Jaaliyaaloow, soo dhawaada, jaaliyaaloow soo dhawaada. Jaale Riyaaloow, soo dhawoow adigana. Haye, Kanada masoo mari doonaa? And how come adigana aadan wafdiga iyo ergada ula socon nooh? Mise inaa si dhuumasho isku dhiibtid laga baqaa? Boorsooyinka isku soo qari yaaqeey.

Well, the sick criminal warlord is rushed back to Landhan again. We can't do pretty much, but the little things add up. We should not let him sleep, rest and recover well in a London hospital. We should bombard the hospital that is treating him, called Cromwell, with emails, faxes, phone calls and in-person protests -- anything we can do. They cannot have a war criminal treated at their hospital, though it is a private one. Do what you can. Here is the information needed. Address Cromwell Hospital Cromwell Road London SW5 0TU United Kingdom Email: info@cromwellhospital.com Phone: 44-(0)-20-7460-2000 Fax: 44-(0)-20-7835-2444

Maya iskaalo aan aqaanaa iyo shaanis nooh. Dabaka'eri yaa ku baray laakiin. Mutacalin aa tahee. Waa wareey. Afar yako isku haay yaah.

Somalilanders soon felt this was not a union but a takeover. They patiently waited for the referendum of 1961 which was supposed to ratify the Union and they promptly voted against it by a large majority. But since the referendum was across the new united Somalia, the more populous Somalia (Somalia population was 3 million and Somaliland’s just over 1 Million) overwhelmingly voted to keep Somaliland in the Union fold. Wrong. Hiiraan was not in Waqooyi the last time I knew. Only Hiiraan and Waqooyi Galbeed provinces voted against it. Nothing to do with dissatisfaction of South or North. Nothing to do what was practically written in the constitution. It had everything to do what the campaigning local politicians told them to vote. Reer Hiiraan voted against the constitution because a local Reer Hiiraan was a fierce political competitor and who narrowly lost the to Aaden Cadde to the seat of presidency; Aaden Cadde being another Hiiraani. This just happened just before the constitution referendum. They voted against because inay ku xumeyaan Aaden Cadde, who was campaigning for the constitution and was president. Instead the Somalia government took the following posts of the first independent united Somali State: President, Prime Minister, Speaker of the House, Foreign, Interior, Finance. Wrong again. The speaker's position went to a man by the name of Qaalib, a northerner. Somalilanders and Somalis were both... There was and is no such thing as "Somalilanders." It is a term invented and dubiously used by long gone colonial, non-Soomaalis. We are and were Soomaalis to this day. It is worthwhile to remember that before July 1st 1960, Somaliland and Somalia were never united as a nation-state or joined under any tribal or clan arrangements. It is worthwhile to remember before the white gumeysidoons came to our land, Soomaalis, though not ruled through a central government, recognized and were interdependent of one another. The Soomaali in Seylac and Jabuuti knew and recognized the Soomaali in Raskambooni. The one in Gaarisa knew what was upto the one in Raasxaafuun. The Soomaali in Jigjiga knew what was upto the one in Baraawe. The one in Baydhabo knew what was upto the one in Diradhabo. I'd have loved to comment other misinformation ku jiro this qoraal, laakiin waqtiba uma haayi.

Raanidii turubka kujirtay uuba i xasuusiyaa markaan magaciisa arko... Turub yaa ku baray. Waaw. Raani waa laga dhaafay, last time I knew habarta la dhihi jiray. Odeygana maxee dhihi jireen? Baashi?

Ifka iyo Aakhiro, kusoo dhawoow golahaan, duqa. Will answer your questions mar kale, though.

Ifka iyo Aakhiro, kusoo dhawoow golahaan, duqa. Will answer your questions mar kale, though.

Dadka ma shiixaan miyaa horta. Purely for tolnimo ninkana u support gareeyo. For a mini-second soo reflection kuma dhacdo and see the result of his abhorable policies and actions that stretched three decades long, and especially considering the carnage his policies led to the last year alone; don't they have a mind of their own to reflect and see what he did to themselves, to their families, iskaba dhaaf Soomaaliweyn kale? Hebel hadduu Cirfiid yahay xataa waala daba taaganyahay, I see, how deadly dangerously decimating his myopic, clan-directed policies were [are] or not. Acuudi bilaahi mina sheydhaani rajiim, waxaan waa pure blindess, a symptom of sheer qabyaaladnimo dad ku raagtay. If he expires this saacad or ten years from now, nothing will change of what he did to Soomaalis, to Soomaaliya. Soomaaliya waxa dhulka dhigay is not a one person. Qashin asaga la mid ah, kaba daran ayaa joogo oo 'fursad' u maleyn doono kursigaas in uu wax weyn yahay.

Haa hee, geed qurac qaabdaran geeskiis ku dhashee. Laakiin '82 ma ahayn, according to that geed. It was in abaartii dabagaabnaatay.

Haye, kuwa 'civilized' ah maxee sameyeen hee? Ma xaarka ayee iska dhaqaan? Kaadi istaag lagu kaadinaayo? Kabaha guriga lala galaayo? Markee saxaradoodana ma gacmaha ayee iska dhaqaan? Masii wadaa? Sheeko ayba noo keentay.

Waxaan iyo wax ka daran was expected since Soomaaliku taageersan Xabashi waxaas ay sameyneyso, oo dalkeena inay la wareegto rabto -- I am referring to the BBC's so-called marked boundaries. Let me email them maraxiinta. How dare. Grrrrrrrrrr...

Birthday ma u dabaaldegi as a principle, but Muniira, Eebbe cimri dheer iyo wanaagsan oo caafimaad lehba haku siiyo -- aamiin, aamiin.

And he is the "president" of the republic, which includes Waqooyi, miyaa? Asaga lee banaanka isa soo dhigay. But then again, mar walba uu afkiis furo qashin ayaa kasoo baxo, ka horsocdo. Maba isbadalo. Then again qof kusoo barbaaray ama moodo iska hadalka micnadarada inay tahay ragnimo, blame malaha markaas. We, however, la yaabanahay wuxuu u yahay hoggaamiye, aamisana mowqifkiis.

Originally posted by Intel: quote:Originally posted by Skipper: I would love to know how he did it. how he did what? How hal dhagax ugu dilay laba shimbirood. Hashiiba aaba wareer laga joogaa, kan laba hal mar dalaq minanka keensaday. Eebba ha u garabgalo.

Soomaali haddaan runta isku sheegno, dhibaatada dalkeena dhamaad la'aanta ah Soomaali kaliya ayaa xal u heli karto. Soomaali saafi, nadiif kaliya ah hadddee hoggaamin lahayeen. Soomaali Soomaalinimada dhab ka tahay. Qaramada Midoobay wax eed ah malaha xaadirkaan. Soomaaliya wey u gurmadeen, oo 32 dal walaa Muslim iyo gaal ah iskugu jiro u gurmaday, the largest ever to happen; Soomaali iyagaana iska soo ceyriye, soo buriye, la dagaalamay, ciidankoodana qoorta ka jaray. Soomaali dhan ma ahayn ee odey qabqable waalan dan siyaasadeed shaqsi ahaan lahaa iyo xulufadiis yarayd ee moooryaaneed la jirtay bas ahayd. I always ask what would have happened had the UNOSOM stayed firmly and had not left prematurely. If only.

Rudy, keep the true Soomaalinimo spirit up, brother.

I have read this some few years ago, and I am sure some of you as well did, still it is one of the most hilarious written piece I had ever read online. What a boisterous piece of writing. Pure comedian genius wrote it.

I once posted this, let me repost it, a classic masterpiece hees daadis in ruwaayadda Rafaad iyo Raaxo, and from the one and the only Iikar Jeesto, Eebba ha u naxariistee. Ma hurdee Har iyo habeen Adigaa i horjoogtidee I hoggaami Adaan kuu soo noqdee -------- Jaceyl ma i maheysidee Halkoo kale waa helaysaa Kuuma raad qabee... [Eesh caleeg.] Can anybody guess who that lovely singer is [i know she is lip-singing]? She looks, especially in that dirac, pretty lovely.

Tabeelahaan, taken from in Cadaado district of Galgaduud, si luu smile iiga keenay.

Originally posted by nuune: ^^^ Soomaalidu iney madax adagyihiin waxaa kuugu cad, waxaa jirta oraah dhahayso "naag qurux badan ninbaa qabo loogama haro" ee ka soo rido naagta ninka, ha uga harin, marka hala is ilaaliyo Nuunkeey, waxaaga xoog waayee laakiin. Ka soo dhacso miyaa sheekada.

Typical Kenyaati doorasho. Confusion, chaos and a flare-up violence here and there. Then the old, former colonial ruler, now unseen and behind the scenes, soo faragishanaa as usual and the players will be satisfied which leader of the already elected they choose. Is Oginda Odinga, Raila's father, still alive? I still remember his Ford Asili party in early '93 elections. Kanu juu, Ford... mee ahayd the slogan waaba iloowee.

Qof dhintay kabahiis dhaamo maqli jiray. She is dead, ee waxee ahaan jirtay iyo see ahaydba, her politics and policies included, she is dead. Iska dhaafa ee waa qof Muslim, ee dambiga, siiba keeda, ha iskugu soo rogina in uu kiina noqdo.

Teeda ayaa soo celisay, waxaa la dhihi jiray qof hadduu dhimanaayo afartankiis bari u dambeeyo laga gartaa. Malakamoodkeed soo celiye. Eebba ha u naxariisto.

This one is a bit relevant, I think. ------------ Jac kuleel One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear: "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you -- she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Raggeedi.

While you are doing some calaacal on here, here is what some of Reer Landhan girls [with some Landhan boys] are upto. Or here. Change your spots aan ku dhahay, if you want a real baashaal.