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What if a geel jire met an alien?

 

Waxa la yedhi: a couple of green Aliens landed on Somalia. They didn't know where they were and have never ever come across an animal or a human before. As they stood there staring at the vastness of open ground before them, they saw figures in the horizon walking towards them. They waited and waited until the figures got closer. It was five camels and two geel jires.

 

One of the geel jire's noticed the aliens and said "acuudo bi allah min al shaydan al rajeem. Arr kuwano maxay ahayeen?"

 

The second squinted and said "Indha yar maaha, Cadaan na maaha, baniyaal na mahaa! War inaga kaxeey, immikay na odhan caruurtiina biyo nadiif miyay cabban, hablihiina ma la guda iyo soaladii mala yacniga ay waligood na waydeen jireen".

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N.O.R.F   

NGONGE;956318 wrote:
What if a geel jire met an alien?

 

Waxa la yedhi: a couple of green Aliens landed on Somalia. They didn't know where they were and have never ever come across an animal or a human before. As they stood there staring at the vastness of open ground before them, they saw figures in the horizon walking towards them. They waited and waited until the figures got closer. It was five camels and two geel jires.

 

One of the geel jire's noticed the aliens and said "acuudo bi allah min al shaydan al rajeem. Arr kuwano maxay ahayeen?"

 

The second squinted and said "Indha yar maaha, Cadaan na maaha, baniyaal na mahaa! War inaga kaxeey, immikay na odhan caruurtiina biyo nadiif miyay cabban, hablihiina ma la guda iyo soaladii mala yacniga ay waligood na waydeen jireen".

*scratches his head*

 

Erm, where on earth (heh) did you get that one from? :D

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NGONGE   

^^ Just a thought that I had. If it made you scratch your head, it means I didn't execute it well. :D

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NGONGE   

Cay maaha, waa amaan badow yaho. To a geel jire, everyone who is not a geel jire or Somali is an alien (from earth or elsewhere). Wax fahan.

 

(that's two jokes you ruined today).

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N.O.R.F   

Taasi amaan maaha dee. Mistaking an alien for a human who will ask ngo questions lol

 

Stop day dreaming (you may fall again)

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alhamdulilah Norf, this is umrah packages season but not keen on taking up this free offer yet.

Hope T. is well and alive too.

Too many tacsi these days, early grave or alzheimer is the downside of civilisation (stress/pollution).

Those wadaads on fasting/umrah/prayers have it all sorted out (sun/meditation/detox).

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nuune   

Ngonge's thoughts together with 3 jinni girls could have made some sense, the facial expression the 2 geeljire at seeing the 3 qalanjoos.

 

Nowadayas you can't meet Jinnis without a female Jinni with them, their female population outnumbers their male population, I think the figures are 82% the last time(yesterday), today could be an increase of 4%.

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Juxa;956310 wrote:
I still dont get what took JB's mad interest in SOL! xaalku dhagdhag maaha walee

 

Sow ma aragtid horta ,,, Aniga laftaydaa yaabban ... Cid gartaa qaadda ha la raadiyo :D

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Juxa   

Times like this i need qorax u kulul foorno oo kale, dont mind me i am having holiday blues and been looking for quick get away destination for next week.

 

how is H-town? waan maqlay inaad heshay promotion oo laguu dhiibey mashruuc dhan, ducadaydii meel iska dhig for my next visit

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