Originally posted by Khayr: Max and Peace are both banned! We can do without Peacenow (pun intended!) but we need Max back. I want to do a show on him on you tube calld "Max and Me....and Him and Her" Wow, it's true!! The only reason I need to go into the politics section is to see who's the latest to be kicked out the albaabka on their fuuto

Originally posted by STOIC: ^ You should at least feel better because my profession didn't made the cut this year, but its all good I should Congratulate myself for officially earning the Dumber than a Box of Rocks Award LOL don't worry about me walaal, I make almost twice as much as that avg I thought you were a dentist, that's up there on the list....

Food and tobacco roasting, baking, and drying machine operators and tenders 16,260 13.88 28,870 13.11 That would be me, I guess. And with average wages like that, I think I'll stay in oil-rich Alberta

45 pounds is like $90CDN, kinda steep but I can afford it. A little harder to get would be the $1000 plane ticket to London. Sorry can't make it

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Marrying a broke man aa? HELL TO THE MOTHAGLOWING N-O!!! Don't even date a broke a$$ man... Let me tell you a true story, I (yes me) dated a broke man once (around the time Adam and Eve la'aburay )...Well he wasn't broke when I met him or so I, at least, thought...He conveniently lost his job only a couple of weeks after we started talking...He started looking for work, which after nearly two years he was still unemployed...Not only was he broke, he had no ambition in life at all whatsoever! None!!! He was just happy being broke...The little money he got from the government, he was very happy with, it was enough for him (wuu iska barakeysan jiray)... After a little while, markaan arkay kan inuusan meel usocon, dee meeshuu fadhiyaan uga dhaqaaqay...Last I heard meeshiisii buu fadhiyay...Gosh, I used to pitty him walaahi, of course I couldn't tell him this...I would just hint at things, but he was too lazy to get it...Ee anigana mooto iskaafo aanku socdaa, vrooooooom vroooooooom, if you ain't on it with a fat wallet, habartaa iskala sheekeyso nooh! If being broke means being short on cash every now and again, wax kuma jabno...Laakiin sheekada markey joogto noqoto, iyaah!!! Or if he's working at dead-end jobs that doesn't help to get further in life, war soco dheh hooyadaa usheekee...Long story short, broke men are needy, wax iskuma falayaal aan nolosha horumar ka rabin...Being caring, charming, honest, yada yada yada don't pay the bills...If you're a successful sister don't settle for less (a broke man)... Maxaa kaloo sheegeyseen? LOL I love how KK slowly goes from full English to Somenglish to full af-soomaali, oh well at least i got the point Hell, women want more than just a man with money, they want a sensitive, caring, rich, handsome, religious.....basically everything. Gentlemen, we've been set up for failure since the day we were born

Geez, I just posted something without looking at what everyone else was talking about, and there's all this male-bashing going on!! I, for one, can not take this kind of abuse sitting down! And I will disprove this faulty notion that men are lazy. Right after the game is finished and I take a nap......

I think I need to get a hold of my old friends and get a bag of weed and smoke the whole damn thing before I read any of Muriidi's topics, maybe then I'll understand him LOL love that DMX song though, I never had the album that song is from, but I once owned 3 of his albums.

I guess the time has come for me to stop lurking and start posting again. How's everyone doing?

Damn, I'm type B.

Is that Chris Tucker in the picture?

Originally posted by Cara.: West Philadelphia aren't you gonna give us the whole song? "Iiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn west Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days....." Rudy, just a wild guess but I'll say Baraawe.

Fully aware of that, Eng. Cadde, just that smoking is a pain in the *** to quit.

Born in Victoria, B.C., raised on numerous military bases in western Canada.

^ "bust a cap on village morons"

Good morning ppl, you all have to work and I got a bank holiday, suckers!! I'm off to sleep

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a "bilaal". Masha Allah to those who are.

Oh look!! A dead horse!! Let's beat it!!

"Intellectual"? *chuckle*

Yep, it's a great place with beautiful scenery, honestly pictures don't do it justice, you need to see it for yourself. Just a word of advice, don't go driving through there alone at night during the winter. I made that mistake once

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: and my childhood nickname was Habar Gaalo... :cool: Ngonge, I cringed when I first heard that Somali boys didn't get circumcised until they were between the ages of 4-7, geez that's too long to wait! I got snipped when I was like 2 weeks old so I don't remember a thing :cool:

My earliest memories are from age 3 when I ate cat food just to see how it tasted, it was awful I also remember one time I cut my own hair.

Everyone's looking for their Mr. Right.......

This thread blew up all of a sudden....this is a good way to see how most Somalis' priorities lie in the wrong place when they don't want to talk about homosexuality, yet a large majority of them apparently have no problem with innocent people dying every day back home due to misguided qabiil and religious issues. If enough Somali people treated qabiilism the same way they treat homosexuality, Somalia may have never had a war to begin with. Leave Sherban alone, he's not trying to cause trouble. This is actually intriguing for non-Somalis to see how something so reviled(as it should be) out in the open like this. But I'm not too shocked because one of the first Somalis I ever met was gay. There are bigger fish to fry.

Geez, what's with all the Swedes in here? Speak english dammit!!