The stories are getting more outlandish by the day.

d/p

An excuse for Ethios to move into new Somali terrotories.

Originally posted by Sophistafuncated: [. Che I’m not entirely sure what this sue woman is lakiin I gather u watch her late night show to gain pointer for your activities under the sheet? And another thing don't you think men should try a little harder at pleasing their women. Since so many women go through their life with out the big O I think that is a problem that should be addressed. Maybe Somali men should start studying the karma sutra lol. [/QB] LoooooooL@pointer under the sheet. I wish I had that much on my hands. And about pleasing Somali women, the women had to acknowledge and express their needs first. Watching someone like Sue does little for any couple. I just brought up her name to unsettle the bunch in here. Chinaman..What are you insinuating? Me....Hayeeey...You don't wanna Puuja and Cara iney qoobsagaaro ku qabtaan.

Good Points! But no thanks to SL forum.

Originally posted by Cara: ^Gosh, Che . You take notes when Eedo Sue is lecturing huh? LoooooL ....Iam not actually good at taking notes, Iam more like do whatever you feel. LoooooooL@Puuja...I scare off Ayeeyo.

Originally posted by Ms Dhucdhuc & Dheylo: hands, mouth, shaabuug (ouch) shumac (double ouch) This is where I will leave the convo Fuuleeey.....And what's shaabuug?...is that a whip?...Meel kale iga laga dhacdey. Nothing that involves whips or objects, Just da two people Ayeeyo. And yes it is all Xalaal. Jimcaale....I concur Aw. No shame in knowing what you want.

Originally posted by Ms Dhucdhuc & Dheylo: no other option can replace the real deal. It certainly cant replace it for a lifetime. [/QB] LooooooooL...I really can't argue with that but PE is usually syptom of something else whether it is stress or actual disease. If the husband isn't performing up to par, you can employ other ways whether using hands, mouth, etc. The key to ending PE is the couple to figure what's causing together. Make an encompassing experience and hopefully they will pass the hurdle. LooooooL@Puuja

Originally posted by Ms Dhucdhuc & Dheylo: If the women cant satisfy her man, there are other options open to him if the couple agree. However what other options does the woman have if the man suffers from pe? I was told that it is quite frustrating for the woman! Intercourse is not the only option though it is main course of the meal sort speak. Most women atleast to my understanding don't hit the big O through intercourse. Jimcaale....That's how stumble onto her show. Ofcourse, I did watch. Me....A spouse could end a divorce if he/she ain't enjoying the themselves under the sheets. It could be the bases for divorce. Obviously, one is adviced to seek other remedies first.

Somalia: Ethiopian foreign minister says troops will stay in Somalia Aweys Osman Yusuf Mogadishu 29, May.07 ( Sh.M.Network) Ethiopian foreign minister, Seum Mesfin, revealed that the thousands of Ethiopian military forces backing the tenuous Somali transitional government would not be withdrawn immediately, saying they rescued the Somali population from Islamic hardliners. LoooooooooooL He made the remarks following his arrival in Mogadishu in early this week while he witnessed the resetting up of Ethiopian embassy in the war-torn country. “Many Somali officials, civil society members and tribal elders asked that we should not leave Somalia while it is still vulnerable and we are determined to make sure that Islamists do not come back and traumatize the population,” he said. The Ethiopian embassy was reopened closer the president’s compound where security is heavily fortified. Prime minister, Gedi, said Ethiopia sacrificed to save Somalia and enable the Somalis to have an affective central government since the ouster of former president, Siad Barre, in 1991. Mesfin said he would prefer that Ethiopia should not be seen as an occupant force but force that saved the Horn of African nation from the hard-handed of the radical Islamists. He reiterated that Ethiopian troops would not be pulled out of Somalia until both Somali and Ethiopian forces make sure that their military operations against the routed Union of Islamic Courts and international terrorists in the country did not end in failure. “We need to be certain that such Islamic elements will not disturb either the Somali government or the Somalia population,” he said. Shabelle Media Network Somalia E-mail us: info@shabelle.net

"I'm curvaceous" True that...Now don't lose that with dieting craze that's gripping da Hollywood hotties. As for Zaf, my good sir, You are fired. Last time I do business with someone from my Qabiil.

Ar yaa dooro dhaheesaa. Xuumo fildraney. Apart from that, I found out Somali Bantus are the only Somalis that are very candid about human sexuality, or theirs to be more specific. You might wanna sit with one of them these days mr Me.

^^^Yes....Now stop stalking NGONE obsession with Val. Welcome Back Val

Originally posted by Jimcaale: Che, xaa ku baray Sue Johnson. Late hour subscriber? Just bad habit of staying up late flipping through channels on sunday nite. I saw her on of one of those of chick channels. Zaf...Maxaad sheegoosaa?

People, Just call in Sue. She would be more helpful. LoooooL@Me....Midoo maa kusay cayrisay

I saw this Xoolahaa waxuu dhahe. He retracted his statement on Sool and Sanaag just to say Waa inaa Xasuuqnaa Qabiilka Bari, Nugaal iyo Mudug ku nool. Blood killers like Yeey and his warlord infested "goverment" waxaas kuma hadlaan. How's man leading what I would assume to be very effective oppisition party in Somaliland. It is very detrimental to their cause.

Aduun Jowhar Ka Joog Aakhirana Janada Ka Joog.

Jeolous...? If you were her, I would be. Just Saying

^^^Stop the idol worshiping or we might have to get All-Ubaahne to flog you.

LoooooooooL@MMA....War Ninyahow Badacase ciimaamadiisa gudoodan iyo kal gaceel u qabo Sland ii cuntomiwaade. How could one embrace just contradictory ideologies, but I guess human nature is summation of contradictory compromises.

Duke iyo Horn...It is better inaad iska aamustaan hadaad wax is dheefayn. Duke......Waa laga roon waxaad dheheesid.

Originally posted by Caano Geel: walaal, i think you were meant to post it here http://www.somalilandonline.com/ -- but oopppss its a 404 much like the "country" CG....LooooooooooL..that's very unlike you. You have officially spent too much time on political section.

Originally posted by Zafir: Zaylici, How much are you paying the leading actress/actor roles? <--- Cara and Che's agent Never mind about the pay Zaf,but just make sure I get kissing scene with Cara, I don't mean Somali style kiss on the hand.

he can then do the suprising with kisses.. Is that like a reward. See that would me feel like Iam bribing her to get something in return.

mr. che , dhibaatada ku haysataa waxay tahay, wax ala waxaaad ka hadlaysid garanmaysid, anaga laftayadu garan mayno jiho aad ku socoto iyo meel aad kasocoto. As soon as you sit in front of the PC, you should have an objective of what exactly you are going to write about, and before you write you should have a good idea at least for what the purpose you are casting your opinion. Judging based on that, I cannot even give you the slightest point for anything or any point that you have raised, you simply lack the valuable tools to engage anyone regarding anything about somaliland over the sool and sanaag issue. You are simply going with what you heard from folks like garaad canood, a man who has no principles whatsoever, rather a man who is against everything of somaliland. He simply cries when he hears about somaliland and would go banana if he ever witnesses a dude from burco in Sool, but considers the Ethiopian invading forces of much of somalia as 'a friend' an 'assistant' to the national government. You being on the same side of the fense with these creatues is utterly embrassing as well as it's makes you look like a man who has no ground to stand on. So I advice you to come up wiht your OWN LINES to preach, and don't be like many others, a bench warmer. You are treading on a thin line here. If you don't agree or appreciate anything that any member of this site has to say, all you have to do is abstain from the discussion. You can opt to stay out rather than getting personal with people. That diminishes the whole discussion, and quite frankly doesn't say a hell lot about you either. Yes, Somaliland case is NOT about qabiil. Some people like G.canood still cry about SNM which doesnt' even exist, he actually believes that snm is still functional and is here to cause harm to his home state, sool. That's your opinion, not actual fact. Somalia is nation torn apart by Qabiil based rebel movements. SNM was sole of product of one disfranchised Somali tribe. To argue otherwise is quite ridiculous. The fall of Barre was culminated with the rise of Qabiil lands not by the return of English and Italian protectrates. In the eyes of some folks here, which quiete sadly you seem to have joined, somaliland is nothing but clan state which is hellbent on destroying, creating hate and advancing immoral idealogies towards other regions, let me ask you since you are tireless and pointless arguing without knowledge or shall I say diving everything regarding somaliland head first, do you believe such? do you believe that somaliland is nothing but qabiil fiefdom created out of hatred etc....like many others do, do you people that elections, free ones they are, the protection of minority rights most parts, the peace and tranquilty that has been taken place in somaliland for last decade plus can simply be dismissed so easily without a thought....some actually consider somaliland as the seccesionist mafia or gang....that is quite sad way to refer to the 'island of stability in the choatic horn' as even gaalos refered to it as. where I have actually lambasted Somaliland or deny it of its accomplishments. You simply seem to be expressing what you suspect others to be thinking of Somaliland. Now pay attention for the last time, Iam happy for everything Somaliland has achieved. What i disagree is the notion of dismissing the rights of SSC residents just cuz your lot for secession constitute the "majority". Everyone is welcome to critize the SL admin, however no one can simply dismiss the job well done in Somaliland....and definately you shouldn't And where did I do exactly. I don't like the fact somebody telling Buhoodle where half of my family is from and majority of whose residents are for Somalia is another country. They have the absolute right to decide their future.