Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

wyre;932252 wrote:

allow aan nalagu dirin gabar

Al and al's alter ego and Oba hilowlow

Wyre,

 

what's this about your former lover, inaar. walahi i was laughing out loud after your comments about being lovers with an French MILF who had a 6yr old son. man, you're nuts.

[oba hiloowlow]

wyre;932252 wrote:

allow aan nalagu dirin gabar

Al and al's alter ego and Oba hilowlow

sxb i am popular every parent want to give me gabar

[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;932243 wrote:

inan baa lagugu diray miyaa inaar. Alfa Mabruuk

loool@Oba,

 

Al would probably applaud your glad tidings and mabruuks but that's the stuff of fools, fools like Al. did i tell you about the time Al consulted me about marriage? anyways he followed my advise and his plans were ruined and he was heartbroken.

 

p.s - Al never talks about these things because he considers them a secret. as if such secrets exist!

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm out y'all.

 

big day tomorrow. lots to do. its not going to do itself, marka i've got to go and work like everyone else to earn my keep. although i'd love nothing better than just to do nothing but that can get a little boring sometimes. so....i have to go now and sleep. ok, bye y'all.

 

suckers!

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

p.s - Al's the one who works but i dictate how his dosh is spent.

[Haatu]

Alpha, just when are you going to get married? You're what 26/27? Do you want to be another Che?

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;932374 wrote:

Alpha, just when are you going to get married? You're what 26/27? Do you want to be another Che?

i couldn't possibly comment on my age nor on my potential marriage date. i'd hate to be a che, really.

[Haatu]

^^You sound like kevin Stacey in House of Cards But in all seriousness, the longer you delay --------> CHE.

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;932302 wrote:

i'm out y'all.

 

big day tomorrow. lots to do. its not going to do itself, marka i've got to go and work like everyone else to earn my keep. although i'd love nothing better than just to do nothing but that can get a little boring sometimes. so....i have to go now and sleep. ok, bye y'all.

 

suckers!

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

p.s - Al's the one who works but i dictate how his dosh is spent.

an excellent day, thus far.... 2/2 objectives completed. tomorrow is very important. planning my programme for the week ahead. i've got a very busy week haha....

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[oba hiloowlow]

i am an IDP in my own freaking house SMFDH

[Alpha Blondy]

Haatu;932383 wrote:

^^You sound like kevin Stacey in House of Cards

But in all seriousness, the longer you delay --------> CHE.

i was actually watching SO1EO6 of HoC last night, inaar. a bit slow this drama, ma istidhi? i'd hate to be a Che walahi. balding head and having to fap off to BDSM porn is a deadly combo, dee.

 

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[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;932387 wrote:

i am an IDP in my own freaking house SMFDH

typical reer mudug, ma istidhi?

 

so, inaar, bro, how exactly are you an IDP in your own freaking house, unless, of course, your house is big and spacious? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

Oba, i witness some reer SL officials calling some other Somalis IDPs. i died of laughter but there were right, inaar. SL, is after all an independent entity, albeit being, internationally unrecognised. kuu duuc reer SL.

 

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[oba hiloowlow]

there is a wave of unuka settlers from the UK who are occupying my home inaar i have taken refugee in the living room im freezing and im really uncomfortable. balaaya

[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;932390 wrote:

there is a wave of unuka settlers who are occupying my home inaar i have taken refugee in the living room. balaaya

typical bloody unuka, they should have made the living room aka the capital their first target. but i suppose other provincial key areas will satisfy their demands, for now. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

you've still got CONTROL of the Capital!!!!!....the key priority now is maintaining your dominance of the living room. don't surrender an inch, inaar. very soon they'll make a run for the living room, maybe around 6:30PM local Swedish time. so be ready to defend the capital, inaar.

 

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[oba hiloowlow]

Inaar the wave is too strong i think inaan guriga eedo isku dhiibi doono im waiting for the visa right now. bro walahi this shid is unacceptable ma is tiri?

[Alpha Blondy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@VISA

 

when has an unuka ever followed procedure anywhere? perhaps, the ones in Sweden are different and more civilised, ma istidhi?

 

take it bro. don't ask for permission, its yours, its ALL yours, somaha? but maybe internal HAG-centric dealings are different maalaha?

 

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