OG Moti Posted February 5, 2004 Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ? PLease Read Carefully We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 _________________________________________________ Then: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%. ______________________________________________ K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% ______________________________________________ But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% ______________________________________________ And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% ______________________________________________ So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullsshit will take you over the top. But look how far asss kissing will take you. A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%. ______________________________________________ So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you. P E A C E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted February 5, 2004 Aahahah, That's funny. I'll keep it in mind. I always wondered how my parents want me to get over 100%. Now I can, by bullshitting. .:peace n luv:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScarFace Posted February 5, 2004 OG MOTI that was funny man diamond_princess hahahahah jokeraaad well well next tyme someone tells me yu have to give over 100% to achhieve someting I WILL START BULLSHYTING.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality Check Posted February 5, 2004 How about I give you 103%? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG_Girl Posted February 5, 2004 Moti , that was good but no wonder warlords refusing our people live in peace coz word P E A C E only worths 27%. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted February 5, 2004 dat is damn funny,asskissing took more percentage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted February 5, 2004 Shoot, and to think I've been going about it the hard way. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted February 6, 2004 OG girl .. smart girl.. .. i want to do 118% but i dont like asskissing, walahi this is how it goes where i work in Asia... those who asskiss the boss always get promoted and the justification is they work way over 100%... and as being somali who works too much extremly too much cause we do it not for the money but for the work itself .. he tells me u working hard and i kind of feel he is saying 98%... so bulshitting and assskissing are the only two means to get u to the top.. u have the choice.. i know as somalis none of u will choose any of these two choices, that is why u dont see any somali in high positions... peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted February 6, 2004 that is why u dont see any somali in high positions... Don't you think that's generalizing? Although you don't see many Somali's with high positions don't mean there are none. .:peace n luv:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted February 7, 2004 diamond princess - sister i didnt say i didnt see somali with high position cause i am one already, and beside i am self declaired Human rights activist and well known in Areas of such needs.. my point is not many and generalization is appropiate where majority doesnt exist, beside when u want to say most of something .. it is as saying all... anyway peace human rights is important kudadaala.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted February 7, 2004 It's alright, I know where you're coming from. But don't worry all that is about to change! .:peace n luv:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted February 7, 2004 well! we call our boss dapper! and may i remaind u what a dapper is full! so if u wanna kiss that be my guest! cuz, that will surely leave some aweful ur in your smell!! :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted February 11, 2004 lol...loved it, it made for a good laugh. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted February 13, 2004 lool OG_MOTI that was good, I liked it. 4some reason I enjoy ur topics! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted February 16, 2004 A million Thanx to dear Caramel_kisses, i do enjoy your topics as well.. keep it coming .. and keep putting a smile in my face... peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
