Alpha's Troll and Cantarbaqash Corner LOL

[Alpha Blondy]

oba hiloowlow;923239 wrote:

U wlc Al

 

check out this one too crazy

 

it's alright......its not as good as the one before........

 

this is the best didi tune.....after the now classic Caadi weeyee......

 

 

 

awesooooooooooooooome.......

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm out y'all......

 

laakin i'll come back if there more activities on this troll thread.......options are very much open and i'll keep an eye out.......

 

gonna watch a film......i don't know which one but i'll find something......i mean you're bound to with 3 different hard-drives containing 1.3 trillion data.....:p

[oba hiloowlow]

Bluelicious;923251 wrote:

Check this amazing song out where he's singing with his brother Sulai. Apparently this song is based on a poem by Cilmi Boodheri. Could you please find out which poem that is. Thanks Oba.

 

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I'm not good with poems blue i could only find a mohamed saleeban tubeec version of the song

 

 

[oba hiloowlow]

effing madax xanuun should've chilled yesterday

[Alpha Blondy]

i'm with a big high profile figure. its been interesting so far.....

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;923333 wrote:

[in a wise angelic voice]

you know somalee, politics should never be recycled nor over-discussed....you see, i'm an actual politician. i'm involved with the everyday mundane and boring realities of politicking. when i get home, i just want to LOOOOOOOOOL and be sarcastic in the most cynical ways and that's how most people have come to define me. i didn't choose politics but it chose me... i thought it was always meant for the wise,the opinionated,the passionate, the self-appointed and indeed those who entitle themselves 'man of the people' so to speak, so called politicians. although, i fit these descriptions perfectly, politics is always more alluring and has a fragrant whiff of the romantic about it, from afar, but when you're in the thick of it, its boring and lacks the sentimentalism of the politics section political commentators. i don't like to discuss politics with the boring old men who frequent that section. i do, however, laakin, read their every post with scrutiny, constantly applying their opinions, to the practical realities on the ground....real politik is a lot less interesting than the ''sexed-up'' political Viagra they feed the people. their views are based on projections, speculations, and political off the radar malayacni........if love politics, like i once did, don't waste valuable time and effort on regurgitating the 'wax la yidhi' nonsense but rather give your enegy to the people.......the people are what define politics, their mood and attitudes informs the politics of tomorrow. give the people what they want...they don't want much....they don't want to be reminded of the terrible state of Somalis and its forever cursed politics...they want something better...they want to be entertained.....one day, i will gleefully take my seat like the Oodweynes and Xiiny's of the politics section but right now....i'm fully involved in the political machinery and i don't want to be told half truths...when i have the full and unedited truths before me......bear that in mind, the next time you feel squeezed out...

:D.........................................................you politician!..

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Alpha

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;923429 wrote:

i'm with a big high profile figure. its been interesting so far.....

its getting a little intense here...we havent spoken for the last 20mins.......some advice would be useful.....please?

[Alpha Blondy]

Alpha Blondy;923526 wrote:

its getting a little intense here...we havent spoken for the last 20mins.......some advice would be useful.....please?

thank God for the internet.....and an array of somali channels on TV......you're bound to find something worth discussing........

 

so far we've discussed the jubbaland situation, boroma and few other controversial topics........he's a d-hunter excellent friend of mine......

 

where's Qansax when you need his advice on sensitive issues......

[Haatu]

Do you get paid for lying or something?

[oba hiloowlow]

yo niggas im tired of trolling on jubbaland. Any tips on new topics?

[Alpha Blondy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Oba,

 

go for something banal and give it the Oba hiloowlowian aspect...

 

e.g.....in the case of Jacburland...pretend you've received an inside scoop on the latest dealings.....

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

p.s - i can't believe you've booked your ticket to Somalia and Somaliland.....that's great news. should i inform casha holland, an unuka, with some euro dosh is coming through?

 

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[QansaxMeygaag]

Alpha Blondy;923588 wrote:

thank God for the internet.....and an array of somali channels on TV......you're bound to find something worth discussing........

 

so far we've discussed the jubbaland situation, boroma and few other controversial topics........he's a d-hunter excellent friend of mine......

 

where's Qansax when you need his advice on sensitive issues......

Stay AWAY from politics, and religion.....stick to the mundane - people usually give you a hint of what they like early on in the conversation, just follow whatever thread they seem to enjoy...remember NO POLITICS OR RELIGION, we never agree on them so why bother?

[QansaxMeygaag]

oba hiloowlow;923644 wrote:

yo niggas im tired of trolling on jubbaland. Any tips on new topics?

Fine weather innit mate?

[oba hiloowlow]

LOOOOOOOL tomorrow Nabadoon Al, i had an intense day gotta rest

 

 

inform every biiches on your phone list oba baa so socdo LOOOOOOOOL,

[QansaxMeygaag]

Haatu;923642 wrote:

Do you get paid for lying or something?

Well well well, whom do we have here? Inspector Wangai from the Tillamook Chronicles?