Yes it was moving, very moving indeed. Kudos to the writer.

^- LOL Your wrong and Mr Cadaan is absolutely correct. Well done white-boy-at last something white is good for something.

LOL-Kool be glad you still have a job to come back to after giving birth to the cute little bundle of joy you've got planted in your womb. I think an "Alhamudullilah" I'm still alive, healthy and have a job is whats needed here. Theres always someone far worse off, so have faith and worry not, insha'allah you'll get your 5% back again.

Hmm, let me see. What do I dislike? I hate people with bad personal hygiene the type who don't brushed their teeth or wash their body and then come right up to you on the tube and try to snuggle up-(when the carriage is tight) God I could just die when that happens. I'm usually the sort which twists their back in the most awkward position just to get away from their odour-huffing and puffing in disgust making it very clear that I do not appreciate their stench-causing the other person to lean away. You may think it cruel-but my life is short enough as it is without wasting time putting up with god awful stenches I dislike emo's-though i don't mind goths- at least they're a little more intellectually ingaging. I dislike id*ots who buy things for rediculously expensive prices only its 'fashionable" factor when you can buy the same piece of tat for 3p in a charity shop. Boris Johnson (Ken Livingston as well) David Cameron and all the labour party leaders, come to think of it all politicians. Reminds me of a quote my mother once said to me when she found me arguing incessantly over some policy or other, "politics is for the man with no ambition in life" Sly men who stress they think of you only as a "friend" and then conveniently "forget" to to tell your other mates when your going to see the latest movie and then over compliment you on your looks when your wearing tatty clothes. Men who send you pictures of themselves without having asked them to(I have NEVER asked by the way-because I don't give a sh*t-plus its weird and awkward)- What am I supposed to you say? You look hot? When quite often your not? Jesus its f*cking uncomfortable and cringe worthy-lord knows I have no desire to watch a mans face, be he hot or not. The worst it when they ask for yours-no matter how many times you stress that you not in the habit of taking photos of yourself and putting it on the computer. What ever happened to family albums? Plus who the f*ck wants to end up on youtube with nutella-spread over their face while being happy slapped by teenaged siblings? Its just not on

Bisinka-iyo yaasiinka -Illaahay ha uu naxaristo miiskiin ilaahay.

LOL@FUFU- *Sticks a middle finger up* Reer waqooyi's (Well the good kind of Reer waqooyis are not that simple) LOL-Yes thats right I'm not about ignorance myself LOL

Alienate the non-Somalis of the SOL community they actually exist?...interesting yet strange. Ps I'd also like to add The French to the growing racist list if they haven't come up as of yet.

Oh yeah the Beastieboys -intergalatic- http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=GDS83yrM3 0Y

LOL-Old school eh? Nice Remember this song? http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=mpHLEm9-0 bg

Well naturally nothing ofcourse would have or will ever come of it, because the good lord knows its only us women who are the true sinners. Ps did anyone else notice the part about "providing a recipe for an aphrodisiac"? LOL! Though I am disturbed I'm also intrigued about how exactly one goes about producing these things naturally.

^-Right on sister! I personally am of the opinion that these magazines and proposterous obsession with bags, shoes and clothes is all a cleverly ochestrated mechanism designed by marketing geniuses (men) to keep women busy from the real issues of today, ie the big gap that stil exists between men and womens pay-checks. Instead of focusing on issues which really affect us and our country we have allowed ourselves to be brained washed into buying "pink" mobile phones. As if a coat of colour magically transforms a crap run of the mil-product. Ps Whats even worse is that these pathetic magazines set standards of beauty set by none other than repressed gay men who have a twisted obsession for androgenous looking, flat chest women who in essence are the closet thing they can get to a gangly looking awkward teenage boy. Ps - Having said that- I kinda liked the "nutcase"- it would be fun to play that role for a laugh for in a while. Gotta keep those men on their toes-till they breakdown and weep into their laps for fear of the unpredictable.

^- LOL-Those rabbits look highly sinister. Oz- Do I like to relax on a mans liver? *quirks a confused brow* ...if you meant chest-or within its vacinity- my answer will be I have no idea whether or not I'd like it- one needs to have some experiencing lying on a man at least to answer I suppose and since I lack that knowledge unfortunately I cannot say for certain. But...I will say this, I'm not the touchy feely-type so I seriously doubt that I'd be the "snuggling" type. I'm just too cold and emotionally bankrupt. So nay..no lying on men

lol@Passion, Cara is what I like to call another repressed soul whose just dying to break free Cara-doth the lady protest too much? Come in woman and help yourself to a chair. *Hands her cup of tea and a bowl of salool* Your aready here might as well enjoy yourself Kat-LOL-I'll take your word on the foot fetish manner but I must say you sure do have some interesting facts and knowledge for a self-proclaimed "miiskiinad"- I why wonder what kind of magazines your reading, there not by any chance of the top shelf (muscle bound leather boys) variety are they? Just a thought. *Giggles and ducks a blow to the head* Ps ladies did you know that another unusual fetish called Pogonophilia? involves women who are fixated with men with beards? Yes you heard correctly BEARDS! An affliction which affects our more morally authoritative holy sisters no doubt- Those and chicks with a biker fetish- Well I presume so in any case. Rudy- I'm strangely proud of you, you've managed for the first time to not rise to the bait. Usually you'd be the first person here LOL-Still I see that your weakness for all things filth has dragged you in here-allbeit under the guise of following cara.

^- lol No problem my dear, enjoy the rest of your day. To bed I must go-its getting late. Air kiss her cheeks*

Of all the great Actors that could have been cast to highlight us Somalis and our blood thristy civil wars they send in Harry Potter? Indeed I am overcome with feverish excitment. Radcliff if your watching (As Adam is want to believe)-I never did like you and that ginger toser you played along side in the potter movies. Though I did like you in David Copperfield-at least in that you were charming. Oops there goes my chances of being a movie star.

Facinating. Ps I truly wasn't being sarcastic for those of you who are a little paranoid. Adam that means you.

Oh yes and before I forget *Shouts out to Paragon* Referesh my memory please-exactly what were you daring me to do? Becareful now, we both know that I ahve no limits in causing you to cry with tears of embarassment-so watch where you issue your dares. *Skips off*

Biisinka. Ilaahay ha uu naxariiso-talk about sobering

*High fives dabshid* I shall try… Canoo geel and Kat- LOOOOOL-Its lovely to see that there are good natured folk who can laugh as well as add to the controversy and wicked humour-You two surely did crack me up and you even had the guts to make your own lists? LOOOOOOOL- I am undone! Now I must at the very least play tribute to your courage by giving my inputs on the subjects raised. To Kat and her list: - Getting it on in public- Risky business indeed, it didn’t end well for Hugh Grant so I’ve no reason to expect that will turn out well for normal folks dee. - Women in high heels- You know if I were a man who found high heels arousing I’d find myself questioning my sexuality- I mean high heels are somewhat phallic are they not? What would Freud say? Also did you know that “the high heel” as we know it was first invented by a man for men? It’s true they (men) quickly learnt that having a higher heel on their horse riding shoes allowed them better leverage to climb the horse or some such. So if you ever face a man who tells you to wear high heels and that’s its sexy? You can tell him, actually darling you should, seen as though it was created for you. - Young men getting with older women- LOL-I demand that you take this one out! On behalf of dirty old women everywhere I see nothing wrong with stealing babies out of cradles. In any case some youngmen like a bit of gravitational challenge to be visible in certain parts of a woman’s body. Makes us seem vulnerable and lord knows men love a vulnerable damsel in distress-never mind that gravity and time are the villains in this fairy tale. *Tries to stretch her hunched back-unsuccessfully* - Women getting their toes sucked- LOOOOOOOL-I cant believe you actually went there. Still I guess some people like feet- You know what I say? If a man wants to kiss my feet? Kiss on says I. So long as there’s no tongue or saliva- nothing too messy and gross. If you think about it, we could simply hand them a little buffing pad and kill two birds with one stone. He can worship my feet for as long as I’m watching tv-or painting-so long as he gives me a pedicure while he’s at it. - Feeling of fur- Liking Fur is a fetish? Hmm I’d no idea-though I guess some do take it a little to far. - Being shaved/unshaved- Really? Shaving turns people on? I’d have though any reasonable person would wax- at least that removes the hairs properly so your hair grows back slowly and smaller as appose to being coarse-I’ve diverted=back to the topic. Where was I? That’s right I was bemused *pulls a confused face* - Heck may be even ripping clothes off...-Say what? *Grins*…though I can definitely see the appeal of turning into a wild beast now and again but constantly ripping garments off cannot be economically viable in the current climate we’re in. So..Nay-no ripping of clothes for me…..not unless I was…running… for example down some (oh I don’t know) “dark” alley-where I conveniently snag my blouse on a lonely nail causing it to tear open and a handsome greased up man to appear out of no where to…er? *Chuckles*-People I’M KIDDING, I’M KIDDING! LOOOOOOOL *Wipes the tears of laughter from her eyes* Oh my… - Kat- I blame you for putting things into my head. LOL Cano-geel about this idea that woman like being strangled- Are you sure? *quirks a brow* I don’t understand it, I mean we get multiple orgasms and men don’t-so it would stand to reason that you men would try to reach a threshold as superior as ours via the art of strangulation-back whipping and and assortment of other perculair rituals to try and come anywhere near our own natural states. (Stares blankly- innocently blinks twice and tries to keep a straight face) LOL As for the wearing of tight female knickers? *Smiles, starts giggling and then unable to stop nearly cracks a rib laughing so hard* Oh my, I dare say-I agree with you, why should there be anything nothing wrong in having a man-try to smash his bits into a ittybitty pair of female panties and cat-walk (A.N.T.M) style up and down the bedroom-sashaying his hips in silent tribute no doubt to the rema’s “I’m conceited” song. Bravo says I, if I man as the balls to do that? Then there’s nothing else he cannot do.*Raises her glass of fanta to him in grudging respect* Heres to men wearing next to nothing! Oh I can just imagine the lace and suspenders-racy and intriguing indeed.

Paragon-there’s no need to scold Shezera, for you are a pervert and perhaps of the first order. I mean, one need only read your lust-induced poetry to come to such a conclusion-that and the fact that your subconscious attraction towards me is palpable to all-thus its all too clear to understand why you and I (You, being a proper pervert in the making) would be paired together to lead an army of SOL-underground lechers-once hidden (like yourself) behind a veil of decency. *Links her arm with Paragon and publicly declares* Come my darling let us venture forth into this filthy dominion in which Shez has suggested we may look into, we can pick out material for the lush-Arabian-harem inspired hedonistic boudoir I have in mind. Satin? Lace? Gold trimmings with velvet reclining furniture? Imagine a sectioned world of our very own! *Enthusiastically rages* We shall be Kings amongst men! Let us dance! *Cocks her head to the side and starts twirling around like a sufi-in celebration to commemorate this occasion* Ps Paragon-^you can call that embarrassing piece-pay back for your last comment to moi. The slap just wasn’t enough. It would do you good to be keep silent once in a while. Now I must depart for work-and when I return hope that this topic be allowed to rest- I’ve (needless to say) had my fun and thank each and every one of you all for indulging me! LOL *Blows them all kisses*

Smiles@the Tahriib scene. You know you could have made those killers life a little bit miserable on their journey to Sudan. Where was the cramped-sweaty conditions the blazing hot hear of the carraige melting the skins of their bones? Come NGONGE. I demand they SUFFER! At least a little de. Ps About the running away to Europe thing, how did Khadiir get that wild idea? Surely everyone who kills a family member doesn't successfully run off to Europe. Other than that do continue. LOL

LMAO@-*Pushes his tongue into his cheek and tries not to laugh*-oh I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter! *Bites her finger melodramatically and starts weeping into her own hands* -Marx my dear though I appreciate your efforts in protecting my right to “express my views” but please don’t delude yourself into thinking that I would either A. need your help in fighting for any “rights” or B. place any weight on what either you or anyone else’s in this place has to say about moi-I don't actually care what anyone thinks so don’t be fooled by the “woe is me” tone of voice- Tis an ironic guise to collect what sympathy I can before I return to my scandalous ways-do not be a man and fall for my wiles. *Winks* Ashkiro- Ameen, and indeed his passion for spreading Islamic correctly is infectious enough that his enthusiasm will no doubt finds its way into peoples heart, I dare say he's captured yours and tis easy to see why. Also as you can see? I am a typical Brit- who cannot discern between a Canadian and an American unless one happens to be Celine Dione and is singing “my heart will go on”. As for the not listening to the others? LOL Thank you dear sister but worry not I’m simply giving my fans what they're secretly hoping for (a confrontation-hense Marx’s reply) And like mothes to a flame come my divine followers shall. *Laughly darkily* Sorry to divert from your topic. I truly did like the lectures and will now leave and not spoil it and your thread any further by bickering with naughty little boys who need to be slapped on the bottom. Marx-yes that means you. Now I miss bid you good night my dear *kisses her on the cheek and skips off* Oh and Marx? You can sit on this *sticks out her middle finger* Istarfurallah- I'm sorry Ash I'll stop-creature of bad habits and all. Good night to you all.

If one gets past the American accent one cannot deny his honest passion for the Deen and his wish to improve the lives of others and not just for himself. He puts a smile on my face-thanks for providing something different Ashkiro. Makes a change from the usual. I know, I know-what are YOU doing here. Well? I'm complex I'll leave it at that LOL.

^- Well my internet persona is a very complex if not partially insane woman. As for a mens section? Joking aside-I actually think it would be a good idea. The dudes can have their own section with a password and the ladies can also have one. That way-anything discussed by each group will be away from the scrutiny and curious eyes of the other. Allowing for a more relaxed ladies night sort of feel, instead of all this high collared, hissyfitting hand smacking propiety that ensues in SOL when one need only whisper the world "sex"... indirectly even.

I wonder how many royal arab princes have shagged and impregnated women of all colours during their play-boy life-styles? And yet again, as per usual its a woman who must pay the piper. Reminds me of that poor young-somali girl who was crushed to death by a ton of rocks while the man whom she slept with (presumably a ghost-no doubt)got away scot free. Never mind the fact that the four-witness thing was missing-plus the girl was most likely hungry and desperate. Stranger things have happened when people find themselves in the midst of a civil war. True fairness and "Islamic" justice at its best. Lord how we must look disgusting to the world when such fanatical id*ots represent us. *Sighs and then strolls off* As for the Saudi Princess? I hope she finds the refuge she is seeking. We all deserve a second-chance and the Saudi judicial system? Is a joke, like Somalia's.