No body __________________ Simple minds seeing simple things. But I don't know whether we are more simpler-minded than they are since they have a point--we, unfortunately, put ourselves in this snake pit, and still have to find and learn a way out.

Gentlemen, hala iska kala roonaado and hala isku xishoodo, baliis. Calling one another 'dhoocil' iyo wixii lamid ah is out of character, unnecessary, and it therefore degrades the intregrity of this site we all enjoy. For further reference, it won't be tolerated.

Sareeye Guute, I thought Guddoomiyaha Baarlamaanka Shariif Xasan Sheekh Aadan was in Ontario, too; I thought that a full warbixin ayaa naga soo gaarsiin lahayd, since you cared about Dowlada and its vital existence to us. See camal, saan fair ma'aha nooh. Sareeye Guute, ileen waxaan aa socday aa diideysay. Micno maleh, dowladii ee ku wada jiraan ee ku faraxsanoow, see waaye. Laakiin ha nixin.

Originally posted by Naku Penda Piya: Yonis: Xaat la calaacalaydaa? Inaay Bishaaro, shimee carab gajo noqotayna? Yaaya, muhu mihii ma'aha.

Ilaahayoow, adigaa waaxid eh. Hadee qabqabliyaasha saan ku noolaan lahayeen maxaa ku faraxsanaan lahaa. Nasiibxumo dadkii Soomaaliya usoo halgamay, oo wax walba u huray maanta qashin qub haku qaraabtaan. Eeboow, adigaa caadil eh, ummadaada dhibaateysan u gargaar. Yaa ogaada wadamada qaarkood ereyga "veteran" qof markii lagu sheego markee maqlaan waa u istaagaan qofkaas, xishmad heerkaas ee ugu qabaan dad wadankooda usoo halgamay, anagana we treat ours like this. Yaa Rabiyoow Raxmaan!

Salaan saaxiib. Runtii xasuus weyn waaye, qaas ahaan marxab, marxab yaa ramadaan iyo soorta la cunaayo, hadee subag tahay, sax.... Maxaa heesahaas (are they heeso horta?) socdo banaanka naloo bixiye oo nala dhahay ma soomadiin socda banaanka aada, banaankii oo cidlo eh oo qofna socon kushineeto iyo garaangar ku wad wadno wixii ciyaal baxa lasoo wada dhahay dadka ha dhibina. Soon walaahi wadankaaga uu sharaf ku lee yahay. Markee the whole family iska soo hor fariistaan, oo miinshaarida, qaxwada, malawaxa, sanbuus, burka, isbarmuutada barafka wadato, shaahii dhabta ahaa. Kaas ayaa soon ahaa, runtii, inta kale been. Marka afurka dhamaadana banaanka loo soo wada bixi jiray, magaalo markaas shidnaan jirtay. Biibitooyinka lasoo wada fariisan jiray, kii dublad ciyaaraayo ha ciyaaro, kii turub ciyaaraayo ha ciyaaro, kii taraawiix aadaayo ha aado. Xaraarad iga dheh. Hadana mala sugi karin maalinta ciida, shaati cusub, surwaal cusub, kaba cusub, balaayo oo dhan cusub carwada Iidka laga soo gaday. Shilimaanta qaraabada bixiyaan laga dhargaayo. Waayo waayo, walaahi.

Tanoo kalena waa inoo dhimaneed. R a'iisul wasaare Geeddi wuu tukadaa Kheyr ALLAHA siiyee, Laakiin madaxweyne C/llaahi Yuusuf in uusan tukan baan maqlay, qof aanan tukan haddii lagu daba feylana waa qasaaro." Yuusuf Indhacadde _________________ Laakiin qofkii tukado, oo soomo, oo xajka aado oo waxaas oo dhan ku nool wax iyo dhul dadka rayidka eh xoogooda ku shaqeysteen laga soo xoogay, oo "canshuur" iyo wax kale loogu magac daray, marka amee diintaas mid kale tahay. Ha tukado mise yuu tukan (none of our business, waa mid ee reer seef labood hilmaamaan), C/llaahi Yuusuf, as power hungry as he is, at least, doesn't bother and occupy at whim an unarmed, peaceful native locals dhulkooda loogu yimid.

Salaan... In an ideal world, yes. In anarchic world of Soomaalis, no. Shariifka doesn't know exactly what his job requires and demands, just as C/llaahi Yuusuf Axmed and Max'ed Cali Geedi don't. Some xildhaabo don't even realize whether we have a presidential form of government as opposed to parliamentary government or semi-presidential government or semi-constitutional monarchy.

Madaxweynihii ugu horeeyey Jamhuuriyada Soomaaliya Aadan Cabdulle Cusmaan (Aadan Cadde) wuxuu ka mid ahaa Madaxweynayaashii soo marey Qaaradan Afrika kuwaada si weyn loo qadariyo, waxaana lagu xusuustaa Aadan Cadde sidii shariifka aheyd ee uu dagey Kursiga, iyadoo loo aqoonsadey Madaxweynihii ugu horeeyey ee Afrikaan ah oo si Dimuqraadi ah uga dega xilika Madaxweynenimada. If Soomaaliya can produce Aadan Cadde regardless of which era, I still have faith in our nation and people, particularly in a trying age of despair and hopelessness that is so palpable today. Eebe ha caafiyo our nation's father, Aadan Cadde. The only Soomaali siyaasi no body, ever, I heard say anything negative against how he ruled our nation for a seven formidable years. That itself says something about his personality.

Salaan... Wiilka, err Wiilo, haye soo noqosho wacan. Mac macaankii ( ) makuu dhamaaday? Todobaadkii ma laga soo neefsaday? It's wonderful life to be in walaahi. Ka baxa single life-ka. Laakiin manoo sheegi kartaa guurnimo maxee 'wonderful life' ku tahay, ka ahayn "mac macaanka" aan soo sheegay, waana mid saas u loogu bogi doonin, oo xiisihiisaba waa maalmo. Haduu guur balaayadaas 'wonderful life' ahaan lahaa, singal maadar iyo heblaayo/hebel ayaa la furay ma maqli lahayn. Heestaan Hobollada Sheego soo saartay ma maqashay, oo inta ee heesta bilaaban laba Caasho aa sheekeysanaayo, hadalkaan aa dhexmaray: Muxubo: Haye, Maano. Maano: Haa, Muxubo. Muxubo: War aan ku siiyo. Maano: Maxaa heysaana? Muxubo: Macalinka maanta maradiis banaanka u dhigay, moosna waa ku taraaraxay maka heshay maahinoo? Maano: Macbuudkoo!! Muxubo: Walaahiiii!!

Originally posted by General Duke: ^^^ When I get a eaction like that. It makes my job worth while. At least Somalilandesr are getting to know exotic locations like Jowhar, Xuddur, Balcad names like, Geedi, Qaynyare, Jurrile, Mayow Tasiyow, Cade Gabowe. While keeping an eye on the progress of familiar folks like, Suudi Yallaxow, Morgan, Presidnet Yusuf YEY... I see it more like educating rather than propoganda alone.. I agree.

I was reading the Toronto Star as usual the other day when, on their opinion page, I came across this piece. The very first and second paragraphs had these sentences: A friend of mine spent six months as a student teacher last year at a Toronto inner-city school. The student population in the school, from Junior Kindergarten through to Grade 8, is predominantly black. One of the first pieces of advice her host teacher shared with my friend was not to waste too much time on the Jamaican kids because they'd never amount to anything and most would likely end up in jail anyways. As for the Somali students, she was told, it was likely "inbreeding" that accounted for their "total lack of intelligence." This immediately revolted and dismayed me unexpectedly. I never in my entire life heard that Soomaalis inbred that much or that we "lacked intelligence." I immediately scrolled down to see if the author, who was Jamaican, had an email and try to inquire further, even though she didn't exactly harboured those thoughts since she was only trying to quote a friend who was a supply teacher in a new school when another teacher confided her to those racist thoughts. The rest of article doesn't regard Soomaalis specifically, for it advocates black-only schools in Ontario.

Salaan... Kikikikiki. Jecliyaa!! (Tuujiye ereygiis). Kii quuq keeno, fuustada ku quful. Kii quf keeno, barmiilka ku qataar. Kii wir keeno, baafka ku dabool. Kii kir keeno, tanaka u dhig. Kii baryo keeno, hoo budka. Kii aboo-aboo lasoo shirtago, hoo shaaftada. Hoo sabaaxada. Caro maanyo sii. Ka cabso kaaba laadarka Salaamasee. Ka cabso taraafikada firimbiga loo dhiibay. Jecliyaa!!! No more maskiin nor macruuf nor akhiyaar nor shariifnimo. Officially taking the title, not name, Jinoole-aw-Jacburis, nom de guerre Xaaji-Xuux-XaaX. Intaas introduction ee ahayd oo booto ka buuxdo, of course. Waa mahadsantihiin akhiyaarta dhamaan. Laakiin seriously Soomaali kii dhexdhexaadiyo eediis ma yaro.

Originally posted by Gediid: quote:Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: I assume you are not familiar with Soomaali culture. Most Soomaalis do not go to club and those few who do won't flaunt it, especially on here, dear. Welkam to the forum. Do u honestly want us to blv that you have never seen the inside of a club back in your day,swayed your hips to Kool n the Gangs Tonite,held hands under the moon with the sound of Joanna blaring from you old 124,scrippled the lyrics of shes fresh on ur womans notebook...Come on odey I'm sure you have had ur day in the sun,let the young sister have hers...... Hey If it was upto me I would not only point her in the rite direction but I would show her where its popping... Of course, back in the day at Curuba and swinging with Shimaali's songs, I don't consider those to be "clubbing," mind you. Seriously, waraa, I wasn't even that geesi (ciyaal maamo birimo, sugunto, iyo teerso waliba) enough to venture past Dabka to the West and Suuqa Bakaaraha to the East. Those were my neighbourly boundaries as far as I could go, adigana club aan aadi jiray ayaaba i leedahay.

Salaan... Shyness (xishoodnimo) is one of the most underrated human traits. It is a personal virtue most people overlook. Being and having a moderate shyness in your character is a gift, and one should be thankful for that.

Salaan... The ridiculousness and ludicrousness of this world is getting more and more absurd and alarming. O slo's trendy Grünerløkka district has just opened the first oxygen bar in Norway, where patrons can relax and buy a session of exceptionally fresh air Pust (Breath) Oksygenbar" is the region's first, and serves up 92% pure oxygen, with or without added aromas. "People are just too stressed and they don't even take the time to breathe," said Pust co-founder Aleksander Herresthal. "Here they get the opportunity to relax and do nothing but breathe. The effect of 20 minutes of oxygen on people varies, but most feel refreshed and more energetic," Herrestal said Sii aqriso

Xuseen Maxamed Faarax Caydiid, waxaa dhalay Janankii sida weyn loo jeclaa ilaahay naxariistii janno ha siiyee, kursiga uu ka geeriyooday jananku waxaa dul qotomiyay Xuseen First paragraph waxaas ayaa ku qoran. Yep. "Janankii sida weyn loo jeclaa." Laakiin yaa jeclaa, ma bini aaden mise...? And what kursi uu ka tagay? Qofka waxaas qoray camal ayaa wali nagu dhex jiro. It makes me sick.

Salaan... He is no longer ganeey nooh. Ar muxuu necbaa ganeeynimo, though. He studied dentistry nooh, so marka first thing he did was iligiis ayuuba iska badalay. Waa laguugu salaamaa, Baashi marax ayaa kusoo salaamaayi aan dhahaa.

I assume you are not familiar with Soomaali culture. Most Soomaalis do not go to club and those few who do won't flaunt it, especially on here, dear. Welkam to the forum.

Originally posted by Camel Milk: Minnesota is all for Abduallhi Yusuf Sharif Hassan wants to go there he is risking his life. Minnesota is where the real Somalians are. Minnesota maantana waxee noqotay miyaa Bari? Yaab iyo nuskeeda. Perhaps since there is no such thing or people called "Somalians," then we assume the foresaid "real" Soomaalis are in Minnesota proper, who are just that--Soomaalis composed of every way of life, stripe and political (read: clan) affiliation.

So, where are the pictures, Gabarta isku dhaceyso? I've never seen a photo of Naaso Caanood, marka meeshaas na tusi sawirkooda, koleey bus iyo boor lee kasoo horeeyo yaa ogaado.

Salaan... Baashi, war makuu haayi laakiin saaxiibkaa ayaa maalin dhawayd website ku arkay. Widaaygaa suu isku badalay fiiri. Ma xasuusataa suu u ekaa horta?

Originally posted by Raage: 6:40am--i head towards the shower... 6:55am--come out of the shower brush teeth, wash face... What is this? Qabees daanyeeer? My average qabees--and it isn't a bath--takes at least 35 minutes minimum and one hour maximum. I ain't a girl either. Yours seems like the old qabees one caag biyo la isku shub shubi jiray.

Salaan... Is she available, waraa? She looks, umm, iiga soo waran yaaqeey if she is... U sheeg, igaarkoo aa ku raadinaaye ku dheh.

Dawlad goboleedka Puntland waxay caalamka u caddayneysaa in aysan cidna marti ugu ahayn horumarinta dadkeeda iyo dalkeeda. Buntilaan maanta dal mee noqotay? Mise micnaha "dal" ayaa u gooye qofkii qoray war saxaafadeedkaas. Horumarinta dadkeeda qof diidan ayaa iska yar, laakiin horumarinta "dalkeeda" waa mid Soomaali dhan u taalo. Hadee Soomaaliya ka go'deyna that is another story and should absolutely care about their "dal," whatever and wherever it is.