaq Raxiima-as-Soomaali Nubian-Queen Athena Nova-2002 Sparkle Nowaal Starlight Runaway^virgin Cushtic-Cutie Kruella Manaala-garaad-baa? Xamdiya Jawaahir Idil La-Morenita Caraweelo Canbaro-Luul Deeqo _________________ Well, guys, idinka I would love to list too, but hurdaa i qabatey. Soori yaqeey tutigiin. Perhaps, another night oo mac macaan aa ka dhargo. And heey, Admin., you too. I would've loved to include you too. But, you are not a sister. That is what I heard.

Salaan... My name is Xena AND I AM YOUR FUTURE WIFE it’s about time u showed up Iskoorbiyoo, why future? I am down right here. Present. If you are also Xena the Warrior, well trust me and believe me too that I am also Hagar the Horrible We fittingly, and to some extent, therefore, do match best. "You wish!" dheh hee. And when you said soul mate, I was thinking what a lucky guy I am. I thought you finally met your JINI. And go figure who is that JINOOLE. ____________________ Ar, that was really cool. Keep the spirit up. And you and kamaal we do all both wish you best, a perfect-like dream to come really true. Even if that was only in dream, let it be best. But, arooska lee hana qadinina baliis. Yeah, soorida too. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Naa Hoogayeey. Alla Hooyooy. Fiiri hee, hooyadii hadii masuul noqon yaa dhiman? Macbuudkoow. Maya, maya. Anaa runta kuu sheegaayo ee si fiican ii dhageyso, hokey. _________________ Hooyo with a pair of shoes that is so high-heeled, and trying to make her best modest buraanbur move--GAW! Oobis, she fell: ₤150 Aabo with a Levi's jiinis dhakab eh under his macawiis, under his cali falaax: ₤100 Ayeeyo outdoing both of them with a tight-fitting goono and rajabeeto by Victoria's Secrets: ₤70 And children as wild :eek: as :cool: amused as all of them: Priceless!! There is something hooyo must NOT buy, for everything else there is the children.

Salaan... I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. A Chinese saying. ___________________ Jamaal, brother, enlighten me a bit. I did undertand that what you are trying to say or implying is that nomadism is for some reason related to aggresiveness or hostile environment? If so, well, I don't know. It might be true, since a nomad's life is always harsh, especially where the climate is humid and dry. ...from baydhabo janaay are less explossive in terms of atitude than others, unless forced You mean...? By the way, Soomaalis never appreciate the little things of life. In our root culture, I guess, we never had a chance to learn by appreciating life to the fullest. To anyone or anything. When we mean to praise, we critisize, even though in our heart we mean to admire that thing or person. That is the way it is. You rarely see a Soomaali that appreciates or applauds something. The harshest dacaayad is in the aroos. Howsoever you try to please your guests on your aroos, they will always have a way to discredit it. "Did you see her face? Too much boorbaro...Did you see the bride? She never deserved him...Did you eat the bariis? It was so qaleel, even ari ma cuni laheen!..." We enjoy that. ________________ Macsalaama!

Salaan... Sheekooyinkaan wax la iska soo qaraabtey waaye. Qaarkood ani ma qorin bo. Qaarkoodna jacburis waaye. Ee wakasaa, kii hada kahor aqrisay, caadi waaye, kii kale ku bashaal hee hada iyagoo biis eh. _________________ Wiil kirishbooy iyo odeygoo Xamar ku cusbaa oo baska sugaayo oona alaab wato aa baskii u imaadey. Sheekadaan aa dhex martey wiilkii kirishbooyga {yacni kan lacagta qaado} iyo odeyga. Wiilka: Adeer kiishka makuku caawiyaa? Odeyga: Maandhoow, oo adigu kumaad ahayd adeer? Wiilka: Adeer, anigaa dabakafuul lee ahay nooh. Odeygii indhahaa soo baxay toogtaan!! "War aafadan iyo ibtiladaan la'arag. War balaaya daba-kafuulshaye. War ma'anigaaan ciroobuuba naf iga raadsaneysaa??!! Wallee Xamar waxanoo kale waan kafilanayay!!!!!! Odeygii asagoo yaaban oona sanifsan baskii xataa maraacin. ________________ Yarkoo Xamar ku dhashey kuna soo koray aa dagaaladii markii dhaceen Waqooyi Galbeed u qaxay oo laftiis ama tolkiis meshaas kasoo jedeen. Yarkii bas wadaad uuba iska noqdey oona magaalada uu joogo ku cusbaa. Maalintoo bacdal maqrib uu is dhahay masaajidka kistoo waana ka bixi. Waa istaagey, saan uu ku bilaabay: Salaama Caleykum, tutigiin. Widaayaal runtii hadaan uraacin sidii Ilaahay usoo dajiyay diinta, macalimiinta nolosha aduunka shiid aa ku dhameesanee. Qoftaadana xarashka ee kuu qabanee oo sariirta majirto aa labilabaa. Aaqirana waykugu daadanee oo Naartaa bush bushta sidii dab camal usoo bil bileyso aa ku taraaraxee. Ar markaas Ilaahey ha laga cabsado, intii hadhoow saan waaye, saan ma'aha dhici lahayd. Dadkii wacdi mee dhageystaan mise waa yabeen. Oo ku jiro aa soo boodey oona dhahay, "Waryee, war uun adiguun isla quman maxaad ku hadleysaa? Ma meshaan baad moodey suuqa xoolaha. War inanka af xumaa!! :eek: _________________ Xariifkoo aa Xamar imaadey oo ku cusbaa. Labadii bari ugu horeysay isbarmuuto {kuwiin aqaanin isbarmuuto hada ogaada waxee tahey, isbarmuuto liimo balbeelmo waaye. Hadii liimo balbeelmo aqaanin, kac waraa} uu ka dhargey. Ninkaan dadkii uu weydiiye waxa loogu waco, markii loo sheegey waa xafiday. Maalmo ka bacdi uu biibato galey asagoo ooman, kii meesha ka shaqeynaayi uu ku dhahey, "Walaaloow, shar-muuto baa doonayaa." Kii ka shaqeynaayi maqayaada, inee kas ka tahey uu modee, waa soo boodey hee, “Ar sharmuutaa, waa laguu hayaa, lakiin minan fiican ay joogaan. Mahoo Buur Karoole la dhaho aas nalkeed ka shidan yahey waana ka dhargeysaa." Waa u tilmaamey. Kii waa tagey. Maxaa kala yaalo hee meesha. Buur Karoole waxaa la dhihi jirey meelee shar-muutoyinka Xamar ka qaraaban jireen {yes, Xamar used to have a whole prostitute section, unbelievable but true}. _________________ Ninaa wagii dagaalada Itoobiya iyo Soomaaliya socdeen kamid ahaa qaxootigii usoo qacday dhulka Koonfurta Soomaaliya. Waxuu dagnaa xiro u dhaw Sablaale. Maalin asagoo duurka aadey oo qoryo soo aruursanaayo uu islaantoo isku arkeen. Sheekadaan aa dhex martey: "Hartiyoow dameerka ii soo dhaw." Naagtii aa dhahdey. Yacni waxee ka wadaa dameerka isoo garaac. Duqii inta xanaaqay oona u qaatey DHAW micnaheed in laga wado isoo BASHAALSII ama isoo dameerka aa sii sanifey oona dhahay, "Inaan Harti ahayba garataye, lakiin war uun maxee dameer dhaw ku keentay." {asaga Harti laftiis qabiilka aaba ahayd oo saas uu u qaatey, naagtiina harti waxee ka wadey NIN}, "Najis najis dhalay ooba xishoon." Islaantii yaab ninkaan sanifkiis ay la yaaban tahey. ___________________ Xarfaankoo oo kuhaayo midoo reer qac eh meel kale kasoo dhacdey shukaansanaayo oo jidka taagan aa saxiibkiis soo marey, oo ku dhahey, "Kaaba haye, maanta waa kuu jedaa waa kugu jirtaa ee si fiican ugu qabo yee kaa fakan." Kii aa soo boodey, "Waraa haa nooh. Jiijadaan aa haroosanaa ee ga iga sii abaa." Xariiftii uu shukaansanaayi ereyga ‘haroosanaa’ ay maqashay waa soo boodey, "Aga, ma’anaa i arooseysaa??!! Hoogayeey!! War af xumaa. War uun hada uun baa is aragnee, war arooskaa sheegeysid muxuu ahaa?" Asaga haroosanaa wuxuu ula jeedey tanaa biyo biyeesanaa ama tana waabsanaa waabsanaa ay iyada waxee u qaadatey tanaa aroosaa in loola jeedo. Afkeena mashaqo ahaa. ____________________ Haye, aqiyaarta tan ma maqasheen. Labadoo reer Gaalkacyood aa is wareersanaayi oo Xamar joogey. Oona koo ciyaal Xamar eh ag fadhiye labadood. Mid kamid ah reer Gaalkacyoodkii aa soo booday oo dhahay, "War dhulkii maxaa laga sheegay? Roob ma da'ay?" Intii kii kale soo jawaabin bo aa reer Xamarkii soo galay hadalkood, saana uu dhahay, "Hee adiga haddii roob aad ahaan laheed, Gaalgacayo muku da'i laheed??!!!! Run sheeg nooh. Mahaas roob xataa naftiis aas u cabsahaa." Maxaa kasoo yeersiiye waxaan, waala jug dhaway yaqeey. Maskiin. _____________________ Xariifkoo Xamar ku cusbaa oo ciyaal siyo iskadhig isdhahaayi aa maalin maqaayad loo wadey. Markii wixii la wado cunay oo laga dhargey aa kabalyeerigii imaadey oona weydiiye dadkii meesha fadhiye, "Maxaa kale oo idiin kenaa?" Mid kamid ah kuwii meesha fadhiye oo wadey ciyaal gobolka aa dhahay, "Istakiin bas noo keen." Ileen ninkii Reer Gobolka ahaa beysaani iska dhig uuba is dhahee, masoo boodaayo hee, kulahaa, "Wallee waan buuxaa. Istakiin haba sheegin." Xariifkaas istakiin wuxuu u qaatey in wax la cuno yahey. Dadkii meesha fadhiye ciyaal waalan lee ahayeen oo waa lagu sii camirtey. Istakiin wax yar waayaa aa la dhahaa. Asagana waa soo bodaa, "Habeenkii xaley tagey inaa cuno cunto kale." Maan. ___________________ Xarfaankoo Toronto dagnaa is atooree intuu is dhahaayi uu midoo ku qabtey. Oo wuxuu maalin iyo habeenba ugu wici jirey ‘honey, warka keen; honey, aa saas eh, saan eh.’ Iyada ereygaan ma fahmin oo Ingiriis saas maba u aqaanin. Markuu ereygaas ka bad badiye, ay maalin soo boodey, "War uun adiguun ku heesid ‘hani, hani’ orodoo hadii aad dooneysid iyada aad, nakala masaamax." Iyada ereyga honey waxee u qaadatey inii Hani gabar kale oo magaceed uu ka wado uuna ugu sheekeynaayo ma walba. Maseer xaliimo dhawaa, aqiyaarta. _________________ Xariiftoo Reer Waqooyi iyo xariiftoo Reer Baydhabo aa is aroosay. Qurbaha waaye. Maalin xariifkii aa kasoo wacay meel kale oo taleefoon usoo diray, "War uun waran? Yaa kula jooga?" "Shaleeydeey." Ay ugu jawaabtey iyada. Shaleeydeey means KALIGEEY or I AM ALONE {remember Xasan Aadan Samatar's song Shaleeydeyaa Shub lee Hadee...}. Kii waa sanifey. "War maxuu ahaa Shaleeydaan aa sheegoysid. War inanta indha adkaa. Anigii bee saas igu leedahay. War mahubtaa inuu Shaleeydeey kula joogo?" Iyadii waa yaabtey, saying, "Wah, kiin sheegay shaleedeey rooga." Kii waa sii sanifey. Wuxuu u qaatey nin Shaleeydeey la dhaho aa ila joogo in lagu dhahay. Iyada xaaskiisa lee waaye, maxaa kale yaalo hee. Maseer jaamac madheero, too. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Absolutely and definitely, I would say C/raxmaan C/casiis Sudeysi. :cool: Others are merely in sub-categories. This man has a VOICE! Voice with a CAPITALIZED words. He can easily be the best singer {to me at least} if his voice accompanied by some musical instruments. But, he is our xafidul Quraan oo Sheekh eh. Some say it is C/baasid {or is it C/basiit?}. Some say the best Quraan reciters reside in Masar. Well, to me, it is none other than that Sheekh. And you must agree with me. Or else. Feer iyo faralaab dhab eh aa laguu karsinaa hadii diidid. And the last vital reason I choose him, Sheekh Sudeysi is the Grand Imaam of masaajidka Al-Xaraam in Makka Al Makkurama. He is the primarily imaam when it comes to the salaatul Tarawiix and Leylatul Khadar on the Ramadaan. If he was merely a good reciter, he wouldn't hold a position like that that long. Noo. And yes, is it me or that this Sheekh has double voice, interchanging simulteneously. Is this a foolish of me or is it true? Some friends of mine say he got TWO voices. And changes his tune whenever he pleases. Surprisingly, his both voices are as good as one another. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Shaqsi: Maskiin, sheekadee kaa jib jibiyeen yaah. But, kamoon, shukaansi Alla yaa Cisag aaba ka socdo meesha. Two people with a wide spectrum ideas from two different planates are having a good lesson about shukaansi. It is about time you, Shaqsi, get your jiinbaar or kursi jiif or wanbar and watch them. It is free after all. And you will really learn some new terms that is latest shukaansi lines. Now, get your notes and the session, as you can see, once again started. I am busily noting too. But, She-Cool is a good player, making him to go with the wind. What a good player and a good goalkeeper. We are watching. Let the lines come. And yeah, baliis do continue so. __________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Aqiyaarta, waxaan aa soo shaxaadey ee iga qabsada. Kii hada kahor maqley, aboosto aa tahey. Tii kalena, ila aqri hee hada. Some of them isn't my words, only edited it. _________________ Xariifkoo ayaa taleefoon wuxuu u diray gabar ay saaxiibo yihiin gurigooda. Duqdoo gabadha ayeeydeed aa ka qabatay. Markuu salaamay kabacdi ayna u sheegtay in qoftii joogto ayuu waxuu ka codsaday inay u gudbiso. Duqdii iyadoon taleefonka meesha looga hadlo gacanta saarin ayey gabadhii oo dhow ku tiri, "Maandhey, iga qabo waa mid qamri kasoo ureyso ee." Xariifkoo oo yaabsan markee gabadhii ka qabatey uu wuxuu ku salaamey, "Ar duqda sandheeraa, abkoow abkoow." ___________________ Xanfarkoo aa qaxooti isku soo diibay dalka Canada. Markaas aa waxaa lagu celiyey kaniisad Buffalo, New York, kutaalo. Marka gabar walaashiis ah ayuu Toronto ka soo wic wici jirey, malintii danbe ayaa gabadhii talefoonkii laga jarey markaas aa cajaladii la hadashay oo ay tiri, "Please hung up, and try your call again." Markuu saas maqley uu wuxuu ugu jawaabey cajaladii, "Naa heedhe, Faadumo, waan ognahay inaad af Ingiriis baretee ee nala hadal, waa sidee." Markii danbe waa sanifey :mad: , thinking she is really ignoring him and making him fool. ___________________ Xariiftoo reer gobol aheyd oona qurbaha ku cusub aa xariifkoo kale damcay in uu shukaansi ka gaarsiiyo. Markuu lamberkeed ka qaatey uu malintii danbe soo wacay. Wuxuuna ku dhahey, "Haye, abaayo, maxaa isku dhacaya? {what is up!}." Markaas ay waxee ku dhahdey, "Walaal waxba. Ma sharqan baad maqashey?? :eek: Maan. __________________ Koo aa Nairobi lakeeney oo magaalo ku cusbaa, iska dhaaf horta xataa taleefoon wax la dhaho. Maalintii danbe aa taleefoonka guriga yaaley soo dhacay asagaana u dhawaa oo qabtey. Salaan ka bacdi qofkii soo wacay aa dhahey hebel majoogaa. Kii Magaalo-ku-Cusboow aa jawaaabey asagoo madaxdiis lux luxaayo {shaking his head}. He is shaking his head because he is giving an answer as NO. Qofkii soo wacay aa ku celiye, "War nala hadal, hebel majoogaa?" Still shaking his head. Kii soo wacay waa xanaaqey, "War maxaa noo inkireysaa oo maa hadashid?" Xariifkii Magaalo-Joogxumo aa jawaabey toogtaan, "War uun maya kuuguma malihi tan iyo markii." He thinks that person can see him his shaking head. Umaddeenaa. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Baydan, runta sheeg nooh. That happened to you. You slightly changed that application from Batuulo Kuuseey to Greg Bulmash. Run iska sheeg, no one ku blame gareynaayo hada. Aboosto ay ahayd, and quit visiting these humour sites these days. Tan dhuusada eh aaba kasii daran. I thought you were Canbaro, canbarooyin would never discuss dhuusooyin nooh, let alone give us a graphic explanation of it. __________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Nice game there, abaayadiis buubto-ka-biibto. But, we all cheat, what only keeps you is several key strokes you type in google.com or alltheweb.com And this answer I am going to answer, I CHEATED and got from there! What is the punishment of such an act? To chop off my fingers!! :eek: Noo. Are you insane? Where is the cadaalad yaa shareeca? Maan. Noo, baliis, I am not going to cheat again, Kabiir Macalin anaa yaa Saqiir inta yacni kama Naxariis. What kind of Carabic is that? LoL Back to the question. Three kinds of shirk are: Shiir abuu shirk. Sharkaan abuu sharkuun abuu shirk. And... Oobis, this ain't no joke. I don't want no more chopping of any of my fingers again. Back to the real answers: To associate anything/anyone with Allaah {s.w.c.} Making sacrifice to something or someone other than Allaah alone. By swearing, you MUST always swear and rely on Allaah's name. Absolutely nothing else. My questions. Sheega sadexdii dugsi ay Soomaali raaci jireen before the advent of Aqwaan Muslimiin, jilbaab, or Gardheere. Before that and even now, Soomaalis used to follow three dugsi ahlul suufi ah. Name the three, baliis. If you are confused, and I know this is a very easy question, I will give you the first dugsi: Qaadariya. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Sheeko jacburis kale lee, oo meel kale laga soo shaxaadey. ________________ Waxaa hada ka hor dhacday in xariifkoo macalin qatari saana ahaa aa Faaraxoo uu bilaabay inuu u dhigo af Ingiriis oo iskool luqada Ingiriiska lagu dhigi jiray. Maalin maalmaha ka mid aheyd ayaa macalinkii usoo dhigay dhowr xaraf oo Ingiriis ahaa laguna dhahey, "Aw Jimcaalow, hadaadan isticmaalin erayadaan, waa dhumayaan ee isticmaal xaad mar kasta la aamusan tahay." Wuu soo baxay asagoo xaafadiisii usoo socda ayuu soo maray meel dhalinyaro banooni ku ciyaaraayeen markaas aa banoonigii ku dhacay markaas ayuu intuu u yeeray kii ku dhuftay banoonigii ku dhahey, "Aryaa Boyoow, xaad boolka {ball} iigu dhufuhee; waxaan aa fadar {father} soo dirsahaa, asay maadarna {mother} cuno u karee." ________________ Xariifkoo kalaa turjumaan ahaa. Dakhtar uu u turjumi jirey. Maalintoo aa haween xanuunsan u imaatey. Saan ay ku dhahdey kii turjumaayi, "Maandoow, u sheeg in waraaboow igu dhacayee." Xariifkii aa soo boodey, translating for the doctor, "She said she was bitten by a hyena." That can roughly translated back in Soomaali as "Waxee i leedahay waxaa i qaniiney dhurwaa." :eek: The old lady got some unpleasant 21 cirbadood oo loogu tala galey dadka qaniino eyga qabo cudur raabiyada. Maskiin. By the way, what is the equivalent way to describe this waraaboow disease into English? :confused: _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... VCR. I never tried DVD yet. And brother Legend, you have 18 posts now, dare I remind you that you have to do 32 more posts. How crueling. It is not fair, you should submit a join-complaint to Admin. And yes, I will root you. Mircood or Gob? Isbaandhees or Raqeey? Seytuun or Canooni? _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Barwaaqo and rest of London folks, some facts about London. What I will list will be true, because almost close to 100 of my immediate family members live there. And hardly a week goes by someone calling from there, telling us how this or that the place is, mostly negative. I must admit: I never visited it. Everytime I want to visit, something happens. But, surely upcoming months, I will. And the facts. Those will only be facts, according to my brothers, sisters, uncles, uants, cousins, etc. This is what London is: No Enough parking space. You can't park your small car even. Your park your car right next to your house. Or even small appartment if you live. No side yard. No greenery in the city. Restricted side walks. No two person can walk at the same time and pass each other. Landhan needs land. Public phone. You can't put one quarter and talk as long as you want. Noo. Unlike North America, in London you have to constantly put your cents, dimes, etc in order to keep talking. What a world! If you do have a licence, but don't have a car, you can't drive another car. You can only drive YOUR car. The taxis. Even Kenya tagsiyadii yaaley aa dhaamo. Especially, tagsiyadii Joomo Kenyata Airport ka shaqeyn jirey. Modelled in same style. Old buildings. Old people. Old Queen. Old Monarchy. Old Clock. Old Greenwich Mean Time. Old trains {and expensive}. Old Baarlamaan--and this barlamaan seems like a circus game. Everyone is shouting. A politician whistling. Maan. Yes, while the prime minister is in a speech, they can protest by whistling--Fiiq Fiiq :eek: --or pounding their fists. Some even do sacbis or throw objects to other members of this Losers House {and they say this is democracy in full, maan}. Even this baarlamaan is full tight. No space. The Blair Witch waxuu isku cariirinaa laba wasiir dhexdiis. My Lord. You don't have to know your neighbour. None knows his/her neighbour. There was this story on BBC a couple of years ago. This old man died in his house and none discovered him after five years. :eek: He had children. He had neighbours. He lived in the centre of London. And he died in his house and none discovered for five years, well besides his bones. Can you believe that? And I am not even talking about the weather. The constant rain. I heard some part of that country, rain plays like a jarkaboodooy game. In the morning, it rains, afternoon a quick sunshine, and again, it rains. Maan. The mass-circulated cheap jaad, too. Jaad iyo mahaas gacan aa u daaye. I know yaqeey. I might have been biased. But, as far as I listed that, I am sure some are as true as they seem. Reer London ha igu sanifina yaah. It is all some kaftan lee yaqeey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Aamina and Mujaahid, I hate to disappoint you. Especially, Aamina. Fine? You mean these folks are fine: This is your representive team from Yuu-Kee {UK}. Look at them. Just look at them. Look the guy on the far right side. My God! Is that a belly or what??!! Even Homer Simpson doesn't have a belly like that. And he is playing banooni with that belly. Oh, Lord. It is about time the guy got a reason to explain what gym means these days and why doesn't he go there--according that belly. Teeda kale, what is the all-white jerseys? Is it their kafan? I mean, I had never seen all-white jersey. That explains it all. The guys don't even have a sense of fashion, let alone a stylish game. Now, yes. Look how FINE Banaadir folks are: Look our homie boys. Maba u dhawaan kartiin. Calool kuusyaasha aa keensateen, oh baliis, naga ceshta. And don't send them back next year. I only seen the final game, still I can imagine how England played with that GUY. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... What a game! ______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Of course ciyaal suuq. They know some stuff of you-know-what-I-mean. By considering to the other group, they seem to belong in the middle path. At the top are ciyaal fay cali and ciyaal tokyo. Isbishiini or Isbatoore? Qaarkiin maba kasi doonaan. That is my betting. ________________ Macsalaama!!