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  1. naag iyadoo la qabo nin kale hunguriyeysay maxaad u sheegeysaa haday qof wax isku faleyso tahay falkaas xun kuma kacdeen marka aniga waxaan ku oran lahaa sumcadaada dhowro kana carar intaad ka carari kartid yaan lagugu ad sawirine. nin noolow maxaa aragti kuu laaban tanina ma jirtey walee waa wax lala yaabo.
  2. Originally posted by *Chauvinist*: quote:Originally posted by HONEY-D: being a woman is tough but i wouldn't have it any other way i love the challenge it makes us stronger and unique which is why men feel Intimidated by women they are incompetent and that pisses them off. *Just curious, What percentage of you said the above usless remark? the 49% or the 51%?. come to think of it, thats a classic case of indecisivness from women. cant even figure out if they are 100% or not. *wsup!* I thought it was 100% of me until you pointed out how indecisive women are. :rolleyes: i don't know what is worse living up to your nick (Chauvinist)or getting too emotional(Feminine sign if you ask me)over this the two don't go hand in hand unless you're suffering from multiple personality disorder. we're not living in the stone age the tables have turned and women are no longer your properties(joysticks for a better word) :rolleyes: BEE you stung certain someone didn't you that explains the severe ellergic reaction. qosolba hiil buu galaa. juba thanks.
  3. being a woman is tough but i wouldn't have it any other way i love the challenge it makes us stronger and unique which is why men feel Intimidated by women they are incompetent and that pisses them off.
  4. THE message is clear you can never satisfy a woman which begs the question why don't you bloody quit trying? Originally posted by Suldaanka: quote: and their mothers have passed away istaqfurulaah. Do women hate their "Sodoh" that much? You don't really believe this crap do you? :eek:
  5. ^^^MEN^^^ Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". The Next day he received a hundred letters that all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son. Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute. First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in. What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Many say monogamy is the same. Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-ring. Why do brides wear white at the wedding? So the dishwasher will match the fridge and stove. ^^^^ WOMEN^^^^ At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man." After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?" When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, "A billionaire." Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
  6. everytime something goes wrong i cant help it but say sugar my co-worker uses the word more than me now.
  7. THE Eid is definetely on Thursday Eid mubaarak to every1.
  8. gabaygan cid fahmi karto ma jirto maxaa yeeley waxaa kaliyoo laga isticmaalaa JINILAND.
  9. if you think this is shocking wait till you see Hamza Yusuf's lecture on DAJAL Part 1 & 2.
  10. Originally posted by Saxardiid: it was just simple calculation lets hope this time things will workout nicely for our peoples sake.. [/QB] I'm sure things will work out soon so long as we're willing to give c/yusuf our full support and a chance and to see if he's the one who can bring peace and prosperity to somalia. the process of rebuilding somalia will probably take 5-10 years but who cares how long it takes, as long as we have law and order and the freedom to travel around the country without getting ambushed.
  11. HONEY-D

    Sad News

    alaha u naxariisto intii dhimatey. this isnt the time nor the place for argumentation. :rolleyes:
  12. HONEY-D


    jasakalahu qeyr qacbaro that was indeed a reminder of what is expected of us from allah during the holly month of ramadan.
  13. Originally posted by *Diamante*: ^^^ Thats definitly a crush...since the only other person who feeds you is your mother and we all know that that relationship doesnt go anywhere My first crush was when i was 11. I remember i was in hospital and that time the children's ward was above the mental health clinic. So sometimes i used to have strolls around the hospital floors, after that i would take the lift to the 12th floor (mental clinic) get off there and then take the stairs to the 13th. It was on the 12th floor where i spotted my knight in shining armour...or hospital bed in this case I used to walk really slowly past his room, you know doing all these gurly things like flipping hair and batting my eyelashes...i think the nurse's figured me out at the end...makes you think who's the mentally ill one i had to laugh after reading the above poster's story.
  14. Originally posted by Saxardiid: Second round counting is over it seems A/Y is the president of Somali. I guess your speculation was right.
  15. jamatatu thanks for the speech you said everything thats needed to be said. we need to put our differences aside and work with the new elected president c/yusuf. jamatatu wrote I pray to Allah SWT to grant him the wisdom and ability to steer our Nation from disarray and anarchy to peaceful and stability..amiin! AMIIN!