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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper, and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker, and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper, what do you a call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

 

 

A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

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Subax Wanaagsan Kuli,

 

Val, given Juxa had just made laxoox, ironed shirts, packed lunch and then woke husband - a lot to be jeerful about don't you think?

 

Talking about laxoox - reminded me of story of londoner who went to Buhoodle and married local girl. on the first morning the girl woke up early and prepared an all somali breakfast: Laxoox, fried liver, fresh coffee on a table with fresh flowers and all the nine yards as they say.

 

fish and chip woke up mid day - scratching his head - uttered in grumpy voice - where is the wheatabix?? :D

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Juxa   

sayid, as they say heaven is having raaliyo in the house no?

 

haye have you had laxoox today?

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Juxa   

i wonder if there are pancakes in qardho :D

 

oh well, canjeelo takes alot of time and effort, nothing wrong with salbuko and saliid macsaro in the morning

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5   

Heya.

 

Juxa, there is a cupcake shop in my neighbourhood and I tried one of their cupcakes. Guess what? It wasn' all that! I reaaaally really miss the cupcake I had @ Ibti's. :(

 

Also, yesterday I got a BLUE 5 pound note with Sir Walter Scott on it. It's strange, I don't know if it's forged but I totally like it.

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Juxa   

hello 5. nothing compares to faheema's cakes, yumyum, sadly she has been prone to injury lately.

 

i miss ibti, where is she? come out, come out

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The leg, still? Ilaahey ha caafiyo, she's a sweet person - almost as sweet as her cupcakes :D

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NGONGE   

With all of Faheema's injuries, I'm surprised that one has not burnt her hair yet. :D

 

(tuf. tuf. khamsa khamsa, as the Egyptians would say).

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Juxa   

Ngonge where is ibti and what have you said to her?

 

confess before aan lugaha kaa jajabin :mad:

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NGONGE   

Juxa, wasn't Ibti home alone? I thought you were her friend and would check on her every day. Shame on you. icon_razz.gif

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eh Tanzania have gone too far, are they this xuux? This video clip is a

:D

 

Hello everybody, I guess Uk just woke, my day has finished. CheelseaY vs Hull tonight. hmmm then GOONS(this weekend) another hammering would be appreciated thanks.

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