Next Q; What's your greatest fear? I'm not sure it's a 'fear', but everytime I leave a store I'm afraid the alarm will go off. Honestly. I sometimes think someone has put a security tab on me or something and the security will jump me, and all my peers will be there seeing me getting jumped, and all these bells and whistles going off. Weird eh? I know. Next Q; What's your fondest memory? Mine would be going to my Grandparents farm somewhere near Kismayo. I called it "Grandpa Land" because he pretty much let me do anything I wanted ie; going looking for cobras in the forest! Umm..I got stung, but not by a snake, more like my angry granmama! Another one of my fondest memory is: wrapping up a live****roache for my younger brother on his 9th birthday! I will never forget that look on his face.

It's weird how I first read it as in 'beer', and not beer (liver) - you guys are good, I never would've guessed it.

I agree! A bath is like sitting in your own filth, but one can always take a shower first, then take a bath to relax. "If one left one’s nails too long, they would gather dust and dirt, Some Pharaxs like having nice long nails to pick them nasty deep lodged boogers. L00L. Careful don't dig too deep and hit Your brain guys.

^ True, true.. Do what you can, and go to bed with a clear conscience people. All this will end one day. Home will be home again, back to the glorious days I'A, but it's very likely none of us will be around to see it. Yaa rabbi! PS: Good to see you again sister Rahima.

Checkmate: Afka ku go' ma ku iraahdaa. Waxaas hadaad shukaanis u taqaanid, waxaa halkaas ka cad inaad weligaa wax shukaanisan amase lagu shukaanisan. Bacaad cidla'ah baad gal-galanaysaa saaxiib. Allaha kuu kaalmeeyo.

^^ LAAYAR. This is what exactly came up: I would love to meet someone to share hers or my interests. ... to chat and meet to see what we have in common. ... I am 35, divorced, and looking for someone in the 30 ... Welcome back Abdinuur.

^ War muxuu yiri? Sinaba, af Somali marnaba haysku dayin.

Ruuxaan ma bukaa, mise anaa moodo? :confused:

Kiix kix kix. Same here Xiin, same here!

^^ L0L, Adna is huuri labo maalmood, halagu wac wacee.

kiiixxx kix kix speaking of the devil. You posted as I was writing the above msg. L0L.

Aniga meeshaan bun camalay isoo qabataa. Markaan cabaar soo war wareego General/Women oo aan qaab-darada meesha taal ka soo yaabo, intaan inta iska imaadaa. Wiilo, sheeko ma jirto meeshan, waa marba xaggay dabaysha kuu jiido. Meeshii loo socdo lee, horay u sii haay. Tii Raula ahayd aaway? Caawa Jimco jinkaa la dheel waaye. Laakini, too bad for saaxiibtay. - Oday baas baa qoorta Alla u geliyay. Hooy hoooy, odayga ha kala jibinin. LooooooooL.

Waryaa Quc Qac, welcome back.

^^ Wallee maskiin-nimadii baa kaa badatay. Kaasoo kale meesha dhex-deedaa kab lala koraa.

A bird in the hand (us) is better than a hundred in the air(reer Barro). Hadalkaas wuxu ku socdaa qofta Wiilo-ah. Haa, marka, reer Barro-haan aad ku qarwaysid cawo & maalin iska iloow Abbaay. Annaga iska kaaya biyo-biyeeso. Checkmate: L00l@Lo'-da iyo Libaaxa. Wallee Lo'-daan Lo' libaax ka baqayso maahan. Dheel dheel mood caana booraha. Markaan Libaaxa aragno, waaba ku soo dudnaa, dhankiisaaba u soo roornaa. Ka cabso!

Originally posted by I P: quote:Originally posted by Bishaaro: PS: I am really not trying to pick on anyone in particular here. Shears. So much , you´re getting away with lately! War naga aamus. Since we'r in the "jokes" section, all comments are to be taken tongue in cheek (that means with a sense of humour.) Capisce?

Eeeuuu, this place smells like Bulaacad or Boosaneero. ^^ Just a gross expression I use to describe ur, ur dhaafay. Happy Friday.

Sowwy dat mi english sux! However, I do know how to spell the words GO and YOURSELF. Do you (grammar police of SOL) know how to spell a special little word that fits rather nicely in between these two? I'll give you a clue. The second letter is a vowel. PS: I am really not trying to pick on anyone in particular here. Shears.

I'm bad with compliments in general. I suppose I find them flattering, but at the same time I never know how to respond. I sometimes like to respond with "I know" even if I didn't. It helps keep unwanted people from talking to me. Wordette: when you get a compliment smile, and say thank you. The day will come when you miss them!

^^ I can almost picture you driving your ghetto blaster car, with the booming speakers going laffy tafffy, dat laffy taffy- Yaahuuu Minak! I sing a lot in the car, at home, while on line. It's a fun habit, so it changes a lot but right now, it's: Sean Paul's (Rekanise it) Everyday, we be burnin' not concernin' what nobody wanna say We be earnin' dollars turning cau we mind deh pon we pay Some got gold and oil and diamonds all we got is Pharax ( ) Legalize it, time you recognize it

Stop whining Simply I. This isn't Dr. Phil, can't doctor everything to be positive. Some things are just gonna make some people mad. The SOL fights can actually be quite entertaining at times. I usually sit back, and observe the fools, and know-it-alls. So many of them have no idea about anything, yet manage to be rabid about everything. PS: Since most of you are bored out of your minds, and missed the fights, how about we start preliminary fighting brackets so if you're interested in whooping someone's a$$, sign up on this thread. There's a girl here, actually two girls, I wanna wrestle so bad. :mad: I can sooo take them, and their big bewbies!! *snap* *snap* *snap*

By the way i heard yesterday was the most depressing day ^^ What happened? :confused:

Masha Allah Raula, Wa Alaikuma Salaam Warahmatullahi Wabarakatahu sister. Wiilo, Yac-da maxaa waaye? Sheekada waa ila fahantay miyaa? L00L. Ha igu qarxinin laakin yaah, thanks. Khaalid: Lool@Aabbo sokor!! Sugar daddy . Bal gabar Somalia joogto orod ku dhe 'Aabbo sokor aan kuu noqdo' Wallee waxaa ka dhici lahayd, nin baa meeshaan lacagtii ka badatayoo sokor qaybinaayo, saf haloo soo galo. Mid bac la roorayso iyo mid cago cad-ba waa ku soo kor dagi lahaayeen. Raula, magaalo joog xumada, meeshaada kaliya maaha. Aniga meel aan joogo, Somaliddii waxaa dhameeyay Baabuur. Maalinba waxaa maqlaysaa oday baa baabuur jiiray, habar baa mooto kor martay. Duqoowda magaaladan waa lagu kari waayay crosswalk-ga ka soo gooya laamiga. Weliba Odayaasha wax ka madax adag! Subhanalah. Inta baabuurtii oo soo dudayso laamiga dhex galaan, bay baakoorada ku taag taagaayaan sidii wax waalan, oo marba baabuur soo socdo inta ku jeestaan oo usha ku taagaan leeyihiin:war iga joog, war iga joog. Walahi masaakiinta waan u naxaa. Ayagoo iga joogtaas ku haayo, baa cirka inta loo qaado, dhulka lagu kala gooyaa. Allaaahu Akbar. Waa iska adduun & uur xumaddiis.

^^ Ohhh, you'r giving me a bad rep, by calling me a "funny nomad." Take it back son. :rolleyes:

Aniga berri horaan sheegay, inuu cunugaan su'aalo qaab daran yahay. Annagaaba teena meel u la', markaasuu "Advice on Marriage" i siiya na leeyahay!