Brown, please tell me you've had better luck on the net... all these years... Castro, why not invite Jama to SOL to give us a brief history of 'How Somalis evolved on the net'. It would be interesting to know which were the 1st sites and what their contents where.

Rule #1 in Gf’s guide – Thou shall never cosset friend’s ex, friend's guy-friends, friend's guy-relatives and most importantly friend's man.

Adoption has its own stipulations. Read up ppl.

^ Yes. I'm one of them. :rolleyes:

Hey, any1 know what happened to Foxy and her shadow Goonle maalmahan? p.s. Was SOL down for an hour or was it me?

Haddad, US Marines, Brown I see that issuing ‘threats’ online as become the new ‘in thing’. Guys, I don’t fancy deleting the last three pages, each reply individually… thats gonna take too much of my work time. So please resolve whatever issues you have with one another and save us good nomads the embarrassment of watching three grown men act like that. This shop is closed.

Speaking of age, Originally posted by Johnny B: [QB] I´d the oportunity to talk to him on the phone once , and he told me that 7 of 9 was the youngest of the ONLY two Somali girls on the net . . as Jumatatu was the youngest among the guyz Did this dude just put me in the same category with Juma? Ninku wuu i dhali karaa, I tell ya :mad: Hey Brown, sheekada noo dhamee noh? What was wrong with your date? or more accurately, what is wrong with your technique? and your lie-detector? miskiin...

Johnny B , 7 of 9 was the youngest of the ONLY two Somali girls on the net . . LoooL. U bet I was. No1 used to chat with me when I told them my age. Some older and wiser guys would say to me, 'Little girl, isnt it past ur bedtime?' whenever I started trouble. Good times. I have the fondest memories of mIRC before the invasion of every Somali guy in India and Pakistan. Then it was downhill from there... ][C]on[]s[piracy][ , holla @ Thug'Luv, KaY0s, I remmber mIRC Thug'luv, Haxpert and Wiilka are the only nicks I remember from there.. and funnily enough..years later..all of us are on this site. How friggin small was the world of 'Cyber Somalis' eh?

Jacaylbaro, 'Qaldaan' is an offensive term in itself. Altho, when said by those I like.. it can be quite endearing.

ahem. Reer waqooyi cayda ha laga joojiyo.

Yoonis, welcome to SOL. This and that might interest you.

Alright Castro. Why wont these new comers show up for class? :mad:

Orgi, G'luck fellow troll. The troll corner will surely miss you. Make sure one of the 1st things u do in Dubai is setting up your internet connection. Although Dubai's main internet service provider Etisalat imposes proxy ban on alot of sites that are normal by most standards. But no worries, SOL isnt banned yet.

Originally posted by Lexxy: "I Can Make It Through The Rain- Mariah Carey". It works like a charm. LoL. You know what every1 is thinking? Tani in la soo hadeeyo ayey u baahantahay. Bal maxaa Quraanka u diidey. What motives me? Knowing that every cloud has a silver lining and everything happens for a reason.

1991 waxaan joogey Bangkok. It was right after this. I was introduced to the Internet somewhere in 1999. My cousin was always talking about the ‘information superhighway’ and he would show me sites and specially Somali sites that I had a keen interest in. Being the only Somali family in the town my parents were stationed then, made me fantasise about Somalis and how wonderful they are (reality hit me a few years ago and I feel otherwise .. joking!) . I begged my dad to get us an Internet connection somewhere in late 99 and I instantly become a fanatic surfer and was reading away in every teen site, chatting with teens in isolated little american towns and making e-mail friends (I remember meeting this girl, who still sent me e-mails years later telling me what she was upto). Back then, it was dial-up and the internet was charged per-min, and one had to be very judicious with the time spent online. Infact, my dad set a time limit of 15hrs a month for all of us (Him, my sister and I) and I was bound to cross it every month and get screamed at. I used to buy magazines that would direct me to good and informative sites. Later I discovered mIRC thru the same cousin and was chatting away with Somalis. I never imagined that it was possible to make friends or meet people from the Internet, so I was mainly there for mischief and to taunt the same cousin! (who I flirted with endlessly one nite and never let him live it down since! ). mIRC opened my eyes to the world of Somalis and the internet…. . Gediid, If I remember correctly when I first started using it there was only a handful of people but within a year hundreds were logging into #Somalia which was owned by a guy with the nick of Haxpert. You'd be surprised to know The Kahuna is a member of this very site.

Apple toilets? Thats just too cute! Check this out. "Because the only thing cuter than a baby, is an iPodifed baby"

out of anger I threatened and insulted him. That is the Sky we know. LOL.

No Sheh, I wasn’t deleted. I pleaded admin to let me live long n prosper in the virtual world.

Sky if this is the highlight of your day then i really feel sorry for you Sky, ma waxan ayaad cay u taqanaa? What happened to gangistirnimadaadii?

Fidel, you is a good host. Newbies… report to class. This is once in a lifetime opportunity to join the unique nomad family. Make your presence felt, right here. Know one another and organize yourselves. You’ll need to slog and form laagers against the old bunch. We are infamous for torturing malnutritioned aliens.

It isn’t just about tanning you know. Its also about taking in your yearly doze of vitamin-D … all in the one-week British Summer. Weren’t u supposed to fly to the UAE yesterday?

Morning Orgilaqe, Sheh and everyone else Looks like you’ve had quite an adventurous trip Orgilaqe. Its unlike Somali to climb a mountain just for the thrill of it (Somalis don’t see a any thrill to be gotten from it anyways). My long carnival weekend was fab. I went to Barcelona. Ok. I didn’t. But I wish I did. Spent time with friends and relatives, BBQ’in and soaking in the sun. Didn’t go to the dreadful carnival. Don’t really fancy being squashed in-between two bida men.

What do I do: I save his voice mail messages, text messages and told him how he’s brotha is hitting on me . and I added a lil white lie and told him how he’s brotha came over to my house when I refused to go on a date . The next minute he hangs up on me... LOL. That was conniving

Originally posted by sheherazade: Black on the outside, white on the inside. We call people like that 'Bounty'. Like the chocolate. White coconut on the inside, dark chocolate on the outside. 'Bounty' tastes good.

Haddad, Amethyst, Athena, Enchantment, Kaleidoscopic, Guardian-n-Protector, 7 ... All one and the same. I was going to keep going, but 7 was brought back on popular demand. p.s. Adnaan Sorry for the topic detour. I'll return and reply to the topic later. Funnily, I see it in a completely different and non-confrontational light now. Underdog always made me see red