Zafir

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  1. Zafir

    A Quickie

    Che,Let me explain this to you in cook book fashion with pictures kind of way. take this and Boil it, like this in water in about 18 mintues and transfer the beans into here and push the mix bottun after three minutes pour it in a cup like this and drink it.
  2. Khuukhkhaakh wax la yidhaahdo iyo wax la mid ahi meeshan ma taal. Waxaan filayaa in aad ka hadleyso KHAKH yar oo qudha (taaso loogu tala galay in Takhsiina lagu soo qabto si aysan kuugu cadhadhin).
  3. Gediid, Waardee Carrab gaaga dheer gabadha dhegta haka cafishin, Thank you bay ku tidhi uun!
  4. Hablo qaayahiisa aan aqoon baa iska hadlaya. Bal eega quruxdiisa!
  5. Zafir

    SOLers on Facebook

    Waardee adiga Facebook qashin baan u arkaa, check me out on youtube. ps:^ Al baabka iga fur.
  6. Zafir

    SOLers on Facebook

    ps. I was told brother Xiin is in there too, can anyone guess who he is? Brother Xiin is ismaciil Ali
  7. Zafir

    SOLers on Facebook

    I am on my way there right now!
  8. ^Perhaps we can employ immortal Che for the Task.
  9. MarcSmith’s bodyguard, why is it that you have appointed yourself to react for this guy is what I would like to know.
  10. Cara, its been a year now and homeboy is still cruising in gear 5.... I think I will believe in this Mythical Creature before before I entertain notions of energizer bunny. But hey, here is a thought for your guy, Porn.
  11. $hit I am back. Def leapard Cure Snap Macarena!
  12. Underdog, Music was then, this one is for and PM Dawn and and Mr. Big and Mr. Big are for me.
  13. This is to commemorate Jesses’s wishes, I will bet you were among those that interpreted “Could it be that” to “Nuur Bidaar”.
  14. Zafir

    Seriously

    Considering your dietetic situation, your son being only fifteen months, and your time expenditure with your husband, I say YES! Heed your friend's advice if you know what’s best for ya seriously.
  15. ^For a sec I thought that was you, I thought you finally pulled ocean's 13 on J.Lee, but I guess there is always room for ocena's 14. Nino, Hambalyo walaal
  16. Zafir

    Jammin'

    We got tricked. NEVER AGAIN JLEe, NEVER! :mad:
  17. It’s a rampage phase SOL goes through every year to clear its systems. No more to it than that me thinks. :cool: :rolleyes: :mad:
  18. Zafir

    Marriage

    ^Is this the ceremony that the guy has to come in, in the end to take her home and confirm that he is the one shagging Shaash-saared gal?
  19. Zafir

    Jammin'

    What is your favorite color and why? Diearhea green, because I hate the original green What is your favorite animal and why? Otters, because they are clear animals How would you feel if you were given everything you ever wanted? Satisfied. and finally how would you feel if you were trapped in a room with no doors, no windows and no light? Secure.
  20. The topic should be changed to "Uncovered Truth about Canadians & Kastuumo" Since KK and Cadaan don't like wearing MATANTAYAAL!
  21. Yaa Ustaaz North, this one is for you!
  22. Zafir

    Nice Read

    Some mornings, I roll out of bed and feel like I'm stepping out into the middle of Dr. King's dream. Like when Barack Obama won the Iowa caucuses. Are you kiddin' me? Or when news came recently that Oprah Winfrey, already the most popular woman on the planet, soon will get her own TV station. Talk about good times. Then there are days that I wish I hadn't gotten out of bed. Like last month, when I saw the filthy racial epithets painted on a black couple's garage door in Arlington. Or a week ago, when I read about the Hispanic family in Benbrook feeling compelled to abandon their home after it was vandalized and racial slurs were painted on the family car. Who would do such a thing? Better question: Which of these Americas is real? Is it (A), an America willing to transform Oprah into a billionaire media mogul and Obama into a viable presidential candidate? Or (B), an America where racial intolerance and bigotry still leave profound marks? The answer is ©, all of the above. America remains a land where progress can be measured in the amazing achievements of Oprah and Obama. And a place where examples of intolerance can be found on any given day. I know that dichotomy oversimplifies the complexities of America's race problem. But to some extent, it really does matter how we look at things and how much emphasis we put on them. Case in point: One of the big stories circulating right now involves a Golfweek decision to can the editor responsible for putting a noose on the magazine's Jan. 19 cover. The noose was used to illustrate a story about a Golf Channel anchor who came under fire – and was suspended – for using the term "lynch" in a comment about Tiger Woods. In some ways, the slip of the tongue, or whatever you want to call it, can readily be explained away. If you work with words for a living, you know precisely what I mean. The rest of it.
  23. Here is what I think of Ngonge’s joke; a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender asks “Hey, what happened to you, you look terrible?” The pirate says “what are you talking about? I feel just fine” The bartender: “It’s just that you look different, what’s up the wooden leg” The pirate: “Oh I was in battle and was hit with cannon ball” The bartender: “And the hook, what happened to your hand?” The pirate: “I was in a sward fight and I lost my hand” The bartender: “Then what about the eye batch, what happened there?” The pirate: “There were a flock of birds flying over us and as I was watching one of them $hitted on my eye” The bartender: “LoL, you can be serious, you could have possible lost an eye because of bird $hit” The pirate: “Oh no, first day with the hook” Misfortune, yes indeed.
  24. FB, I just took you off. you're a fine gentleman. PS: Ilaahey J.lee ha kuugu simo!