Neph, learn to live with it, the sooner the better. W: eeaw! That is disgusting. M: It was involuntary reaction. W: Can’t you see we’re eating. M: have a talk with the dust mites then. It’s a Sinus/Sanboor (as Malika pointed out) problem and I also suffer from it Ladies and gentlemen. Lucky for me, mine is only born when I have a cold, living with me then really becomes hectic despite my good efforts. I sneeze about 10- 14 times in every two minutes, and then I start to bleed. Heck, I even wake up sneezing half of the night.

^LOOL..Glad you could join us.

^Mbona? Msabu.

^taratibu basi, one step at a time waa ku sidee?

^Mzee mambo.

^^

LoL@Cara and Naden. Neph, Yaa kugu yiri iraac? Hihi. Ps: Cara, I need a copy of that book pronto! I don't know what I am doing wrong.

....nacasnimadaan maxay nooga hari la'dahay? Jimcaale ka wareyso!

^Nahiii

^ Anigu koleyba Libaax baan ahay. Laakin, Ngonge weeyaan reero cusbo indho kufirdhis.

How could anyone underestimate Softies listening to Nahii badbadkahee, is the sixty nine dollar question? Ps:Ng, that is one awesome movies.

^Karibu sana Msabu. PS: Waryaa Farax-Brawn, Kuja Haba wewe.

Malika, do you see my improvements in the language? In just two weeks I have went from "Sawa" to "Sawa msabu". But, I am afraid I am running out, I am only left with words like "naku bedi pia, neku bedi pia, benzi weeh" from Michael Jackson's Liberian girl which I really don't want use. So help a brother out sometimes ok.

^Sawa Msabu

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try. I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Belinda, who identified herself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear. My daughter seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress. MONDAY: Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Belinda waiting for me. She is something of a Greek goddess -- with blonde hair, dancing eyes and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!! Belinda gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which she conducted her aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring! Belinda was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time she was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week! TUESDAY: I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Belinda made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then she put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. Belinda's rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for me. WEDNESDAY: The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot. Belinda was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members. Her voice is a little too perky for early in the morning and when she scolds, she gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying. My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Belinda put me on the stair monster. Why the Hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators? Belinda told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. She said some other shit too. THURSDAY: Belinda was waiting for me with her vampire-like teeth exposed as her thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late, it took me that long to tie my shoes. Belinda took me to work out with dumbbells. When she was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. She sent another skinny b!tch to find me Then, as punishment, she put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank. FRIDAY: I hate that b!tch Belinda more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. ******, skinny, anemic, anorexic little cheerleader. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat her with it. Belinda wanted me to work on my triceps. I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damned barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich. The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director? SATURDAY: Belinda left a message on my answering machine in her grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today. Just hearing her made me want to smash the machine with my planner. However, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel. SUNDAY: I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little shit) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy.

No! You and I and Cara and Duke being related Che. What is the matter with you.

LSK, LST which one is it?

^That is a belligerent lie and you know it.

LST, Mabruuk. Adiga iyo my sister/dumaashi. Nicma weeyaan.

^If you have something to say to me, why don't don't you just come out and say it. :mad:

^ @Gediid

O'no you didn't. *Backs Off Slowly* Never ever will I fight a man without his glasses. North, Out of curiosity, what movie would you rather see Shiixless in Toronto or Shaneeye in MN? LOL Ps: Looks like alot of shit went down Yesterday. [Edit]You don't have to answer that North.

Yeah Cara, what do you mean? what is politics got tudu, got tudu with it, do tell.

Dagaal.

^You wanna take this outside.