Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

priorities for may 2013

 

- new curtains for the living room (something fresh and stuff, you know)

- new work bag (the current one is a little too old, you know)

- a new iron (i'll have to have this imported)

- continuing the tolka meetings (with the view of dethroning my caqil uncle)

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

 

 

this is the official theme song of this thread. it will be played when i enter the thread. failure to observe the 2 mins silence, during the delayed postings of CANTARBAQASH and other such related forms of TROLLING from 'subjects,' upon Al's entrance, into his KINGDOM.....will be DESTRUCTIVE.

[Haatu]

oba hiloowlow;941309 wrote:

show ileen he's just teenager living in his mothers basement pretending to be in SL lmao

lol the funny thing is he's put me on the ignore list. He's still butt hurt about the thread I made I beg quote this so he sees :D

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;941375 wrote:

lol the funny thing is he's put me on the ignore list. He's still butt hurt about the thread I made

I beg quote this so he sees

:D

i can see you, Haatu! i have no reason to respond to your desperate pleas to get my attention. you're a worthless little i-door, walle. you made a highly offensive thread about my person, with the sole purpose of insulting and ruining my honour and i don't trust you, anymore. you're a judus...ee sida uula soco.

[Alpha Blondy]

ATTENTION ALL TROLLERs.

 

A PRESIDENTIAL ADDRESS.......

 

inaars'

 

it is with great pleasure to be here with y'all. in this inaugural speech, i've been presented with the difficult task of forming my cabinet. i have thought long and hard about creating a cabinet worthy of ensuring the continued success of this thread, as it enters, its third age. as we finish this second age, we've seen DARK EVIL FORCES enter our kingdom.... shatter our unity, interrupt our cordial relations. the plotting of those, who rejected my leadership has undeniable caused heinous internal divisions. we also saw these internal divisions permeate and seep deeply into the very heart of our Kingdom. that was then, but i'm now offering you the opportunity, to work together with your President to undertake the mammoth challenges that lies before us.

 

join me as we enter the third age with VIGOR and a RENEWED SENSE OF PURPOSE. i'm seeking your undying loyalty, your unreserved confidence in my ability to lead. i'm also opening the door to forge new friendships, partnerships of strengths.....built on the cordial and productive ties of this kingdom.

 

my government will consist of the following:

 

Vice-President: Cambuulo iyo bun

 

Minister of Commerce, Labour, Transport and Public Works: Nin-Yaban

Minister of civil aviation, post and telecommunications: Oba

Minister of defence: Xabad

Minister of education: Haatu

Minister of finance: Qansax

Minister of foreign affairs: Apo

Minister of Health: NGONGE

Minister of justice: Juxa

Minister of Interior: Inaadeero Arafat

Minister of information: SPoow

Minister of livestock, fisheries and agriculture:

Minister of presidency: Tallabo

Minister of Rural Development and Environment: Coofle

Minister of State planning: Reeyo

Minister of sports, culture and tourism - Wadani

Minister of water, mineral resources: Wyre

 

take you positions and duly perform your tasks with full CONVICTION. its your individual responsibility to present before me, your plans and objectives for your respective ministries.

 

God Bless!

 

President Alpha B.

[oba hiloowlow]

post and telecommunication? wtf? Al do i look like 0.5 to you nacalaa aniik

[Haatu]

lol Alpha, I knew my gimmick would work you little i.door scum Minister of education eh? not bad.

 

Apophis, a little misunderstanding, no more.

[Haatu]

oba hiloowlow;941407 wrote:

post and telecommunication? wtf? Al do i look like 0.5 to you nacalaa aniik

sit down you laangaab nobody

[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;941407 wrote:

post and telecommunication? wtf? Al do i look like 0.5 to you nacalaa aniik

wallahi, i will sack you, ma garatay? :mad:

 

inaar, the HAG has been downsized ee sida uula soco.

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;941372 wrote:

 

this is the official theme song of this thread. it will be played when i enter the thread. failure to observe the 2 mins silence, during the delayed postings of CANTARBAQASH and other such related forms of TROLLING from 'subjects,' upon Al's entrance, into his KINGDOM.....will be DESTRUCTIVE.

a polite reminder, if you will....

[Haatu]

Apophis;941412 wrote:

I'd recommend you for the FO job ya Haatu but you lack diplomatic training dee

Heh. War I managed to turn nearly everyone on this board against SOL's favourite son (still in appeasing mode ). If anything I'm overqualified but I'll leave it for simpletons like Oba

[oba hiloowlow]

shiid al if you don't make me vice-president walahi i will overthrow your little kacaan government a la USC style.............

[Alpha Blondy]

3,000

 

we did it guys.

 

when was the last time we were all here together?

 

Mashallah. the good days are before us, once more, forever, more...indeed.

[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;941419 wrote:

shiid al if you don't make me vice-president walahi i will overthrow your little kacaan government a la USC style.............

for goodness sakes! STOP conforming to stereotypes for once in your life and be productive like everyone else!

 

p.s - i've renounced the SNM to work for a better tomorrow, ma garatay? :mad:

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;941417 wrote:

Heh. War I managed to turn nearly everyone on this board against SOL's favourite son (still in appeasing mode

). If anything I'm overqualified but I'll leave it for simpletons like Oba

young haatu,

 

as eager as ever, ma istidhi?

 

what doesnt break you; makes you stronger...ma maqaashey? :cool: