Ahhh! This girl and her husband again! Come back in umm say 6 months, and tell us if you'r still taking showers together.

Checkmate: Afkaada caano lagu qabay! Pharax Brown, iga fuq aan ku dhahay, fuq. Sheh: LOZ's arms are big enough for both of us to be whisked away. Join me Sheh, be my marxam .

Woow, big indeed! ** scratches head**

Yes. Like most people, I have dealt with a broken heart. Happy now????

"Falling" in love is bad business. Temporary insanity, in fact. :rolleyes:

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma." The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side. Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy." He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life." She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."

Alla, alla, ma saasaa? Ducaqabe and Gaastarow, waa la noqday! No More Pictures. :mad:

^^ Thank You. Testing, testing.. More to come IA in another thread.

Woow, great pictures. How do you load pics from your PC? I've some to share.

I don't have to think too long about this question. Worst Travel Destination ^^ It'd have to be London. Bloody awful, and cold. Slept wearing my winter coat, gloves, and ear muffs on. Shaize! It has always been my dream to go to Austrailia and New Zealand. I would love to spend a bit of time in the outback...just enough to know why I would not want to go there again! I would love to wander the beaches on the gold coast, hike in the hills of New Zealand and fantasize about Legend Of Zu riding over the next hill on his magnificant horse to wisk me away! It would also be overwhelming to stand on the Great Wall of China. Of course, it's all dreaming. I have to go do my dishes now.

^^ War hooy, hooy.. Baro family-gaan laysku xuux siinaayo aan ka yaabay! Baro family eeyaa cunay. Get use to it guys. I read "I surrender." So whenever you ( Xiin) get back from wherever you go to give up, make sure you announce "I'm back to try again!". Cambaro-daan Raula ah, waa iga qoslisay. Qof yahay ma fayoobid, waxaa u malaynaa inaa ka dhuntay kuwii la dhihi jiray "Allaa wato wehel uma baahna"

Do you know what t-o-d-a-y i-s? ~~ It's our anniversarry (echo)~~

Lejenoow, waxba hayska saarin, adbo waa ku jirtaa. Waa tii markaas adigoo xiiq-dheerta ku haysay kaa baxday, oo lagu soo gu-gubay, dhuunta & dhafoorada, lagaa soo dajiyay Aweestareeliyo. Waxaan maqlay inaad plastic surgery isku suubisay, oo scars-kii kaa ba'eeen hadda. Good job! Shears.

I for one am greatful he did what he did. Our lives although far from perfect are better than what they would have been had he not did what he did.

^^ Wiilo, qatyaan baa lagaa gaaray, qof kasto waa kaa cabaaday! Xamara ku dhashay kuteenoo, midhaa anaa Baadiyo ku dhashtay? L0L. Raula ugu faan Xamar inaad ku dhalatay, ayadaa baadiyaha Kenya ku dhalataye. Raulooy, intaa ayeeyooyinka noo soo kicisid baa hadana sorry na leedahay miyaa? Ma inaan anna ayeeyday Qorran (ala yarxama) soo kiciyo aa rabtaa? Magaalo jooq xumo walle MN ay taalaa, dadkiina waxaa wada buuxo diyaarada ku soo raacay kadaloob-ka, sidii Nairobi laydinkaga soo qaaday, straight JFK baa laydinka soo dajiyay, idinkoo weli sidii u kadalooba! Fadhiista waa tii laydinku kari waayay, nakataa! Markaasa anagga wax naga sheegeesaa! Iska aamus, Ceeb Allah asturo, wax kale kuma dhihii karee. Anyways, this summer baan imaanaayaa IA, take the red carpet to the cleaners yaah..waana badannahay, ina abtideey Abraar way ila socotaa, barkimo, & joorari yaal-na sii gad. Also waxaan kaa rabaa, inaad nagu raadiso Xiin , meelaha uu shaaxa ku cab-cabo soo ogoow, ama Halal Stores ka uu ka gato Habad Sooda-da. Si dhaqso leh u soo ogoow, aan ka kor dhacneee!

Q: Are you famous? A: Supah star! Ty Rudy.

Pharax Brown, maxaad Negra bionda con azzuro occhi, gambe lungi! Xasha, oo Carina Cali ah, timo u salaaxday. Speaking of wigs, there was this Islaan at a wedding I went to last Summer. She was in the center of a very crowded dance floor and started dancing. Being tall and all, somehow my hand passed over her head, my watch band snagged on her hair. I had noticed earlier that evening that she had a beautiful head of long, dark brown hair styled in those little ringlets. Well, her hair caught on my watch band, and then it came off, attached to my wrist. It kind of freaked me out. I though an animal had jumped up on me or something, so I grabbed it with my other hand, tore it off my wrist, and threw it to the floor. Then I looked at her, she had black il-yar for a skull cap on her head, and a completely horrified look on her face. She reached down and grabbed the wig, and she ran off the floor. I figured it was time for me to dip, inay i qaraacdo markay soo laabato baan ka baqay, so I left while she was still in the ladies room. Gawd! How embarrassing.

Swinging? um ok Acudubillahi mina shaydhani rajeem, I have never heard of this! If they want to sleep around with other people then why get married? :confused:

suntaan aad madaxa iskaga shubeysid iska jooji, Looool, walahi that sounds like my Hooyo. Shaize, there goes my 1000th post! I'm officially a post wh0re! Wait up Ahura, here I come..

Akhass! Thats just nasty nasty, you didn't have to share that.

Nice story, that was Cigaal Shiiraar.

^ Naa ma nooshahay Qaablaay yahay!

Ka waran the military time? The 24 hour time system. It was confusing as he|| at first. Took me some donkey months to understand that 1 thru 12 is for the 1st time round (AM) and 13 thru 24 is for the 2nd time round (PM.)

Yes, you did it again Britney, oops I mean Xoogsade. Deny it all you want Mr, you'r guilty as charged.

^^ Kixx kix kix. Haa Wallee taas been kumaadan sheegin, anaaba soo arkay, asagoo bahashaa Promote gareenaayo, oo shafka garaacaayo ala Tarzan. Awoowgay tabcaaan waaye, tabcaaaan.