Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

afternoon,

 

i've been watching lawrence of arabia - my favourite film of all time since this morning....LOL....one has to keep himself fairly busy otherwise i'll get bored and thats not very nice dee.

 

how y'all doing and whats happenin in your various neck of the woods. how was your eid holz and what did y'all get up to.....

[Carafaat]

Eid was great. Went on a double date with a friend and two girls. I think a relationship could

come out of this.

[Alpha Blondy]

^ i hope you're not hurt Apo ......imagine that! the fight to the death between a squirrel she-cat and Apo.

[Alpha Blondy]

quite shockingly you haven't told of this great tragic!

 

how many camels did you pay to the pet owner. i understand british pet owners are very fond of their pets.

[Alpha Blondy]

mate, i hear the infamous Adams cadaan gangster family live in staines, did you run over their rottweiler. anyways what were you doing there?

[Alpha Blondy]

my best friend has come back from europe. i'm so excited to see him. there i was sitting and then my phone rings and its him LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. its pure madness.

[Alpha Blondy]

^ thanks apo,

 

its offically jeudi soir and i'm chilling and enjoying my weekend. at approx 10pm i'll be going to wedding. another member of our elite circle of future leaders and so-called somaliland advocates is tying the knot, as it were. he's married a local girl and i'll be going along to pose for the photos. i mean why not? i'm not one to refuse any photo opp LOL. but on a serious note - going there to check for a future wife. i hope i'm fortunate enough tonight to find a good woman. these days its rare to find a good woman. you know they say ''behind every successful man - there are a pack of haters.....LOOOOOOOOL.....kidding.....- is a woman of patience, encouragement and dedication.''

[Alpha Blondy]

lol@Apo,

 

what fun? do you really think i want to go......? i hate social events and get claustrophobic in crowded spaces LOL.

[Alpha Blondy]

lol@Apo,

 

“i need to find myself a maize-based snack, i'll be right back.” has got me out of so many difficult situations.

 

Apo, you don't show artificial displays of emotions on matters pertaining to heart ? is your heart dead?

[Alpha Blondy]

and godless too? have you had a heartomy? your dry sense of humour is opportunistic, vicious and cold. 'm sorry, i didnt mean to dissect and slice open your inner person and presents my finds LOL.

[Nin-Yaaban]

AP, sxb shaqada kawaran?

[wyre]

Alpha Blondy;884981 wrote:

and godless too? have you had a heartomy? your dry sense of humour is opportunistic, vicious and cold. 'm sorry, i didnt mean to dissect and slice open your inner person and presents my finds LOL.

he is got a God waryaa, He became muslim

Sometime back I saw him preaching Islam

I was about to call him sheikh aphopis

[Nin-Yaaban]

Apophis;884986 wrote:

^^could you be more vague:D

The ministerial job, Duh!

[wyre]

Apophis;884996 wrote:

You may yet call me that but please, I prefer Imam Apophis, sheikh is too everyday name

Ok imaam aphopis

[Nin-Yaaban]

Apophis;884997 wrote:

I meant the name. AB= Alpha Blondy, AP= Apophis; feel me?

Sorry 'bout that. You ever seen AB videos from back in the day 'bout the 'Youf in London'?