Salaan... Aqiyareey, amaa na casuumeysiin? Wax karis maka bixi karno nooh haddaa dhalin yaro nahney ee casuumaad sharaf noo sameeya. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Najma: See camal? Wax aa jira nooh oo iska fiiris lee ma'aha meshaan. Waxaasna wax kamid ah aa 'aboosto' eh oo isku dhacaayo ee marka farax hee. Wax fiican aaba kuugu yalee. Barwaaqo: LoL. Maxaana. Mid aa gantaalahaa hadda kahor taabtey miyaa adoo green light siinin? Ka qaleey hee. And it is not only the guys who do that. Some girls also do that. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... ﷲ What do you think of this one? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... ﷲ What do you think of this one? ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... And I was invited into this room, ehe? Well, certainly the NOTICE sign didn't say Ladies Only. And it certainly, too, didn't say Ladies for Ladies. So, I am in now. What one thing it is so indispensable and yet so quintessential I want from a fine sister to be? Shactiroolad. She must have this quality. No, no, I don't mean she must be Awkoombe, what I mean is that she must at least have a sense of humour. Or a humour with sense. Both ways, yes; and it will be hokey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... C/nuur: Noo. You are not repeating yourself. Xijaab is fine. But, some sisters took and understood only that xijaab should be intended to cover up only their hair. No. It wasn't intended xijaab to be like this. These days you see a sister with xijaab covering her hair, and with this same sister, you will see, is wearing a tight pant and shirt. What is this? Your gantaalo is exploding over from your tight shirt, not enough to cover them while you covered your hair. This was not what xijaab was intended for. You know, in my opinion, the best ideal of xijaab is really the way Soomaali women dress in back home. Guntiino, garbasaar, googarad, sifaleeti, garees, a not revealing dirac, or shuko. This really works. But, a xijaab with a pant that is so...well. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Jibriil: What is with the shallow word? You are using this word too much. Naga daa yaqeey. And what topics are you referring to that should come the admins' attention. I hand't seen any topics that is bad. The only topic that seemed a bad subject was the one initiated by Ninxun, and that was closed days ago. _________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Najma: Heeeeeey. Do not even try to break that sun glasses. It is a brand name. And certainly, it is in the top of the brand names. Armani. And does that sound a ring? See, I looked at you in a cool way, unlike jaamac's way. But, now you noticed, I have to double wear two sun glasses from now on. The other was not that dark enough. And do you know why older folks look at you? Because they do love your tiyiso. If you only know what that means. Sorry we cannot explain it nor are we in the position to translate. And no, that word is not in your average qamuus. __________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Hibooy: Allaheey Alla. Minneapolis aah. Maku jiri ani. Mahaas canbuulo ma u imaanaayi ee wax kale ma sheegtidoo hee. Ar inaay beentey waaye ee arlaadaas waa usoo socdaa ee adi lakiin birimo, sugunto, teerso tembo waa nugu xusee ma'ahoo? Ar saas dheh yaqeey ariirta. Birimo tembo qamadi waaye; sugunto tembana babaay waaye; teersana waxaa waaye koostar. Calool xanuun kafaayo aa la raadsanaa nooh. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Hibo: Soomaali gabeey iska dhafee, geeraar ay kuu tumee. Soomaali wax unique ah ay aduunkaan ubadi dadkooda laheen ay leedahay. Waxaas oo ah qof walba oo Soomaali eh wuxuu yaqanaa siyaasad iyo gabeey see ahaato bo ha ahatee waa jacbursanaa. Habeenkii xalay tagey waaye inuu jaamac ama faarax ama caasha ama istaahil aa ka maqashid ma aqaano. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Unikis: Do not miss this opportunity offered by Hibo. Com' on. Or may I go for you? Just a representive from you would be fine, I believe. Hibo, anina qaabilaada waa ku jiraa ma'ahoo? Eeh, naga daa hee. Casuumada Unikis kaliya lee miyaa. Garabeeshin aas ka socoto ma'ahoo mahaan. Bas waaye ani canbuuladeey aas iskaga noqohaa hee, iyadaaba abal jig iyo jug igu dhaheysay nooh. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Najma: Ever wonder why only older folks stare at you directly. There must be something and that thing really attributed their unbelievable and extraordinary staring. Let me stare at you too, but in a cool way, not to be seen by your scary eyes. This sun glasses will keep me in check and I would stare any object unnoticed. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Hibo: One small step for today, one giant step for tomorrow. See camal. Valentinena shimee bilaabatey bo? Naga daa yaqee. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... What is wrong with Xamareeto? What is wrong with Faqash? Oooh, God. We are still on QABIIL-QUB-QASHIN-QAC-QAFAAL-QAB-QABLE-QALOOC-QURAC-QARAABISTE-QAACIN-QAM-QAMAARLE-QORI. Meshaan lee maa ku jireynaa. Ar Soomaaliyaa. Ar see camal. Shimee laga baxaa saan. Hebeloow aas Faqash eh. Hebeloow aas Qaldaan eh. Hebeloow aas Eelaay eh. Hebeloow aas Xayoow eh. Hebeloow aas Midgaan eh. Hebeloow aas Mooryaan eh. Hebeloow aas Jareer eh. Hebeloow aas Boon eh. Hebeloow aas Bajuun eh. Hebeloow aas Habar-Jini eh. Heblaayo aas Inan-Qac eh. See camal hee. Ar saan kadareey waaye. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... So-So-Sisoow: You mean the kacaan songs. Praises of Jaale Siyaad. Hokey labadaan lee kuu xasuusta: Guulwadoow Siyaad, Aabihii Garashada, geyga Yagoo. Ha-Ha-Ha. Aabihii Dalkoow: Siyaad. Aabihii Ummadoow: Siyaad. Siyaad, Siyaad, Siyaad. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... So-So-Sisoow: You mean the kacaan songs. Praises of Jaale Siyaad. Hokey labadaan lee kuu xasuusta: Guulwadoow Siyaad, Aabihii Garashada, geyga Yagoo. Ha-Ha-Ha. Aabihii Dalkoow: Siyaad. Aabihii Ummadoow: Siyaad. Siyaad, Siyaad, Siyaad. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... So-So-Sisoow: You mean the kacaan songs. Praises of Jaale Siyaad. Hokey labadaan lee kuu xasuusta: Guulwadoow Siyaad, Aabihii Garashada, geyga Yagoo. Ha-Ha-Ha. Aabihii Dalkoow: Siyaad. Aabihii Ummadoow: Siyaad. Siyaad, Siyaad, Siyaad. _____________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiq!!!! Tan maka caraf badnoo hee? Ar sheeko qosol waaye. Aboosto dheh yaqeey. _______________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Silent-Guy: Diish Qaam. LoL. Ar maxaa isoo xasuusisay hee ereygaas. LoL. Ar maxaa la dhigtay. LooooL. Qoleey aah. LoL. Ar koo duqoow oo Baaygaduud aas qabi jirnay nooh oo walaahi xariif ahaa. Ar maxaa qoleey 'dool' eh la tifay oo la qabtey. Iyaah, qoleey shukaansanaayo suu dhihi jiray hee. Waq Waq, Kurukukoo. LoL. Saas ma'ahenoo? Bugle, Imbili, Boojo, Baliil iyo dhamaan ciyaarihii kale bo. Ar maxaa Xamar xiiso lahayd. Runtii wax boring la dhaho maleh nooh. Ilahoo nabadeey dalkeena: Amiiiiiiiiin!! Maxamedoow: Kan loogu hadlo waqooyi galbeed af-soomaali dhab waaye miyaa? Saas adi maku soo gababeyninoo hee? Marka hadaa saas aaminsantahay micnaheed ma'ahoo in Soomaaligaas uu ka fiican yahey lahjadaha kale oo looga hadlo meelaha kale ee Soomaaliya? Run maa la isku sheega mise been. Ani maku dhahaayi af-soomaali master aan ku ahay, lakiin af-soomaaligeey si fiican waa u aqanaa. Adi hadii keyga fahmi weyso xoog ma'aha hee, duqa. Kaagabo mar mar mala fahmaayo lakiin ani ma dhahaayi adi af-soomaali ma taqaanid. Ninba afkiis iyo lahjadiis. Xoog majiro. Teeda kale maay-maay hada lee maqashey miyaa? Fiiri hee tan waxee kuu sheege in aa meel kooban oo buur eh ku jiri jirtay. See camal waligaa awal lahjada maay-maay ma maqlin miyaa? Lahjadaas oo loogu hadlo dhul weyn oo Soomaaliya kamid ah. Xataa magaalada Xamar aa loogu hadlaa. Fanaaniinta Xasan Aaden Samatar iyo Shimaali Axmed Shimaali weyba ku hesaan oo caan ay ku yihiin heesahooda maay-maayga ah. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Silent-Guy: Diish Qaam. LoL. Ar maxaa isoo xasuusisay hee ereygaas. LoL. Ar maxaa la dhigtay. LooooL. Qoleey aah. LoL. Ar koo duqoow oo Baaygaduud aas qabi jirnay nooh oo walaahi xariif ahaa. Ar maxaa qoleey 'dool' eh la tifay oo la qabtey. Iyaah, qoleey shukaansanaayo suu dhihi jiray hee. Waq Waq, Kurukukoo. LoL. Saas ma'ahenoo? Bugle, Imbili, Boojo, Baliil iyo dhamaan ciyaarihii kale bo. Ar maxaa Xamar xiiso lahayd. Runtii wax boring la dhaho maleh nooh. Ilahoo nabadeey dalkeena: Amiiiiiiiiin!! Maxamedoow: Kan loogu hadlo waqooyi galbeed af-soomaali dhab waaye miyaa? Saas adi maku soo gababeyninoo hee? Marka hadaa saas aaminsantahay micnaheed ma'ahoo in Soomaaligaas uu ka fiican yahey lahjadaha kale oo looga hadlo meelaha kale ee Soomaaliya? Run maa la isku sheega mise been. Ani maku dhahaayi af-soomaali master aan ku ahay, lakiin af-soomaaligeey si fiican waa u aqanaa. Adi hadii keyga fahmi weyso xoog ma'aha hee, duqa. Kaagabo mar mar mala fahmaayo lakiin ani ma dhahaayi adi af-soomaali ma taqaanid. Ninba afkiis iyo lahjadiis. Xoog majiro. Teeda kale maay-maay hada lee maqashey miyaa? Fiiri hee tan waxee kuu sheege in aa meel kooban oo buur eh ku jiri jirtay. See camal waligaa awal lahjada maay-maay ma maqlin miyaa? Lahjadaas oo loogu hadlo dhul weyn oo Soomaaliya kamid ah. Xataa magaalada Xamar aa loogu hadlaa. Fanaaniinta Xasan Aaden Samatar iyo Shimaali Axmed Shimaali weyba ku hesaan oo caan ay ku yihiin heesahooda maay-maayga ah. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Silent-Guy: Diish Qaam. LoL. Ar maxaa isoo xasuusisay hee ereygaas. LoL. Ar maxaa la dhigtay. LooooL. Qoleey aah. LoL. Ar koo duqoow oo Baaygaduud aas qabi jirnay nooh oo walaahi xariif ahaa. Ar maxaa qoleey 'dool' eh la tifay oo la qabtey. Iyaah, qoleey shukaansanaayo suu dhihi jiray hee. Waq Waq, Kurukukoo. LoL. Saas ma'ahenoo? Bugle, Imbili, Boojo, Baliil iyo dhamaan ciyaarihii kale bo. Ar maxaa Xamar xiiso lahayd. Runtii wax boring la dhaho maleh nooh. Ilahoo nabadeey dalkeena: Amiiiiiiiiin!! Maxamedoow: Kan loogu hadlo waqooyi galbeed af-soomaali dhab waaye miyaa? Saas adi maku soo gababeyninoo hee? Marka hadaa saas aaminsantahay micnaheed ma'ahoo in Soomaaligaas uu ka fiican yahey lahjadaha kale oo looga hadlo meelaha kale ee Soomaaliya? Run maa la isku sheega mise been. Ani maku dhahaayi af-soomaali master aan ku ahay, lakiin af-soomaaligeey si fiican waa u aqanaa. Adi hadii keyga fahmi weyso xoog ma'aha hee, duqa. Kaagabo mar mar mala fahmaayo lakiin ani ma dhahaayi adi af-soomaali ma taqaanid. Ninba afkiis iyo lahjadiis. Xoog majiro. Teeda kale maay-maay hada lee maqashey miyaa? Fiiri hee tan waxee kuu sheege in aa meel kooban oo buur eh ku jiri jirtay. See camal waligaa awal lahjada maay-maay ma maqlin miyaa? Lahjadaas oo loogu hadlo dhul weyn oo Soomaaliya kamid ah. Xataa magaalada Xamar aa loogu hadlaa. Fanaaniinta Xasan Aaden Samatar iyo Shimaali Axmed Shimaali weyba ku hesaan oo caan ay ku yihiin heesahooda maay-maayga ah. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Oblivion and Nova: Idinkaa mudan. Maxamedoow: Yaa kuu sheegey inuu adi mise kan loogu hadlo waqooyi galbeed uu ka saxsan yahey af-soomaaliga kale. Iyaah. Kaas lee af-soomaali dhab ah miyaa? Ar see camal. Ninba Soomaaligiis aa la saxsan. Ama kaaga u malee ama kan u malee. Dhab waaye. Marka naga qalee hee duqa. Hadii fahantid, good for you. If not, then what can we do. Next. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Oblivion and Nova: Idinkaa mudan. Maxamedoow: Yaa kuu sheegey inuu adi mise kan loogu hadlo waqooyi galbeed uu ka saxsan yahey af-soomaaliga kale. Iyaah. Kaas lee af-soomaali dhab ah miyaa? Ar see camal. Ninba Soomaaligiis aa la saxsan. Ama kaaga u malee ama kan u malee. Dhab waaye. Marka naga qalee hee duqa. Hadii fahantid, good for you. If not, then what can we do. Next. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Oblivion and Nova: Idinkaa mudan. Maxamedoow: Yaa kuu sheegey inuu adi mise kan loogu hadlo waqooyi galbeed uu ka saxsan yahey af-soomaaliga kale. Iyaah. Kaas lee af-soomaali dhab ah miyaa? Ar see camal. Ninba Soomaaligiis aa la saxsan. Ama kaaga u malee ama kan u malee. Dhab waaye. Marka naga qalee hee duqa. Hadii fahantid, good for you. If not, then what can we do. Next. ________________ Macsalaama!!

Salaan... Ismahaaneey: Mahad Alla!!!!!!!! _____________ Macsalaama!!