Troll, Shah and Sheeko

[N.O.R.F]

^Bit early. Is the big boss in town?

[Valenteenah.]

How can someone be so cheerful at this hour?

 

Good morning, btw.

[Jacaylbaro]

There was a nomad who never ever been to in a city, then his uncle from England sent a visa, when he was flying in airport he's mother said to "may Allah bless you, and open the doors for u."

 

When he came to England he went to shop to buy something, then the automatic opened and he said "oh my god my mother's blessing came true, the door opened for me."

[N.O.R.F]

^

 

Hello Val. Ngonge has gone from being last in to first in with one leap (waking up an hour earlier)

[Faheema.]

LoL@JB, I heard that in Somali and it sounds so much better

 

Morning all.

[NGONGE]

Morning Val, what are you doing up this early? Oh! I got you. That laxoox wont make itself miya?

 

Norf, I went to bed very early last night and woke up at four in the morning. I couldn't wait to leave the house ninyaho.

 

Morning Jb (that phone still doesn't work) , morning Faheema.

[Valenteenah.]

Ha ha @ JB.

 

Hello Faheema, Norf. I'm sure NG is only in early because he wants to leave early!

 

 

[EDIT] Tii hii @ 'laxoox won't make itself'. Touche.

[Jacaylbaro]

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except for one. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.

 

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

 

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and

Green."

 

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

 

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

 

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

 

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.

[NGONGE]

^^ It has to be done in an Indian accent.

[Jacaylbaro]

,,,

 

 

Good morning yall ................ been trying to look busy in front of my boss since yesterday. After two weeks of holiday, I just don't know where to start ,, not yet

[Juxa]

morningggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg folks.

 

good to be alive soomaha, indeed mahad alle baa leh!

 

Ngonge alot to be done in the morning, laxoox to be made, kasband to be woken, shirts ironed, lunch packed, indeed life is a bliss.

 

JB iska daa racismka (copying green green and emailing to timo jilic colleagues )

[N.O.R.F]

My arms, shoulders and back are killing me after gym work.

 

 

if:

 

2+3=10

 

7+2=63

 

6+5=66

 

8+4=96

 

 

 

Then:

 

9+7 = ?????

 

[Valenteenah.]

^^ 9+7 = 144?

 

Hello Juxa. You sound very perky.

[cynical lady]

Do share the good news@ Juxa.

 

Hello people.

[Juxa]

hello val, it is the coffee and i had to share the joys of laxoox making.

 

morning CL, no news is good news in my books