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Nin-Yaaban;886008 wrote:
ilahay haku caafiyo sxb.

mashallah brother nin yaban, thanks for your well-wishes. feeling slight better now. i have a bad flu and its getting worse. i don't know what else to do. there is nothing worse than being sick in somaliland. i took so many local medicines as the medicines i bought with me have all run out.

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Apophis;885617 wrote:
Alpha my buddy, I wanted to say goodbye. I won't be here anymore. I have enjoyed our interactions immensely. Keep SOL awake
:D

 

Goodbye also to my good buddy Oba.

 

Goodbye also to Ibti, the old man and Wyre the joker. It's been really fun knowing you.
:)

Apophis sad to see you go as they say everything good comes to an end sooner or later. Your are the kindest man I come across on this place with your patience of a buddha. Your positive presence, kindness and jokes will be missed. In your short stay you have left your mark. Good luck with your endeavours and take care.

 

Alpha Blondy;885999 wrote:
If y'all could see the state of me. i'm bedridden and very ill today. Please make dua for me and a speedy recovery.

Alpha get better soon inshallah it won't be anything serious. Have vitamin c rich foods (strawberries, citrus fruits, tomatoes, watermelon, kiwi etc) and take vitamin c supplements it will boost your immune system so you recover faster. Vitamin c prevents and cures you from the flu. Also drink alot of water so you don't get dehydrated while your sick it makes a difference in your recovery time.

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i'm feeling slightly better than yesterday and last night inaadeero arafat and his script.

 

i had this strange dream last night or i think it was a vision at 7:23am. i was married to two women and we indulged in a regular threesome action. what could this mean? does it confirm my haraam and concubines?

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Carafaat;886156 wrote:
Blue, what makes you think they have strawnberries and kiwi in Somaliland.
:D

Are you telling me they don't have strawberries and kiwis over there since you payed a visit there recently?

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today i met a very wise man. its not often you meet people who are wise in somaliland. this man was interesting and full of wisdom. i hope to see again soon i/s.

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Carafaat   

Alpha Blondy;886259 wrote:
i'm feeling slightly better than yesterday and last night inaadeero arafat and his script.

 

i had this strange dream last night or i think it was a vision at 7:23am. i was married to two women and we indulged in a regular threesome action. what could this mean? does it confirm my haraam and concubines?

I would guess you are just overly excited about marriage. :D

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i see! but one had the same body as my local ex......i don't know. i don't want to think about it!

 

speaking of marriage, i'm here with my bro, you remember the guy who was aggressive with you when you came to our house. well he's getting married next week inshallah. he came, he saw and he conquered. i'm amazed at the speed and intensity of this marriage. we're currently doing the guest list for the mehr and i'm quite enjoying deciding the fate of those who will attend and those undesirables who'll not be invited. LOL.

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Apophis   

By the grace of Hades and Anubis I've been sent back from the underworld. Alpha, your eulogy has moved the underworld Lords enough to give me a temporary lease of life on SOL.

 

I return for no other purpose than to frustrate the cantrabagash largesse of Che.

 

Ps: Biggie and Tupac are collaborating on a new album produced by Hades himself. It's dropping summer 2013.

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LOL@Apo,

 

my dearest friend, i was attending to matters of national importance when my maid who was working overtime on pressing F5 on the 'workstation' recognised your name - i've been homeschooling her these days and its already quiet difficult in differentiating B and P, i think its a common problem here as P don't exist in the Somaliland syllabub....anyways i was forced to leave the high level delegation i was casuumding and asked her to vacate the designated workstation at once, gesturing with my right index fingers. you know, it was one of those ''see it to believe it'' moments and what a moment it was....indeed. you've made my day with your return from the underworld and evil world.

 

welcome back a million times! forever more, my dearest of dear friends.

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