Originally posted by NinaNC: J waaye. Sax? Weli waa la habeyn karaa wax dhib ah ma leh jidadka iyo sarahaas dudumey ee nabad ayuunba loo baahan yahay. J ma'aha, waa S. Kaftan. Waala heshay. Igaarka iga koreeyo Suuqa Xoolaha iyo Wardhiigleey isku meel ka dhigay. Ar Xamar maxaa kooyto lagu ahaa.

First of all, salaams to you all. SOLers who participate on this section, a few words of reminder. Lately it became a fashionable to abbreviate clan names to their respective first letters that a clan begins with, hence qabiil Jaajuumoow in loo qoro "J-block." This absolutely and deliberately breaks the site's rules. Remember, again, lest you haven't read what you had signed on, naming clan names are absolutely not allowed. Neither writing a simple letter to stand or indicate a clan name is allowed. Inta la dulqaadan karo waala dulqaatay ee fadlan ka joojiya deliberately breaking the site's rules. The rules worked for the last nine years fine, and it is here to stay. We Moderators came here to chill and relax, not daba socono your threads and posts daily, editing and re-editing. If you are enjoying that, heed this: It won't be edited hence -- the posts and threads that contain a single "whatever-Block" will be gone. Shaqo idinka ma idinka dhigan karnee. Thank you for all your understandings. We still would like to keep the credibility, cleanliness of the site and its members. This topic will be featured in the next few days on the top for your benefit.

Meesha waa Afrikaan Filaj suu Geelle noo sheegay. I can't believe Ninac iyo Maadeey waa garan waayeen. Haatu, ebidkaa Xamar ma aragtay horta? Xamarbille kulahaa. Xamarbille ma taqaan horta? No sheeg xaafadaha ku dhex yaali jiray qaarkood. Haddaa sheegtid laba xaafad ka mid ahayd baaquli soor ugaali ah aa laguu diyaarinaa. Ninac, meesha saa ku qiyaasaaye ee noqotay hee, yacni waxaa ka wadaa meesha Shabeelle waaye markaa kulahaa. Boggagii hore lasoo mooday ku qoray saas. Bankiga Ganacsiga Shabeelle uu ku yaalay, agagaarkaas dhan berisamaadkii waxaa la dhihi jiray Shabeelle, waa meesha Xamar ugu bilicsanayd. Geelle, waa kanaa masaajidka Arbacrukun aad raadineysay pre-civil war. Bankiga Ganacsiga ee Ninac ka hadleyso inay tahay sartaas cad bidixda kaa qabaneyso jeclahay, ma hubi Bankiga Dhexe iyo midka Ganacsiga sartaas midee tahay. ______________________ Sartaan magaca ku qoran kan ugu horeeyo xarafka uu ka bilowdo ka maqan yaa sheegi karo? Waa su'aal sahlan and another helpful hint: He was one of the richest men in Xamar back then. Maba ogeyn sar uu leeyahay in uu iskugu magacdaray ninkaas. Kaliya ogaa in uu lahaa ileen tana asagaa lahaa. Cajalkaas Savoy Centre ka muuqdo waa meesha u dhow hadda meeshaa ka hadleyno iyo see u ekaatay hadda.

Naasir, oraahdaas adaa iska camiratay miyaa? How come all this new custom arooseedkaan Waqooyiga ka socdaan if I am not wrong? Mise isku dayashada uu Naasir sheegaayo waaba run. Dhaqankaan camal kuwii la baxay Barbaarta ka sugaaye. Mise taloow kuwaas wey sameeyaan laakiin isma soo bandhigaan yaa ogaado. Anyway, this was on the news today. Pakistan media gripped by man marrying twice in one day A Pakistani man's solution to the age-old dilemma of whether to embark on an arranged or a love marriage has captivated the country's media. Television channels have provided live coverage of Azhar Haidri's decision to marry both women over a 24-hour period. At first he refused to marry the woman selected by his family since childhood because he loved someone else. Pakistani law allows polygamy because it interprets Islam to allow a man to have up to four wives. Islam is the main religion in the country. Men who take multiple wives usually do so after a period of several years - and must get approval from their first wife prior to a second marriage. Correspondents say that while it is not unusual for men in Pakistan to have several wives, it is rare for two weddings to take place almost simultaneously under the full glare of the media. 'Lucky' Several Pakistani television stations have carried the nuptials live - on Sunday and Monday - because of the unique circumstances. Mr Haidri's love for 21-year-old Rumana Aslam - ahead of 28-year-old Humaira Qasim - at one point threatened to split his family apart. "I gave this offer that I will marry both of them," Mr Haidri, 23, told the Associated Press ahead of his first marriage to Ms Qasim on Sunday in the central Pakistani city of Multan. "Both the girls agreed." He is scheduled to marry Ms Aslam on Monday. Both women appear to have given their consent to the compromise and say they plan to live as sisters and friends. "I am happy that we both love the same man," Ms Aslam told AP. Mr Haidri, a herbal medicine practitioner, counts himself lucky. "It is also very rare that two women are happily agreeing to marry one man," he said. Beenbeensii _________________ Maxee wax buun buuniyeen Reer Galbeedkaan warbaahintooda. 'Gripped' aaba la qoray, Beenbeensii's title almost coming across like what a tabloid editor would write -- such a sensational.

“Halgankii SYL ayaa noo bilaabanaya haweenkuna kaalinta koowaad ayay kaga jiraan.” “Anigu nolosheydii iyo nabadii aan heystay waxaan uga soo tegay sidii aan u samata bixin lahaa dadkeyga iyo dalkeyga.” “Musuqmaasuq dambe waa dhamaaday ninkii jeeb weyn u toshay inuu ummadda dhoco jeeb yar ha tosho.” “Haddii Baarlamaanku i ansixiyo waxaan soo dhisi doonaa xukuumad tayo leh oo dalka samatabixisa.” “Wax la yiraahdo 4.5 ma jirto, dadkuna waa siman yihiin Alle agtiisna waa siman yihiin, qof walaalkay ahna kuma diidayo qabiil, qof kalena kuma fogeynayo” “Dadka dibaddaha ku nool waxaan leeyahay anagaa safka hor ku jirnee adinku nagu soo kaalmeeyo wixii dhaqaale ah ee aad awoodaan, waxaana dhisi doonaa Guddi kaalmadiina soo uruuriya.” [ Xigasho ] __________________ Md. Malmalaato sounds or seems he can talk the hadal, laakiinse can he socod the walk? Ninac, wasiiradda arrimaha dibadda isku soo sharax nooh. You certainly would earn my cod. Labadoo Xamar joogo ayaa doolar lagu taabanaa, sawiradaada iyo tabeelo magacyadaada oo far waa weyn ku qoran labadoo beri jidka ku wad wadaayaan, iyagoo leh, Ninac, Ninac, Ninac. Haye, ololaha mala bilaabaa? To those jagadoon folks on SOL, the dude's iimeel is on this list. Yuu idin dhaafin ee ka gaarsiiya inta iimeelkiisa buuxsamin ama xirmin. Don't worry, you will thank me later.

Maya, ku noqo. Xaafadaan caan waaye. Guryo dowladna wey ahaayeen sida Bangaariyada.

Goormaa la baneeye qabiil names on this site? Hala isku xishoodo fadlan.

Wadaadka xaa ku hadlee? Xarash iyo madax beel. Waala cubtamaa - cub, cir ka dhacday habeenkaas.

Ninac, xaafadaan sheeg car. Ar maxaa ku dhex wareegay xaafadaan, hal irid laga galo lahayd. Habaryartey deganayd gees, geeska kalena gabar ilmahabreed nahnay deganayd. Waa Dhulbaraha, u dhow Jamaame. Tarbuunka. Faaraxyaasha oo hoggaamineyso a xaliimo. Waa Gurmadka saa filaayo. Ar adduun maxaa lasoo maray.

Waa masaajidka C/casiis meeshee agsocdaan.

Ismalura, iska dhaaf maskiinkaas arooska ku jiro. Laba dhan hal mar isku qabtee. For that, waa raggeedi. Labadaas gabdhood wax ayee arkeen nooh idinka ogeyn. Aaliya, haddee wax walba tahay bas waaye, intaas lee rabay ogaado.

I believe and long believed qaarkood ganacsatadaas waa weyn meeshaas ka bixi la' inay tuugo kale yihiin, oo xiriir la leeyihiin kuwaas Barbaarta la baxay iyo kuwii kale Ururka Islaamka la dhahaaye. Aniga iyaga lama yaabaayi ee waxaa la yaabanaa dowladda see wax ugu qaban weysay. Waxaa ula jeedaa isla ganacsatadaan dekedda ayee kasoo dajistaan badeecooyinkooda, iyadoo la wada arkaayana Suuqa Bakaaraha geystaan, qof istaajiso maleh, walaa dowlad walaa Barbaarta. Sababta wax ugu qaban la'dahay la yaabay kuwaas dowlad sheeganaayo, the simple common sense ayee sameyn la yihiin. It is simple because qofkii dekedda wax kasoo dajisanaayo suuqaas ma geyn karo la dhihi karaa since jidadka waa weyn suuqaas loo mari lahaa xukumaan dowladda. Suuqii Xamarweyne iyo Ceelgaab dib loo furay ha geystaan dhihi karaan. Mida labaadna suuqaas dhan ayaa siege ku sameyn lahaa, dadka ma galaayaan dhihi karaa, kii ama tii gishana iyagaa ka masuul ah. Of course dhuumasho waa lagu galaa laakiin qofkaas haddee wax soo gaaraan asagaa iska masuul ah, xasuuq iyo waxaas dadka kuma eedeyn doonaan haddee wax ku dhacaan. Meesha dhan qorsho la'aan ka socoto, the incompetency is so...

Biyuutiful.

Then she is a typical gabar. Beeso lee u daran miyaa. I still want to know, though, the details of what she doesn't want to share. I am sure she doesn't mean the man as a whole, wax hoose baa jiree. N.B. - Xee tahay igaarkaas ganfuurka taagaayo noo soo surtay maha, widaay?

Aawey iska hadliyaashii xasuuqa, xasuuqa Suuqa Bakaaraha ku heyn jiray? I guess this is not big deal for them. Eebba ha u raxmado masaakiinta waxba galabsan ku geeriyootay. Ilaa hadda waa fahmi la ahay dadka suuqaas u tago inay nolol maalmeedkooda kasoo saartaan. Waa fahmi la ahay maadaama suuqyada kale furmeen. Suuqaan waa suuqa aan gees iyo gees ka aqaano, suuqii noo dhawaa uu ahaa since gurigeena ku yaalay Isgoyska Bakaaraha. Maxaa caano bilaash ka cabay -- suusac, manyac, dhaay, garoor -- oo naagaha fadhin jiray dhadhamis ugu dhameyn jirnay, and they wouldn't mind, wey noo smile gareyn jireen ciyaalkeena, iyagoo og dhib inay naga tahay dhadhamiska; maxaa digir iyo galey usoo xaday qooleeydeyna saa u siino. Qooleeyda markee digirta cunto ayee cayili jirtay oo si fiican u ekaan jirtay. Kas naga ahayd inaa soo gadno ma rabi jirin, not because of lacag la'aan.

Aaliya, what specifically don't you like sharing? Be specific nooh.

Naasir, the dude has a point. By 'building' wuxuu ula jeedaa by design, yacni Talyaaniga urban planning or design gareeye practically most of Xamar's old wide avenues, streets and zones. Dowladihii Soomaalidana dambena followed that. He wasn't implying private buildings. Saas ugu wacan jidadka Xamar badanaa inay straight wada ahaayeen. Jid qaloocday waa iska yaraa. P.S. I don't think there were mansions across Isbitaal Banaadir. That zone was industrial, not residential zone. Siiba isbitaalo u badnaa. After few blocks, Isbitaal Digfeer directly faced Isbitaal Banaadir. I am not sure waxa u dhaxeeye those two isbitaalo laakiin inay ahaayeen guryo ma moodi. The villas were on the other side, across from Isgoyska Soobe and Lambarshan (KM 5), behind the that wide avenue.

Qadadiina 'kh' maa laga dhigay in loo qoro? Waala wareersaday iga dheh. About Iswiidhan, Soomaali badan ku baxsatay sanidihii u dambeeye. Reer Galbeedka Yurubta kale waa diideen inay qaabilaan - not so Iswiidhan. It seems all Soomaalida iska dhiibtay Yurub in the last two to three years Iswiidhan iska wada dhiibeen, badankoodana la wada qaabilay.

Indhaheyga ma'aha, blame the monitor's size. Waa 32" screen nooh wax walba soo saaraayee. Just kidding.

Si eyba iskugu qaab egyihiin iyaga dhan, kuwii hore iyo kuwaan. I don't know. It has to do with the background filaa.

Ilmo'adeer la yahay miyaa?

'Alone at last! All right Maria, you can come out now.' The xaas and the mistress. 'I'm taking you straight to bed': Cheating Chilean miner's promise to his lover while wife refuses to visit him The mistress of cheating Chilean miner Yonni Barrios has told how his first words to her as he came out of the mine were: 'I'm going to take you to bed for a few days'. 52-year-old Susana Valenzuela couldn't hide her joy as 50-year-old Barrios emerged after 69 days trapped underground. But she may have to wait a little while longer for Barrios to keep his randy promise. He and most of the other miners were forced to spend a second night in hospital undergoing medical checks following their ordeal. Meanwhile, Barrios' wife, 58-year-old Marta Salinas, has refused to visit him in hospital after watching his reunion with his mistress on television. Long-suffering Marta said said: 'She's welcome to him', and told how she only had 'two or three days of happiness' during their marriage. It emerged while the 33 miners were trapped underground that two women were holding a vigil for buried Barrios, the 'medic' of the group. Marta married the miner 28 years ago, but she was competing for his affections with Susana Valenzuela, 50, his long-term mistress. The pair reportedly almost came to blows and had to be separated when they came face-to-face in the mine’s dining area at Camp Hope. When he emerged from the Phoenix rescue capsule last night, 50-year-old Barrios was met by his mistress Susana, with Marta refusing to attend. She has subsequently refused to visit him in hospital for the same reason. ‘If he wants to see me or talk to me he can come find me,' said Marta. 'Otherwise we will talk through our lawyers. ‘I have his belongings and all these gifts people have sent him – he is welcome to have them.’ Barrios initially became known as the group’s ‘doctor’ because he used knowledge gained from looking after his diabetic mother to work with medical teams on the surface to diagnose and help the men trapped with him. But he soon became known for something less noble. According to Miss Salinas, Barrios had been dividing his time between the two women for the last couple of years. And it was Miss Valenzuela who broke the news to her that there had been an accident at the mine. As his wife began to get involved in his affairs on Camp Hope, he instructed teams on the surface to deal with his lover instead. And as the day of the rescue finally approached, he asked for both of them to wait for him as he emerged from the borehole. ‘He is either very cheeky or very idiotic,’ said a source within the rescue team. ‘He didn’t seem worried at all.’ In the end he was greeted by his mistress, his wife choosing to stay away. He emerged at 8:32pm UK time to be met by tearful Miss Valenzuela. He looked calm as he gingerly walked towards his mistress, who gave him a long hug, crying on his shoulder and occasionally pulling back to look at him as if to make sure the reunion was really happening. After he emerged, his wife, who has three sons from an earlier relationship, said she is over Barrios and did not feel ‘anything in particular’. She said: ‘I watched it on television. I’m very pleased they are all coming out well. ‘I’m glad I didn’t go to the mine, it was the correct decision. It would have been wrong if the two of us were there – I have children and grandchildren. That kind of situation wouldn’t have been good for my family, and my sons come first. ‘He is crazy and cocky to think I would do such a thing. I have a sense of decency.’ She said she could tell Barrios was ‘holding back’ in the reunion, as his girlfriend held him tightly and cried. ‘I know she is impulsive, while he behaved properly. He knew I was going to be watching.’ She said she is not bitter but had a parting shot for her husband and the other miners. ‘This is historic but soon it will be over to the next thing. People move on – in a few years everyone will have forgotten about this. ‘They think they will all be millionaires overnight but it’s not like that. Only the skillful ones will make something from this.’ Mr Barrios is thought not to be alone in his complex domestic arrangements. According to reports, another Barrios – Carlos – who was rescued yesterday has a five-year-old son with a woman he has not divorced and his girlfriend of seven months is pregnant. Another miner is said to have four women claiming his affections and perhaps soon-to-be-increased income – a wife he has not divorced, his current live-in girlfriend, a third woman who claims to have had his son and another who says she is having an affair with him. Xigasho

Sheekada waaba lagu sii wareeroyaa. Rescued miner torn between two lovers After being trapped in a Chilean mine with 32 men for more than two months, miner Yonni Barrios faces a pair of welcome home parties: one held by his wife, the other by his girlfriend. Barrios, who at 50 has a full head of hair and the looks of an aging screen star, has been married for 25 years to Marta Salinas, 56. She is roasting meat to welcome him back and has invited neighbours. But just down the block in the same humble Copiapo neighbourhood of Juan Pablo II lives Barrios's girlfriend Susana Valenzuela, 50, who is also roasting meat with neighbours. Advertisement: Story continues below Barrios became famous as one of the miners trapped for more than two months deep inside the San Jose copper and gold mine in August. He was the 21st miner to be hauled to the surface in the Phoenix rescue capsule on Wednesday. Since Barrios had some basic medical knowledge he became the de factor medic to the trapped miners, giving them shots against tetanus and diphtheria and offering basic health counselling. Once news that Barrios had a girlfriend came out, he made headlines as the "Casanova Nurse". Ahead of the welcome home party Valenzuela's home was decked out with balloons emblazoned with the Chilean flag. She had also posted some hand-written signs. "That miner is mine (watch out)," read one sign. "I love my Tarzan. Welcome to your home with your Jane," read another. At the door, a dolled-up Valenzuela showed an AFP reporter photocopies of her picture in a German newspaper. "Look, I've come out all over the place!" she cried. "He is a superman," the self-described "coquette" gushed. Valenzuela and Barrios's wife clashed weeks earlier when both claimed to be the woman Barrios was pining for as he sat trapped in the northern Chilean mine. In the end, when Barrios was winched to the surface and left the rescue capsule, he went straight into his lover's arms. Yet Salinas said that when her husband was trapped in the mine he sent her notes thanking her for her support. "Marta, I give you thanks for being there offering support, because when I have nowhere to go you welcome me, and now that I'm locked up here you are waiting for me up there," read one letter. "He never wanted to legally separate," Salinas told AFP. Salinas said that while Barrios was trapped underground she had plenty of time to reflect - and she concluded that she would not get back together with him. Though Barrios and Salinas are still technically married, they have been separated for years. Valenzuela said that the miner has been living with her for the past two years - and she doesn't mind that her man is still married to the woman up the block. "He can't marry me either, even if he wanted to," she said, because she never completed her own divorce, a long and complicated process in Chile. Salinas said that Barrios was trying to have it both ways by sending her the letters. "He wants to have his cake and eat it too," chimed in a visiting neighbour. "I have nothing to rescue from our marriage. One has to be a good loser," Salinas said, tired at having her personal life dragged out before the global media. Xigasho

'Haylaan' waa intee horta aniga waa yaabanahee? Gobollada waxaa ila quman aniga in lagu daayo see u dhisnaayeen. Every laba tuulo cannot be a new gobol.

Tanaa ka daran. I don't waxee la jeesan la'yihiin. Me? I only see inflated liimo balbeelmo twins.