Complicated

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  1. Waxaa kaloo maanta isku raaceen afar wadan oo ay ka mid tahay Maraykanku in Soomaaliya laga tirtiro mapka aduunka maadaama ay ka buuxaan dad ku faraxsan faafinta iyo balballaadhinta fadeexadaha iyo khuraafaadka aanan jirin. Oba, War nin yahaw isku xishoo oo waxan fitnada ah eed faafinayso jooji, waa laga fiican yahay inaad been cad oo uu shaqsi adoo kale ah maskaxdiisa ka damcay kuna qoray website aad kusii faafiso ummada. Nin fiican oo sharaf leh ayaad sawirkiisa sidataaye fadlan ha ku ciyaarin sharaftiisa adigoo matalaya inaad isagga matalayso/taageerayso.
  2. Very extensive and informative videos. Burco Muqdisho ps. Please note inanta yar ee for over two years taala hospitalka for a mere jabitaan.
  3. The wrong kind of pranks to be watching while at work. Inaanan shaqaynaynin baa maanta cadaatay saan u qoslayay.
  4. What is the required criteria to join in the "parliament" of Azania. I wonder in la ii ogol yahay iyo inkale?
  5. haahey, waa runtaa, balse kuwaasi ma waxoodaaba la dhagaysan karaa?
  6. KHARTOUM, SUDAN—The host city of the 2006 Developing Nations Football Championship erupted in cheers that nearly drowned out the cries of the starving and wounded Tuesday when the underdog Somali side, playing four down due to injuries and landmines, outlasted the more experienced if disease-ridden Rwandans 1-0 to win the inaugural Third-World Cup. Enlarge Image "This is a relatively great day for Somalia," said team captain Omar Bin-Shakur, the seasoned veteran whose rise from squalor in the violent ghettoes of Mogadishu to stardom in the squalid and violent ghettoes of the Sudan is already passing into legend. "It seemed like nothing could stop us in the title match—not the great Rwandan defender Bimenyimana, not the mortar strikes, not the rotting cow in midfield, not dysentery…nothing." "They were simply the better team today," Rwandan star Calvin Bimenyimana said, speaking to reporters as the soccer stadium was transformed from a football pitch back to its usual function as an outdoor prison for Darfur refugees awaiting execution. "Yet I am extremely proud of my mates. They did well just to get here, especially after the Sierra Leone match in which Nicodemus was red-carded and shot, and our epic battle with Chad, in which they came at us with rocket-propelled grenades when our team bus attempted to cross the border into the Sudan." Bimenyimana, whose youth coaches in Rwanda considered him a natural for the sport after his hands were chopped off with machetes in 1994, was chosen as the Nestlé Man Of The Match by fans, the first-ever Third-World Cup participant from the losing side to be chosen. However, some aficionados say that Bimenyimana played a lackluster game; at press time, FIFA-3 officials were investigating reports that armed gunmen had shot and killed hundreds at designated Nestlé Man Of The Match voting stations. Somalia was only a fifth seed entering the Cup tournament, and while the Third-World Cup rankings are considered notoriously inaccurate, the nation's weak midfield, inexperienced goalkeeper, and devastatingly low rates of economic growth and standards of press freedom seemed to indicate that they would be eliminated in the early rounds. "Certainly it did not look good for us going in to be placed with Afghanistan, host team Sudan, and the [Democratic Republic Of The] Congo," said Somali coach Abdi Qani. "But every other team was at the mercy of the same sporting and economic factors. In the Third-World Cup, every group is the Group Of Death." After only surviving the first round due to inspired play, UN-supplied antibiotics, and a forfeit during the Sudan game when four Sudanese players seized control of their team and shot eight others during penalty time, Somalia assumed the unexpected status of the tournament's Team Of Destiny. "Never have the words 'win or go home' provided such inspiration to any team," Bin-Shakur said. "I am overcome with joy, as well as hunger, and I look forward to bringing the Third-World Cup trophy home to my country." The Third-World Cup trophy, an AK-47 coated with gold spray-paint and mounted on a pallet of United Nations staple foods, has already been seized by Somali troops and distributed amongst ranking military officers. Source
  7. Juxa;705303 wrote: why? certain people can push and push too bad he got caught I am glad this is coming from a gabadh.
  8. Thanks for pointing that out. ---- An immigration officer put his own wife on a terrorist watch list – *so she could not get home from a trip to Pakistan. The officer was so sick of his partner that when she was visiting family overseas he added her name to the register of people banned from flights into the UK. When she went to the airport to get her return flight back, officials told her she could not board the plane and did not *explain why. She called her husband, who *promised to look into it – but left her stuck in Pakistan for THREE YEARS. He was sacked after bosses found out about his antics. An immigration source said: “A lot of people may dislike their other halves but to do this takes it to the next level. Needless to say she was confused when she got to the airport as she had never been involved in anything criminal or terrorist related. “She obviously thought her husband, being an immigration officer, would be able to find out what was going on. Little did she know it was him who had put her on the list. By all accounts he then had the time of his life.” The officer worked with a unit that puts terror and criminal suspects on the watch list of people “not conducive to the public good”. He simply had to log on to a computer database to add his wife as a *potential suspect. The officer was caught out when bosses vetted him after he went for a promotion that required him to have a higher level of security clearance. They realised his wife was on the watch list and asked him for an explanation. *He had no choice but to confess what he had done – and was fired. The immigration source added: “He may have lost his job but he is bit of a legend in immigration circles. It will be talked about for years as the officer who hated his wife so much he put her on a watch list.” A spokesman for the UK Border Agency, based in Croydon, Surrey, said: “We expect the highest *levels of integrity. *Allegations of misconduct are *thoroughly *investigated and we *always take *action swiftly where we find members of staff who have abused their *position. On the extremely rare occasions where this occurs, the strongest action is taken.” Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/01/30/immigration-officer-sacked-for-putting-wife-he-didn-t-like-on-terror-watch-list-115875-22884828/#ixzz1Hc3c9e17
  9. An immigration officer put his own wife on a terrorist watch list – *so she could not get home from a trip to Pakistan. The officer was so sick of his partner that when she was visiting family overseas he added her name to the register of people banned from flights into the UK. Click here to read the full story
  10. Wallee wax dhakhtar u baahan inuusan yarayn. Allow caafimaad na sii!
  11. "Members of the UK-based Somaliland Diaspora met with the Political Minister Counselor on November 2 to express their views on the political situation in Somaliland, make suggestions for leveraging the Diaspora community, and build their case for statehood. Among the representatives were the following:"
  12. Junior beel, war lacagta sheeg horta, lacagtaa noo darane. Can one work from Nairobi ama Gabileey?
  13. PuntLand...................? SomaliLand................? XamarLand................? ShabaabLand.............? XabashiLand..............?
  14. Mohamed Siad Barre (AUN) si uu ummadan wada waalatay isugu toosiyo (ama madaxa uga wada garaaco)!
  15. Just look at the Arab guys face at 1:55, waa priceless. The Asian guy waa la garaaci gaadhay.
  16. Welcome Home everyone!
  17. Waa wax yar oo dhalaalaya ooy ciyaalku ku ciyaaraan.
  18. Originally posted by Conspiracy: I never understood why would you want to jailbreak your iphone?! Warya Geeljire, your allegiance to Apple is rather worrying, bal indhaha kala fur oo smell the coffee. ---- To the poster, you need Limera1n si aad Jailka uga sii dayso your device.
  19. Dhibaatooyinka ugu waa weyn ee dadkeena haysata waa inaysan is qabanin oonan loo sheegin ruuxooda khaldan, bal layskuba dayo in hadalkii gafka ahaa ee ruuxa ka soo yeedhay lagu taageero si indha la'aan ah maadaama aan reer hebel isla nahay! Cuqdada iyo jahliga dheeraaday ee ay dadku kasoo kabsan la'yihiin waxaa ka kow ah in ruux ay lasoo daristay dhibaato (noocay rabtaba ha noqotee) inuu mid kale ku jees jeeso isagoo lagaba yaabo inuusan garanaynin maskiinkaas dhibaataysan balse u dan leh xumaynta mushtamac guud si uu taa u gaadhana waranka ku sii ruxaya shaqsigaas dhibaataysan. Haddal imminka kula fudud oo aadan ka fiirsanin ood ku soo qorto shaashadan ayaa laga yaabaa inay ruux kale kaga xanuun badnaato dhinbil dab ah oo dhafoorka loo saaray, taasina ay sii badiso cuqdadii iyo kala fogeyntii dadka walaalaha ahaa. Waxaan iddinkaga tagayaa ereyadan oo aan ula dan leeyahay intiinan cyberka isku haysta oo qudha. "Qof walaalkii gaday meel shishaa laga ganaaxaaye. Gacal uu xigaalkood hagraday gocosho dayn waaye"
  20. The so-called golden rule number 4 states the following: ----------- 4 - Anti-Islamic: No one will be allowed to insult Islam and Muslims under any circumstances. Your post will be deleted and/or username banned if caught with any anti-Islamic attacks. Your views are welcome but your derogatory language against Islam/Muslims will not be welcomed at the expense of those muslims who pay the bill for this privately owned website. ------------ Marka anigu garan maayo hadii qoraalkan hoos ku taxani uusan ahayn aflagaado iyo islaam la dagaal in lagu matalo (ama la barbar dhigo) haddalkii Alle weyne (swt) inuu yahay "tix gabay ah". Originally posted by Prometheus: Waxaad moodaa inuu lisaan xaalkoodu ku halqabsaday tixdii carabiga ee ahayd: "Ith-hab anta wa rabbuka faqaatilaa, innaa haahunaa qaaciduun". Ninkii awood badan baa Alla weyn weeye. Prometheus: shaqi baad tahay, xorna waad u tahay waxa aad aaminsantahay balse fadlan ka daa dadka aflagaadada (adigu hadaadan u arag aflagaado anagaa u aragnee) aad ku hayso dadka muslimiinta ah ee kula isticmaala websitekan. Waxaad u egtahay nin wax bartay, marka ma ii sheegi kartaa faa'iidada aad ka gaadhayso inaad xumayso ama aad aflagaadayso kitaabka ay aaminsanyihiin in ka badan 1 billion oo qof oo aduunka ku nool - mise waxaagu waa sida kan hada ku hantaataqaya waxaan gubayaa kitaabka Alle, hadhoowna doonaya inuu ka cabaado markii ruux xamaasadaysani uu falo fal kiisa u dhigma kasoo ay macquul tahay in uu abuuro ibtillo iyo halaag ay wax ku noqdaan masaakiin aanan waxba galabsanin. Caqliga saalixa ahi ma ogolla gardarada ee ka fiirso falkaaga, ummaduna waxay ku wanaagsan tahay inay ku wada socdaan qadarin iyo is maamuus ee taas mar walba xasuusnoow.
  21. Sakhar_The - Caafimaad illaahay ha ku siiyo, danbigaagana Allaha dhaafo. Allaha u naxariisto intii dhimatay, samir iyo iimaana Allaha ka siiyo dadkii ay ka tageen.
  22. Buurtii miiska miyaa waxa xaga danbe ka muuqata?