^Al-Shabaab is at war with everybody but I think there are other things at work here.

^ Since LA is part of Sland now, can they atleast local civil servants now and whatever happen to the "Sool fund".

Stoic...Just inches in the Boston area, hated it first but now I kind like it. Lily...I thought snow was good news.

Al-Shabaab became convienant scapegoat.

^ Come on cl, sometimes mindless entertainment is good. Ok, one positive and negative reviews? Who else seen it?

Oodweyne. What I can say, I make for better story, delight for the curious minds and certainly stimulating in more ways than one.Now, what do you have to offer a sad tale of sorrows, hardly crowd pleaser, and abstruse interpretations of an already overplayed literature, nothing more boring than familiar. Don't get me wrong, it is great piece of art

Good advice, but I think four won't satisfy him.

Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: Laakiin Faroole wax loo naxo ma aha. This is what's wrong with some Maryooley, Faroole is not Puntland and I guarantee you if the sh*t hits the fan, it won't be him that pays the prize. Back to the topic...Something else is going in Puntland. There's no Al-Shabaab here/

^I see an alliance teetering to not so sweet oblivion Alla Ha, Unaxariisto.

^Duh Anwar...N I'm Santa Claus.

^You have problem with "banoni" Spare us your prejudice. Q*ldaan waaxid.

^Araa kaas teesda dheer jb waaye umaleyhaa I like book clubs, there are benefits to them too

LooooooooooooL

^ Boolo means amateurish or easily beaten, not exact translation but close.

Maaddey..How we do know you are not turncoat or double agent like Sharif?

Cara-Think of the starving children in Africa

Banooniga reer bari haduus yahay baduus adaa Pirate uus noqohaa. Balantiina bari iyo sool uu ilaawaa. Muga anaga banoonigeyna keysaheynaa ee bari bacaadka ha iskeento. Aw Xiin..Malika warned me and I should have known

^I know, dam diversity

^Aw Xiin, we went through to the finals dee. Malika would surprise you. Where's Sophist, Aaliyaah, Mansa, and the rest of the gang anyway.

^ Bari boolo waaye Mudug moola waaye Sanaag iska ilow waaye SOOLNA MACLIN KOODA WAAYE

Company Memo FROM:Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO:All Employees DATE:October 1, 2008 RE:Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family, Patty ________________________________________ Company Memo FROM:Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO:All Employees DATE:October 2, 2008 RE:Gala Holiday Party In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on, we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now? Happy Holidays to you and your family, Patty ________________________________________ Company Memo FROM:Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO:All Employees DATE:October 3, 2008 RE:Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name.. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only", you wouldn't be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this? Somebody? And sorry, but forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy. REMEMBER: NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED. Patty ________________________________________ Company Memo FROM:Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director To:All Employees DATE:October 4, 2008 RE:Generic Holiday Party What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms. Sorry. We will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. I am sorry to report that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food . The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first. There will be fresh "low sugar" fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!? Patty ________________________________________ Company Memo FROM:Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO:All F*%^ing Employees DATE:October 5, 2008 RE:The F*%^ing Holiday Party I've had it with you vegetarian pricks!!! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it, and you'll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! The rest of you f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss. I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, The B*tch from H*ll!!! ________________________________________ Company Memo FROM:Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director DATE:October 6, 2008 RE:Patty Lewis and Holiday Party I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her recent nervous breakdown and I'll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Happy Whatever! Joan

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: [QB]Anaa kuu bilaabay awoowe Reer barigu taaban maayyo, Tabar iyo taagna ma leh, Markuu tallaabo qaado, Sool baa u taagi doonaa Catchy nice one yaar. Now let me get on Sanaag and Mudug. Xaan baali laakin, there are threads for the other three but as usual Sool is the originator Reer Waqooyi are funny bunch, I forget waxaan ugu wici jirney

^Big possibility there-I call for an ivestigation And I'm questioning the fairness of the referees

LoooooooL@Paragon...Bingo my friend, but we could be allies and make neither Bari or Mudug makes to the final. Xiin...Haa boowe, unfortunely. there's always next year.

Xiin...I guess you are not following the tournament.Buhoodle is out.Baris are booto Malika...That's the spirit Paragon...Maxaa tiri