ScarFace Posted September 4, 2009 So what are the Top 100 things that drive us mad? Take a chill pill and read on.. 1 Hoodies 2 People driving close behind 3 Smelly people 4 People who eat with their mouth open 5 Rude shop assistants 6 Foreign call centres 7 Stepping in dog poo 8 People who cough but don't cover their mouths 9 Slow internet connections 10 Poor customer service 11 People who don't clean up after their dog 12 Noisy eaters 13 Cold-callers 14 Door-to-door salesmen 15 Stubbing your toe 16 Bullying 17 Computer crashing, losing work you've spent hours on 18 People who talk loudly on their mobile phones 19 Spam e-mail 20 Society's obsession with Z-list celebrities 21 Leaving a tissue in a pocket and putting it in a washing machine 22 People driving slowly in the fast lane 23 TV adverts 24 Pay toilets 25 The Katie Price and Peter Andre split saga 26 People reading over your shoulder 27 Able-bodied people who park in disabled bays 28 Brown-nosers 29 People who complain about their weight yet make no effort to exercise or eat properly 30 People jumping the queue when you are waiting at the bar 31 Junk mail 32 Deliberate tailgaters 33 The TV show Big Brother 34 Muggers 35 MPs' expenses 36 Stepping in chewing gum 37 Pricey train fares 38 Slow walkers in front of you 39 Noisy neighbours 40 People who sniff and don't use a tissue 41 Sweating 42 Binge-drinking culture 43 Feeling bloated 44 The recession 45 Delays at the airport 46 Automated phone systems 47 Smoking 48 Road rage 49 Mobiles turned off when you need to speak to someone 50 Running out of toilet roll 51 The fuss over Michael Jackson's death 52 Reality TV shows 53 Flies 54 Getting a flat tyre 55 Parking costs 56 People being bossy 57 Doctor/dentist opening times 58Your washing machine breaking down 59 Politicians 60 Getting a paper cut 61 Buses being late 62 Singers who mime 63 People who can't park their cars properly 64 Over-packaged kids' toys 65 Diarrhoea 66 Constipation 67 Text message speak 68 Bad hair days 69 Getting something in your eye 70 No hot water when you 're running a bath 71 People who drive in the middle lane of motorways 72 People who mumble 73 Slow-changing traffic lights 74 Cashiers handing over your change on top of the receipt 75 Cramp 76 Reading about Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston saga 77 Unpredictable weather 78 Cars blocking pedestrian crossings 79 Getting adult acne 80 People who are not polite in e-mails 81 Yo-yo dieting celebs 82 Trying to find the end of the Sellotape/toilet roll 83 Pimped-up cars 84 Traffic wardens 85 Losing your passport 86 Running out of petrol 87 Burning the toast 88 Getting sunburn 89 iPhone obsessives 90 Celebrity fitness DVDs 91 People who are addicted to watching soaps 92 Breaking a nail 93 Bankers 94 PDAs (public displays of affection) 95 Under-performance 96 Someone altering the height of your seat at work 97 People who don't remove their shoes in the house 98 Children at weddings 99 Hot weather when you're not on holiday 100 Sports commentators What 5 things annoy you the most? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted September 4, 2009 Yes, they do all sound fairly annoying, except for 34: Muggers. That's just scary. Hmm...5 things that annoy me....hmmm..... 1. Children without manners. Carruurta aan tarbiyada la barin. 2. People who talk too much. Dadka hadalka badan. 3. Timo-jilicda. In whatever capacity I meet them, they never cease to annoy me. 4. Running out of money. Lacag la'aanta. Very annoying. 5. When my skin or hair products are used without permission. Marka la ila isticmaalo alaabteyda iyadoona la iweydiisan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScarFace Posted September 4, 2009 ^^lol@timo-jilic.... all of them annoy you, surely there must be 1 that you get on with just GREATT! 1. Dumb Managers(especially mine) 2. People with rank breaths 3. Un-productive meetings(just came out of one) 4. Running out of gas 5. Bus drivers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted September 4, 2009 A. People with big heads. B. People with big heads that sit in front of me. C. People with big heads that sit beside me. D. Relatives with bigs heads. E. Toddlers with big heads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5 Posted September 4, 2009 This list made me remember how spoilt people are in Western countries. If spam email and "the recession" (whatever that means) are the only things you worry about, you should pray 2 raka'a right now, and thank God. People are actually dying of hunger, you know? Or losing their homes, childhood and relatives in wars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted September 4, 2009 Originally posted by Che -Guevara: A. People with big heads. B. People with big heads that sit in front of me. C. People with big heads that sit beside me. D. Relatives with bigs heads. E. Toddlers with big heads. No wonder you hate people with big heads, aniguba aduunkaan ugu necbahay, sheeka laga hayo ninkii Soomaaliga ahaa ee ugu qosolka iyo shactiro badnaa uguna af xumo badnaa Soomaali ahaan marka laga hadlo iyo Soomaaliyoo dhan, koobka ayuu u qaadey xaga af xumada, ninkan ayaa horey sheeka ku saabsan madaxweynaanta ka hadlay, this story is so X-RATED that I won't be able to share it here since we have minors here unless verfied laakin aan u guda galo sheekada bilowdeega inaad maqashey laga yaabo, ninkan ayaa waxaa casuumey gabar uu walaalkiis qabo, dhowr sano ma uusan tagin gurigeeda, waa dumaashidiis, dumaashiisna cunug yaroo afar jira ayey wadataa balse aad u madax weyn laakin ninkan war uma hayo iney gaabdhu ilma dhashey iyo in kale, madax aan caadi aheyn ayaa ka lalmado ilmaha yaree saqiirka ah, reerka dhan baa la wada casuumey iyo qaraabadii reerihii ideelkood, ninkan casuumaadii waa uu diidey sababtoo ah buu yiri maad iga deysaan ma kari karee, inuu hadal badanyahay ayuu is ogaa oo uu hadalkuu dhahaba ay caay ama af xumo tahay ama wax lagu qoslo, hadii uu meesha tago waa uu ogaa iney wax dhacayaan inuusan afka iska xiri karina wuu ogyahay, calaayata xaal waa lagu qasbey ug danbeyntii oo lagu yiri adiga la'aantaa waliimada maba soconeeso waa inaad joogtaa ala bariga reerka uu yeelanayo, waa uu soo baxey xaajigii hadalka badnaa, reerihii qaraabadii dhannaa ayaa guriga yimid oo in muda ah is arag, ninkan hadalka badan wuxuu ku dhaartey in uusan meesha qoyska iskugu yimaadey inuusan ku hadlin, ayagiina ballan ayuu ka qaadey inuusan hadleenin illeen waa la ogyahay wax aan cay ama afxumo aheyn inuusa oraneyn, halkii baa lagu wada qadeeyey oo la dhargey, la iska nasanayo oo qof kasta barkinta iska jiqleestay, xariifkii hadalka badnaa wali hadalka waa uu isku celinayaa inta tabartiis ah, laakin xad dhaaf ayey noqotey intaas ka badan ma uu dul qaadan karo, meeshii reerku dhamaantiis wada fadhiyey ayaa waxaa soo hor marey cunugii maadxa weynaa asagoo gonjof gonjof u socda oo waa ilma madax weyn socodkii lugaha minjahooda waa ay nusqaamayaan, halkan ayuu ilmihii yaraa soo marey oo ninkii hortiisa ayuu soo ag marey, ninkan ma oga ilmahan in uu dhalay walaalkiis oo uu adeer u yahay, meesha walaalkiis baa fadhiya iyo gabadhii ilmaha dhashey, adeeryaal hooyooyinkii aabayaashii kulli waxba meesha kama maqna ilma adeeryaashii, ninkii waa is celin waayey intaas ka badna waa danbi buu hoosta ka yiri oo hadal danbe isku caburin maayo, xad dhaaf weeye sheekadu, ilmihii yaraa ee madaxa weynaa markuu meesha marayay qof kasta oo meesha fadhiyey ayaa arkayey ilmaha meesha socda qolka fadhiga, wena ogaayeen inuusan ninkii hadalka badnaa aamus uusan soo wadin maadama meesha madax ashuun la eg soo marey, dadkii waa la wada aamusey inta ilmaha meesha uu marayey ninkii hadalka badnaa ee Soomaalida dhamaanteed marka laga hadlo ugu af xumo uguna caay badnaa ayaa intuu yaabey, hadlay oo kor u qaadey codkiisa dadka dhaxdiisa yiri iyo eheladii meesha wada fadhiyey iyo gabadhii ilmaha dhashey fadhido meesha, ninkii baa naqaska iska sii daayey oo intuu amakaagey tacajub iyo yaab isku darsadey asagoo fiirinaya ilmihii madaxa weynaa kadibna yiri si daacada "war ilma adeerayaaloow bal ila fiiriya ilmahaa madaxa intaas la eg wada ee socon la', madaxaas intaas la eg meesha uu ka soo baxey soo kama weyna maxaad u maleeneesaan meesha uu ka soo baxey inta ay la egtahay" of course I had to make it easy, the man said it directly mentioning names that may sound horrible in here The rest of the story, maxa ka dhacey hee, calaamadeeso oo Alla ku sii qaad oo afka Ilaah hakaa gooyo, everyone meesha fadhiyey kistiisa habaarka ayuu soo tuurtey, and his final answer was "idinku maxaad ii casuunteen idinkoo ogaa inaanan aamuseen" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fiqikhayre Posted September 4, 2009 ^Ina aaboow, ninkaa tolow ma reer afgaab buu ahaa? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chubacka Posted September 4, 2009 *Snobbish ppl (esp. for no visible reason) *PPL that never text, only call *PPl who don't make an effort when you are talking to them. *Having no junk food in the house *PPl that just talk about themselves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indhoos Posted September 4, 2009 1)Prejudice 2)People who repeat lies and refuse the fact. 3)Rudeness 4)thoughtless talk 5)Lies, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UZTAAD Posted September 4, 2009 1.al shabaab foolishness makes me annoyed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted September 5, 2009 1. Smelly people 2. Slow internet connections 3. People who eat with their mouth open 4. People being bossy 5. Mobiles turned off when you need to speak to someone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wing Wizard Posted September 6, 2009 1. Email spam (mainly Viagra offers) 2. Sir Alex Ferguson's Chewing gum saga 3. Sweating 4. Cell Phone Text Messages 5. People with big heads Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peacenow Posted September 6, 2009 1. People who dress head to toes and worship arabs but the arabs wear whatever they want. 2. People who say 'gaalo' this and that but queue up for his benefits and handouts. 3. Those more concerned about iraqis and palestinians not for hungry children in somalia. 4. Those who think they are superior than blacks when they are the poorest and most despised of all nations. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted September 6, 2009 1.People who talk too much. 2.People sticking their ore in my business. 3.People,asking to borrow my clothes/make up/jewelery..- do not like sharing personal items. 4.People who copy other peoples style- once they see your curtains they also go and buy the same curtains...be original! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MAXIMUS POWERS Posted September 6, 2009 1. people who talk too much and loud people 2. people who despite their ignorance, still argue for the sake of arguing. 3. people who start fights amongst friends. 4. people who think they are funny. 5. emotional people. this as well: Originally posted by peacenow: 1. People who dress head to toes and worship arabs but the arabs wear whatever they want. 2. People who say 'gaalo' this and that but queue up for his benefits and handouts. 3. Those more concerned about iraqis and palestinians not for hungry children in somalia. 4. Those who think they are superior than blacks when they are the poorest and most despised of all nations. and this: Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: 1. Smelly people 2. Slow internet connections 3. People who eat with their mouth open 4. People being bossy 5. Mobiles turned off when you need to speak to someone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
