Are we dancing? Boom cha boom cha boom cha.. woot woot!! I don't dance to this type of music. - I don't like this song - Maybe later - Do I know you? Sorry, I promised my boyfriend I would dance with him when he returns from the restroom - umm I have no one to watch my purse. How many times have you girls used those lines? L0L. Ibtisam, take martial arts. They do a variety of things ie; kicking, punching, alot of self defense. Rest assured no Pharax will mess with you, or even pretend to run with you in the Park.

I might not have a problem translating for you, but first you have to translate this pile of garbage for me. I mean God damn, you live in the US, right? Then speak English. Not only she lives in the US, she's also: half sinporain and somalia grow up in the states and was born here i cnt read or speck somalia How do you like that Liban. Sakiin laq I say.

Originally posted by Faarax-Brown: You use a URINAL????? :eek: Xashaa(!),waryee sowdigaan malin waliba ayat quran ah dadka ku daqro? Walle wa inan hadal dambe kaa Maqlin. Shalay baad "BUM BUM" la soo booday maanta in aad istaag ku kaadisid baad ila timid. Shiiq shaxari iga dheh. ^^ Ma ila aragtay.

Originally posted by Faridah: Malaha waa anigaan is idhi... Sa sabaan is idhi... Subagii baan u badiyay.... Suq suqaarkiibaan u guray.... Gafuurka intu soo taagay, thank you na muu odhan... This is one quality I have found is lacking in most people today. Take the time to show your appreciation to that someone who deserves it people. Good one Faridah.

Esaay jik, welgome to somplianonline.

Will Ferrill, and what's the woman's name? shoot, the one that does Superstar and smells her hands after they've been in her armpits..

^ Naa heedhe, qof kaa sii jeedo, ma laysku soo jeediyee, hanagu soo jeedininin Wiilo. Welcome Khalid brother. Anna markaan magacaaga arkay waan farxay, yacni waa magac aan aad u jeclahay, oo meel dheer iiga yaal. Oo waxaan is iri wiilkan caawa war sidee ah buu wadaa toloow. Mise, maxaa ii dhiibatay, waaba ka dar oo dibi dhal match.com buu wadaa. War bal tanoo kale!

caloosha ubuuxi, dhar birbirqayana xiro. Loool, you do that, and your next stop will be..where? Yup, u guessed it. Motel 6.

Khayr: You call it Humor? I call it Hypocrisy. It is truly astounding to see you praise those half naked, Bum Bum - bouncing women on BET. :rolleyes: Allow me to say: Allahh yahdiiik.

Originally posted by Khayr: When I hear dat all I can think of is... Baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go BUMP....BUMP.... BUMP Eeeuuu! I knew it. I knew u were a phony Sheikh.

I look into that harsh hot and haraad ful land and all i get are bad memories. Thirsty and gaunted skinny kinfolks is all i remember. The Hot sun i remember. Dusty sun burned faces is all that stuck to my memory. Booh-Hoo. Such is life! Some eat steak, while others are starving, uneducated and poor. Thanks Farax-Brown for bringing the mood back down to earth. :rolleyes:

I'm like a bird - Nelly Furtado.

Taste/Tasty and WACEL !! What the flip? :rolleyes: That stuck in my head, I mean totally. I try to forget. Nope! Just gets worse! Ok now, who do I talk to about getting the last 5 minutes of my night back..? The whole society is composed of WACEL generation. ^^You are stressing a point, and not referencing any actual studies, yes? Cajiib. Your outlook concerns me, it is the first paver on the path to the mentality of the Taliban. And your personal views need to end at your person and your property line Walaal. As for the topic, women are not liberated neither here nor there (Muslim countries.) There are pervs in the Muslim countries too who have a habit fetish, and get uncontrollably excited every time they see "a woman" completely covered up (Burka), or not. It's an everyday occurrence in Saudi Arabia. That's my 3 cents, keep the change Flipmode.

Saan xaq Illaahay maaha. Aniga maanta in la i beeciyo xaq maaha . Laakini, I appreciate the vote of confidence . Teeda kale, go'aan baan ka gaaray arintaan, marka no more ORR (operation restore reputation ie; Pharax.)

Being far out in the middle of nowhere, away from the city chaos and not having to live most of your live inside of four walls whether at home, or at work is so liberating. Gawd! I so wish to be Hinda right now.

Abaadir, Quulaa maxaa la yiraa? Qaxwahay samaysaa hadduu muufo noqon waayo Kolkaa been inay sheegtay baa lagu ogaadaaye Soow hadda maad garan Ma garan. :confused:

Isugaadhey midkaa tidhaa, meel un baa go'ane. Sad, but true I say . Of all the Pharaxs I have talked to, and all the snobs that I have not talked to, and well just those who do not fit in either of those categories. It's my conclusion that I'm the perfect spouse for me. Which reminds me to invite you all at my wedding on: Date: Saturday July 19th, 2006 Location: My Place (Brdwy + 6th Ave) Time: 8pm PS: I was thinking of private invites, but that may take a while L0L. So anyone reading this is expected to come. PPS: Girls, I need a bridesmaid, any volunteers? On 2nd thoughts, Wiilo and Abraar could never be my bridesmaid - they would be a distraction. I'm(the bride) supposed to be the most beautiful woman at the wedding . Perhaps Raula wouldn't mind!

Awoowe, maad iska seexatid, waa nusleyle.

^ Hmmm, say Hi to Granma. Here's one from Dheg-Dheer when she was chasing behind a woman she was trying to capture: Bal naagtaas barida daya Bal balaq-balaqdeeda daya Bal bowdada cadaanta daya Bal bocolkay sidato daya. Another one of my favourite: Dhaanto. Wiilka: Naa Abbaayo, Na Abbaayo, Guri Daar ah iyo Ma Rabtaa Baabuur. Gabadha: War Abboowe, War Abboowe Guri Daar ah iyo Yaa Ku Baray Baabuur. Wiilka: Naa Abbaayo Saacad Dahab iyo Ma Rabtaa Katiinad. Gabadha: Saacad Dahab Iyo Saacad Dahab iyo Yaa ku baray Katiinad. Wiilka: Naa Abbaayo, Naa Abbaayo Biyo Barad leh Iyo Biyo Baraf leh, Ma rataa Jalaato. Gabadha: War Abboowe, War Abboowe Biyo Barad Leh Iyo Biyo Baraf leh, iyo Yaa ku baray Jalaato.

^L0L. Coward I am. I'll run before I'll fight someone.

^ You missed out alot! The best part was, when two kids get into a fight, and the whole class screams: " Johnny, Johnny, Johnny " till this day I don't know what that meant! It cracks me up everytime I remember.

Silence is a powerful means of communication actually, it's just that most of us don't know how to deal with or interpret it. It can say a lot without saying a word, so-to-speak, or not.. k, I'll be quiet now.

** Nevermind **

^^ I knew someone would find the connection. Now you know why this last 75 pounds is taking forever to go. Originally posted by Callypso: Bishy, So I guess all the talk of KFC's inhumane treatment of our feathered compatriots won't depress your appetite? Pock, pock, pockpock..pooock. Not really. Guess one should never offer you a dinner date at KFC.

What were you deprived of? Chicken. We hardly ate it in our household. Why Somalis hate Chicken so much? :confused: Now I'm free to eat it (Alhamdulilaah ) I go to KFC for breakfast sometimes, and I make my own saute'd chicken, basted chicken, stuffed chicken, sweet and sour chicken, chicken thighs, plump chicken breasts. Heck, I will even help slaughter the damn thing.