nope yours warsame?

This a joke so dont take it serious!! Can you guess the real somali name of the person above u\\\: Start with me! What do think is my real somali name: my user is Rudy here: So what do think is my somali name

Alpha...u de man!! congrats homie.

why dont u just go 2 the library!! lol ..less carbon foot print this way & safer for your eyes.

Acuudobilah!! when did we nomads become like clueless Cinderalla's! People with worst attitudes are westerners!! I find third world pple more civilized when it comes to human dignity!! I mean check Norof's example...old man comes there N aint getting no service...so what..he gotta yell to the mofo to bring him a cup of tea!! and u think thats bad!! hell no!.......when i walkin into a resturant environment,,,i need to see the waiter come and service me!! right away...i am paying my hard earned money here!! come on pple...get with the program. i dont understand why so called civilized malis dizz their own all the time!! Be proud funkyzzzzzz

Yo...We have registered our party there...its called DC--Daqan Cilis. Plz for vote for our party. We will provide you all with the synopsis of our party soon. Keep an eye for it. thnx

lol..thats funny qoslaaye!!

wtf is this!! same morons that were chased out of somalia in the 16 century by ahmed gurey are back....cuz of shiekh sharmo'o....woow!! deja vous all over again.

Somalidiid-land has big drama problems so they know that they gotta resolve their dramas before other somalis can accept them back. With the way that they are now....no nomads wanna deal them. they are big drama queens currently...once they get that shyte resolved...then may be we can accept them back. Till then, plz u folks go get some prescriptions or see a shrink. walaaxoowla kuwaan waa yaab badan yihiin. cajaaib.

so why would u need to a tour guide adigo qof somali ah!! weired... I remember ...during my burco trip...i was sitting in landover and out of no where a big ole red snake jump from a tree...started dancing at the front wind shield and just starting throwing up large white xumbo from his mouth!! i was just laughing. I thought the snake was hi with jaad!! lol

Homie is saying this 2 her! hey lady.. dont be thinking that i dont want u...cuz may be i do!! Homie is kol...he knows how to roll. U dont wanna tell ladies...that u love her on the spot. u gotta keep them on the hook! lol. Actually...u should never tell a lady that u love her!! thats a no no. Once u tell her that...u is gone...replaced. I never did that so far. Tell her that she is very pretty...that will work better! try it....

I wanna see camels doing back-strokes!! that will be awesome.

I never come to sol day time...its like 11:15pm california time now. I am home now still working on projects & cooking my dinner. I will probably hit the sack by 1:00am. Thats how my day rolls. Then up at 7:00am to hit the fwy & back to work. My alarm is set to this website below. The only thing that can wake up from my deep sleep in the morning is somali songs blasting!! Alarm clocks dont work on me. I gotta have loud somali music blasting to wake up in the morning...try it www.djibouticentre.com it works.

Somalia;820912 wrote: I have 1 username. http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/member.php/20758-Somalia I believe the correct q's here is.... how many user names do u have homie??? I think u should just change your username to TROLLER#1...that fits u like a glove!! lol ama just call u t1...aigt.

25yrs old is not pretty any more in america....i dont date any american women over 20yrs! i am dating now a 19yrs old lady...shes really pretty!! lool. believe me shes pretty. everything is tight! lol...woow. Shes working next office to me..when i look at her...she just smiles.. kol. She already gave me her phone #. I just need to sync an off day with her. Shes black...but i havent seen like her for a long time. Shes got the most prettiest bod ever!! lol. I called her yesterday, told her to get some launch for us & bring to me...since i cant get away from my work. She did, came & dropped my lunch at my desk... U should have seen how surprised my co-workers were!! even the ladies were hi-5ing me!! lol. My boss told me that i was a kamikaze. In america a 25yr old lady is like a car with 100k miles on it....its like buying a used car. But my next upcoming date is 27yrs old african lady...shes tight 2 since she got less miles. thats what i like about african ladies. They dont fool around 2 much.

me likes xalimoos from Isviidan!! hola home-gal....i got my eyes on u! lool....ama gonna find this babe-gal...u watch.

oh!! my bad...i forgot about shiekh sharmo!!o lol. Shiekh sheydaano shar'o taat tahoo sharaftii bad iskaqaade sharaf malihid ee sheeydanyahoo waa lago shiteey shantee cisho ad sheeriton ku jirtey ba lagogo shiteeye Sharafti iska fiigdo sheeydan baad noqotey aan kacanta laga shumin kareeyn Sheeydan yahoow shoolada galo dabka isku shit sidii shiish kabab xaabshigo ha kuku cuneh

aigt...i know swedes have fgm phobia cuz any dude knows that when u go to bar and u see a swedish gal....u know where u gonna get your shyte from!! them ladies are 7/11 open 24hrs... so fgm is like forbidden fruit to them. This one thing i dont comprehend....the swedes are charging rape with Julian Assange!! Have u ever heard of swedish gal saying that she was raped... its not even in their vocabulary....I mean i can understand if he was like in Saudi Arabia, then was charged with rape etc., since women are kinda hard to find them there!! But in Sweden where all the gals just say...yaa yaa yaa! they dont know the word no!! This rape charge was the most ridiculous thing ever came of Isviidan!!

Rip..sista!! where the hell is the father! own up homie....its time to come to bat n hit a home run bugger.

Lemme guess...u dizzing ****'o cuz u is from the hyena clan!! lol... what happened to waraabee!! miyoo margadeye

I am not even gonna read this!! Ama just guess it....this crap probably came out from a Sillyland cl mouth!! Next

Some how, i never done business with nomads....currently, i have contracts in Ethiopia, kenya and south Africa.. well ...these are the places where my good friends are from. i sell & ship computers parts, sw/hw and office mgt software etc., in la, i have become the new haile salassie...tonite this family gave me kus kus dinner. Last nite, another lady that i did some office repairs gave me the kitfaa food. Its still sitting in my frig....i cant eat canjeero and shitty meat! My neighbor who is african america lady eats that stuff....! I like american food 2...lol sorry.I had beef tacos for lunch today!! yummy lol... hard to eat rice, pasta everyday... just like u cant have xalimoo everyday!! lol That said...i cant make a company name...why....taxes!! I dont wanna deal with Uncle Sam...hes a fdup mofo. I am african, i dont pay no taxes...sorry uncle sam.

Yeah!! Thats why i wanna put following rule in effect in somalia (thats means all five somaliweeyn lands...i dont believe in the so called shytelands) Every somali, regardless of gender, should do a 1 year military service after graduating from high school and fight in the somali occupied lands for at least that one year mandatory period. Then, only one is eligible for somali citizenship. Otherwise, if u dont wanna do this, u will only get an yellow card!! which is given to half-breed somalis and clan loyal somalis. Very nice!!

Seriously...90s of the fl-13teens think that i am from puntland. so i wanna know how i can become a naturalized plander!! Lemme guess....i'm gonna need wads of cash!! Yo... ama broke azz negro homies so can i getta a free pass to become a plander!! lol. Can u imagine asking for a free shyte in Bugland.. Its like asking for xuural ceeyn gal in china!! for sure u aint gonna find gal in china with big beautiful xuural ceeyn eyes or anything free in bugland!! Even O2 is charged there...10c for every breath.

cambuulo....mukulaalow mininkeeda joogta, mici libaax ey leedahey!! so watch out.