Tuugadii oo shaatiga badalatay, with same qaacinimo ways. Who is who of failed, corrupt tuugo in another soon to fail isbaheysi. Gaandhi, Gaas, Shariif, Shariif II, Xasan, Fiqi, Cosoble. Marna Nayroobi ku shira, marna Dubeey, marna Istanbuul - Soomaali idin aamineyso ma jirto.

Halyeeyda qaranka, guul.

What are the reasons given? Were they surprised and blindsided by the participation of their leaders in Reer Unugaaleh's Grand Shir? I don't think so. Wax kale ayaa jiro; perhaps dowladda dhexe is cooking something and they smelled the aroma.

I guess the West did indeed cut the funds for these Kiikuuyo mercenaries. Read on. Kenya to start talks on KDF exit from Somalia Kenya is expected in the coming days to start negotiating its troops exit plans from the African Union Mission in Somalia (Amisom), the Nation has learnt. The talks to be led by Ministry of Defence CS Monica Juma are part of the anticipated Amisom withdrawal by 2021, the year in which the peacekeeping and enforcement mission is expected to close down its operations in Somalia. The negotiations aim to end about eight years of Kenya Defence Forces (KDF) incursion in Somalia in which the presence of forces potentially reduced possible terrorist attacks as well as exposed Kenyans to varied reasons behind terrorism. KDF crossed into Somalia on the night of October 16, 2011. The objective of invading Somalia was to destroy and degrade Al-Shabaab, topple its leadership and prevent prospects of terrorist attacks locally. Kenya shares a 684km-long border with Somalia which has remained porous with Improvised Explosive Device (IED) attacks and a string of terrorist attacks affecting communities living along the border as well as within the capital Nairobi. Although there was a succession of quick military victories by KDF in Somalia, the operation has not managed to shield Kenya from attacks by Al-Shabaab. The negotiations come at a time when fights between Federal Government of Somalia forces and various regional government troops have risked drawing back the gains made against the terrorists. On Monday, Somalia was fighting itself after its national forces ambushed Jubbaland regional troops allied to a fugitive minister, Mr Abdirashid Janaan, near the Kenyan border with Somalia. Fighting broke out between special troops of the Somali National Army (SNA) deployed to Gedo region to guard the border and Jubbaland forces loyal to Mr Janaan, who reportedly fled prison in Mogadishu with the help of some officials in President Farmajo’s government. The fighting in Gedo is fuelled by inter-clan fighting between Maheran sub-clans allied to Somali President Mohamed Farmajo and the Maheran clans in the larger Gedo region. “The incident being referred to happened today afternoon (Monday) in Bulla Hawa in Somalia which borders Kenya’s Mandera Town. We wish to reassure Kenyans that our security teams are on high alert to avert any attempt by militants in Gedo region straying into the country,” Mr Charles Owino, the National Police spokesman, said in a statement. Experts say the move could potentially aid Al-Shabaab in spreading terror. The fight broke out a day after 11 Kenyan lawmakers secretly travelled to Somalia and met President Farmajo. As part of exit preparations, KDF is currently deploying a Battle Group which will facilitate the anticipated withdrawal of troops under the Somali Transition Plan aimed at the gradual transition of security responsibilities to Somalia’s security institutions. The ongoing rotation of KDF troops between Amisom 8 and Amisom 9 Battle Groups under the command of Brigadier Dickson Rono will be the major undertaking for KDF in Somalia this year. The Somali Transition Plan follows the development of a Concept of Operations (CONOPs) 2018-2021 that provides for an effective outline for the implementation of the Somali Transition Plan. This CONOPs provides guidelines as it marks the final phase of AMISOM and eventual exit from Somalia. The withdrawal timelines come at a time when Chief of Defence Forces General Samson Mwathethe is expected to be exiting the military after initiating widespread reforms in improving the welfare of KDF troops. The reforms range from the modernisation of KDF operational and technological warfare capacity as well as establishing a welfare Directorate with an ambitious welfare programs to cater for the psychosocial and physical well-being of wounded soldiers and their families. The Board One meeting which decides on the promotions and appointments of KDF leadership is set to meet anytime from this month to consider promotions within the senior-most military ranks. The meeting of Board One is followed by a defence council meeting which may either extend the tenure of the current General or replace him. Read more

Where is Seeraar horta? Kismaayo muu iska fadhiyaa?

Is this man a Reer Sool? Could this be a new tactic by the newly merged two groups from Buuhoodle and Sool in a Khaatumo 2.0?

And another win for Soomaaliya. Soomaali horumarkeeda diidoow silac la baqti. Onward and forward.

I think he is on his way to Kiikuuyo land. Is he going there to get some fresh funds from corrupt, anti-Soomaaliya Imaaraad? Even as he claims inuu siyaasadda ka haray. We will soon know.

That is a big bambo. Gaariga maa loogu xiray mise dhulka loogu aasay? Sheekadii Xamar meesha la geeyey.

Maxaa la bililiqeystaa meesha yaalo, Maakhiroow?

Give credit to dowladda dhexe dadkaas gacan adag ku qabatay. A little acknowledgement waa u quuri la'dahay dowladda dhexe, I see.

And here is another so-called xildhibaan ku sheeg, openly supporting Kiikuuyo stance against our country's position. Tuugnimo lagu yaqaanay, nothing new. I am glad patriot Soomaalis dhiiga leh on twitter hilfaha u qaaday. Times likes this I wish I had a twitter account, runta u sheegi lahaa.

Feel the Bern. Why doesn't habarta Warren ka harto ololaha since she is dividing progressive votes and is not going anywhere. Xaasidnimo iyo Bernie ku xumeys meesha u soo taagantahay. Bernie will humiliate her by winning in her own Massachusetts state tomorrow. Same with Klobuchar in Minnesota. If Bernie wins U.S. presidency, I am sure Ilhaan will have a huge influence on him, if not a cabinet post.

...soo jiifaa laga helaa. Inteenan dhalinyarada ku dhameyn meesha, maatidana iyo carruurtana barakicin maxee u tanaasuli waayeen intaas la tuugaaye. Xoog wax ku keenayaan moodeen. Meesha dowlad tabardaran joogto moodeen. Anyway, better late than never.

Meantime tuugii weynaa and Imaaraadi agent C/raxmaan C/shakuur Warsame is ready to sell the whole country again to the highest bidder. Hence, this quisling tweet of his:

Of course, it is still standing strong waxee dhistay dowladii dhexe. Ma dad jaad ku marqaansan 24 hours a day, seven days week ayaa wax inay dhisaan ka sugeysay. The little hay'adaha dhisaana ciyoow ee dumaan because jeebka ayaa lagu shubtaa jaadna lagu gadaa wax qaab lahayna la dhisaa. Also jidka laab laabma ee sida heersaraha loo dhisay ee buuraha degmada Sheekh u dhow. That road still stands, I believe.

Ka naxoo nafta waa. Soomaalidiidoow silac u baqti.

Ninkaan daljiraha Midowga Yurub u fadhiya Soomaaliya waaye. To Muuse Marqaan, guurtida wuu uga sareeyaa oo wuu caabudaa. Xoog ayuu ku aqbaleen wuxuu hordhigay Muuse Muqayil iyo kuwii ka soo horjeeday. Cadaadis xoogan waa kistii yareyd jaad ku gadan jiray Muuse Marqaanweyne in laga joojin doono hadduu ogalaan waxa la hordhigay. Maan.

...of their endless faragelin in Soomaaliya.

Dhurwaaga waxa marfishyada reer jaadcun ku sheekeystaan ma qariyo, waana the only thing ku fiicanyahay. Afkiisa ku hunqaaca qashinka calooshiisa ku jiro. Faysal Cali Waraabe oo shaaciyey ‘lacag Farmaajo uu u ballan-qaaday Muuse Biixi iyo shuruud lagu xiray’ Hoggaamiyaha Xisbiga Mucaaradka ee Ucid Faysal Cali Waraabe, ayaa shaaciyey ballan qaad loo sameeyey madaxwxeynaha Somaliland Muuse Biixi. Feysal Cali Waraabe ayaa tilmaamay inuu Madaxweyne Farmaajo uu u ballan qaaday Muuse Biixi in la siin doono 30% lacagta Soomaaliya ay heli doonto marka laga cafiyo deynta taasoo gaareyso illaa $800 Milyan oo lacagta Mareykanka ah Feysal ayaa xusay in shuruuda lagu xiray lacagtaas si loo siiyo Muuse Biixi ay tahay inuu la kulmo madaxweynaha Soomaaliya Maxamed Cabdullaahi Farmaajo. Ra’isul wasaaraha Itoobiya Abiy Ahmed ayuu ku eedeeyey inuu heshiiskaas ka shaqeeyey isla markaasna uu labada madaxweynaba kula kulmay magaalada Adis Ababa ee dalka Itoobiya. “Muuse Biixi, waxa uu baab’iyay gudaha, waxa uu sameeyay qiyaano, 10-kii bisha waxaa loosoo diray telefoon, $800 Milyan oo Doolar oo la siinayo Soomaaliya marka deynta laga cafiyo ayaa looga ballanqaaday 30% in laga siinayo, kaliya waxaa shuruud looga dhigay in Farmaajo uu kula kulmo Jabuuti, wuuna aqbalay” ayuu yiri Faysal Cali Waraabe. Lacagta uu Feysal Cali Waraabe sheegay inuu Muuse Biixi heli doono marka la xisaabiyo ayaa ah $240 Malyan oo dollarka Mareykanka ah. Feysal Cali Waraabe ayaa sheegay in dadka Somaliland ay yihiin kuwa u iibsan Muuse Biixi oo madaxooda ku qaatay lacag aad u badan. Muuse Biixi ayuu tilmaamay inuu ka gaabsaday soo bandhigista kulankii uu la qaatay madaxweynaha Soomaaliya Maxamed Cabdullaahi Farmaajo, sidoo kalana uu qariyey waxyaabihii ay kawada hadleen xubnihii Itoobiya ka socoday ee tagay Magaalada Hargeysa. Hadalka Feysal Cali Waraabe ayaa kusoo aadayo xilli Mucaaradka Somaliland oo maanta shir deg deg ah ku yeeshay magaalada Hargeysa ay sheegeen in Madaxweyne Muuse Biixi uu ku fashilmay hogaaminta Somaliland, waxayna dalbadeen in xilka uu ka dego, oo loo qabto doorasho deg deg ah. Waddani iyo Ucid ayaa ka dhawaajiyey in Muuse Biixi uu “noqday Kaligii-taliye”, isla markaana loo baahan yahay in xilka si deg deg ah looga xayuubiyo, waa sida ay hadalka u dhigeene. Labada xisbi ayaa si wada-jir u soo wada jeediyay in Doorashada madaxtooyada la qabto sanadkan inta uusan dhamaanba muddo xileedka Biixi, maadama “uu ku fashilmay” xilkii loo igmaday. Xigasho

Was there any doubt for this? Lacagta yar ee u calaacalaan tuugsiga ku helaan dowladda dhexe ayee soo martaa. Safiirada Soomaaliya u fadhiyo dowladda dhexe ayee aqoonsiga ka helaan after presenting their credentials, then ask permission to go to Hargeysa, same way they go to Garoowe, Baydhabo, Kismaayo... As you can see from below: Danjira Mareykanka u fadhiyo Soomaaliya meeting Muuse Marqaan in his marfish. And here is Danjiraha Ingiriiska u fadhiya Soomaaiya meeting Muuse Muqayil in his marfish kiosk. Here is another one - Danjiraha Midowga Yurub u fadhiya Soomaaliya meeting Muuse Marqaanweyne in his marfish. And here is Danjiraha Turkiga u fadhiyo Soomaaliya meeting Muuse Muqayil on his little marfish. And here is Danjiraha Finland u fadhiya Soomaaliya with Muuse oo marqaan ka soo kacay. And here is Danjiraha Masar u fadhiya Soomaaliya meeting Muuse in his little marfish. And here comes Danjiraha Sacuudiga u fadhiya Soomaaliya meeting Muuse Marqaanweyne oo jaad ka soo kacay. And here is Daljiraha Denmark u qaabilsan Soomaaliya meeting Muuse in his overused marfish. Haye ma sii wadaa. Bas bas, intaan ha noogu ekaato casharka riyo beenaad dilka maanta ah.

Another giant leap oo horusocod ah - onward and forward. Soomaali diidoow silac u baqti.