^Ninkan ciyoodibo PM buu iisoo diray Walahi. Waaba ka dhab aan u malaynaa! Baloooy balo. Caynkanaan karin karaa, iyo caynkaas waa igu adag yahay bu iisoo qoray! LMAO

If it walks like a duck,sounds like a duck, looks like a duck, it's a duck! Just kiddin. Why care what Khayr thinks. Only you know for sure who gets your juices runnin, Dick or Jane or both. Don't sweat it.

Ciid wanaagsan saaxiibayaal. Ciidan ciideedaa, Gabdho iyo Caano baan Allah nooga baryaaa! Aamiin Aamiiin.

Haldhaa: Saaxibtaa waa xayawaamad. Maxaa ayada ku watay nin weli geel jire ah oo Somalia dhex kaduudo? Aniga sheekooyinka noocaan ah markaan maqlo labo fiilo aa iskay taabato!

^^ War ma midkan qaabka daran? Yaahuu! It's just that when i build my house I want a tandoori built in the kitchen, and I was going to employ him.

^^Now that's funny, but the truth is that he was getting a brain transplant.

What am i doing here?? Most idiotic thread of the year award and you guys actually reply to this crap! Rana Atif Mohmood: Can you make chicken tikka, naan and veggie pakora?

Sheheey: Try Victoria Secret's 'pretty in pink' 'sweet honesty' (or is it 'sweet temptation'..i forget) It's soft, sweet & fruity smelling. L0L @ Idil. I work with a guy that smells like.. not realy sure what it is. It smells like armpits non showered sweaty nasty something, combined with wet dog. Urrrr! I pull my turtle neck top to my nose everytime I'm passing by him! Reason why I wear a lot of pefume so that I smell myself and not the other guy.

Ohh Femme, go on look for a rich phat Pharax to pay for your bills, and buy you a mansion with a tear in every room (then hang yourself!) Aleast my money won't cheat, or lie to me sorellina.

Aahhh! She met him in the strangest of ways, online and the love story began from there.. He talked to her about her life and the ability to continue on after her failed romance. She was hesitant to listen to the words he was saying. She had heard all of this before and didn't believe that he was any different than any other man in her life. As time went on and their friendship began to blossom into more, she began to let her heart free to hear the words that were coming from his fingers. Then the moment comes when things start to get serious and she is feeling comfortable to take this relationship to the next level.. And whooooooosh he disappears.

I wonder why my feet smell and my nose run, am I built upside down?

Rudy, you make more sense markaad xanaagsan tahay saaxiib! I like it, like it alot. 9. Hanging in there: Retirement is only 30 some years away! I must admit if money was not a problem I would retire today as have been working since I was 19 and never been out of work, but as I'm a spender and not a saver I will have to work till I'm 65 or win the lotto, but with the company pension scheme I should be ok for money when I do retire fingers crossed.

^^ Ok, and what is your decision? To go with your Forks or run away home?

^^Maxaa anaga some rich arab guy dhintay nooga shan & toban ah? Meeqa Soomaali oo ehelkaa ah baa dhimato maalinkii? U ducee kuwaasaa kaaga baahan duco.

qad fahamnaak ya baddha (with the whole masri attitude) Bal marka hore ^^^ fasir bal. Anigu maandheey af carabi-ga iskuma fiicnin. Masri-na warkiisaba daa. Mid baas oo macallin Masri baa xaafad aan daganaa Montreal arabic & qur'an noo dhigi jiray, markaasuu maalin igu dhahay: Maa Ismak? saane: My Ismak Is...intaa sii waday buu ruler meesha u taalay gacanta iiga jabiyay. Cakuye carabtu xaasidsanaa. Maalinkaas saan uga cararay gadaal uma fiirin af Carabi dambe. Waxaanse ku waydiiyay, inta Awoowgey ku daadisay baad haddana leedahay miyaaa "uma jeedin inaan jac kugu dhajiyo" Indho adkidaa!

Good riddance I say!

I do wonder why people use the phrase "sleep like a baby" to describe a good nights sleep. A typical baby wakes up crying loudly during the night, sh!ts himself, etc. If I slept like that I wouldn't think it was a good thing.

Ciid Mubaarak to you too and to all the nomads.

Originally posted by McPharax: quote:Originally posted by liibaan: What the hell is with Somali people and Lionel Richie anyways? I just gotta ask. I can't stand the guy, but it seems 98% of Somali people love him. Becoz waxa is wada aroosoyo are all remanants of the i love the 80s . But Forget lionell richie sxb;Have you sat thru a wedding only to hear the best Daadis(Break up) song ever sang by brandy? Sample of Brandy's here below: Have you finally found the one you've given your heart to Only to find that one won't give their heart to you ...Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care The poor couple[And 3pairs of overdressed Manxiisyaals] Dance away to this beatufiful melody...ahhh!These Farax Djs :mad: Waryaa Pharax any song with slow music is a romantic one didn't you know? I've been to weddings where the groom and bride slow danced to Tony Braxton's 'Unbreak my heart' and Mary J Blige's Not Gon Cry. Oh my Gawd! Don't they understand the lyrics? Don't they? You'd think.. yeah? Short after, the DJ changes tracks and the 'Freak me' song is on (let me lick you, up and down..) Akkhaaas! Dirty dirty! Ufff. Whats worse is all the Habro throwing their garbasaaro and dancing to 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" 2x Akhaaas! why would they play such a twisted dirty songs at a wedding? I almost died of embarrasment. Next they'll play Pink Floyd's "Run Like Hell" for a wedding song.

^Walaahi waaba is faanisay! Soco soco, sii soco.. daa-dah ----->

I am soooo with you Ahura. I walk to my car after work, and I sometimes get off at 9pm, so it is dark, it is a very secured parking lot, only employees can get in. It is fenced in and you have to have a pass code to get in, but I am afraid of my fellow employees. I always have my keys in my hand incase someone attacks me i can swing my keys at them. I should get some pepper spray or mace..? And when I'm walking alone, I speed walk like Whoooaaa! no one ever bothers to stop and ask me anything.

Originally posted by liibaan: Yeah, there's no better vacation than running from gun-crazed lunatics who think you're rich just cuz you're from N. America. [/QB] Have no fear Lee, with a face like yours + the hair do, you can mingle so easily! No one will ever think you'r from N. America!

^^ classic! just a little touch up.. "Sometimes you just gotta stop and chew the grass"

Alla ba'ayee istaaqfurullaah, waa fuuray saa u qoslaaye! Wiilo corner-keedi ma saanaa loo galay? Aaboo aaboo, maxaa war idin haystaaa! Aniga mugoo ma ku jiri, dabadeey ka banaanka, waa ka baxay! Edited to add: Raula: Haa abbaayo, masagadayda aa weli iska tumaa, aaheey, waa la shaqshaqaa markaas ka bacdi, buunshada aan gad gadaa, haa odayaasha ay u fiican tahaay baa la dhahay. Hal kiilo free aan kuu soo diraa haye dheh.

^ kixxx kixx kixx, Who's your daddy now ku dheh!