Cara's Cabinet!

[Abtigiis]

d/p

[Abtigiis]

Ayoub, your concern is noted. Perhaps the cliche Last but NOT least be appropriate here.

 

Lady Ibtisam,

 

I am not scared you will overthrow me. i will learn about it in advance - Why do you think G/Duke is there?

 

I am not averse to ideas that are contrary to mine- read my new signature.

 

Most of all, I believe you not find cabinet meetings dull, for Ngonge is there

 

To Sayid*Somali

 

I regret that I haven't filled the post of Finance and Trade. I delyed it for a reason. There were too many good candidates. But I have now decided on a lady of immense business skill.

 

Please be informed that the new Trade and Finance secretary is Marwo MS DD Faarax Ingiriisi( I have updated the list accrodingly).

[Ibtisam]

^^Your List is Somaliland bias. Ayoub, JB, North, Ngonge, Oodeweyne [hardcore Landers]

 

Then you have Malika, Rudy and Xajji Xanduuf, who have a tendency to lean that way.

 

The rest of Somalia is left with 5/6 representatives.

 

P.s. I did not count Nuune iyou Nur because they are everywhere and nowhere.

 

P.s.s. Please appoint my replacement Adam.

[NGONGE]

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka:

Honourable Mr. Speaker, Sayid*Somali

 

This is my cabinet, and I hope this will also mean that I have assumed the role of President as of today.

 

Cabinet:

 

8- Maawelada caruurta, iyo daryeelka waayeelka - Mudane

Dhulqarneyn Yusuf Axmed

 

[Malika]

Now,Ibti must everything be about SL?

[Abtigiis]

I am not a follower of the 4.5 philosophy.

 

Ministers without Portfolio

 

Tuujiye

Lazy G.

 

This should help in the regional disparity though.

[Ibtisam]

Malika, don't be so short sighted, I am trying to ensure everyone gets a fair deal, and to close of the road for accusations haadowto. Instead of complaining and yelling later, make the correction on regional disparities now and everyone is happy. I am happy to kick back and watch my boys rule, but I know xiin and Duke are going to have hard times ahead.

[Abtigiis]

So far, only Ibtisam is doing her job very well!

[RedSea]

lol ibtisam.

[nuune]

P.s. I did not count Nuune iyo Nur because they are everywhere and nowhere.

lool@Ibtisaam

 

 

AT&T, sxb dowladani waa dhicis, kol dhow ul bey ku tukubeysaa ee inteysan liicin oysan afka dhulka la galin iska cassil

[Emperor]

Out of all this list, I like to imagine the conversation between Odwayne and rudy during the cabinet meeting, when Odwayne gives 2 hrs speech with full of words like 'by and large' and 'be so as it may'... rudy say's 'yo ma men that's cool, coz I don't get a jack'...its my turn now and says 'yo check out some gurlz man like that one, check that meet pointing at someone looking like Malika in the cabinet meeting.

[Fabregas]

A&T. I think you need to create a new agency: JPRA(Jin Posession Relief Agency). I think Nuune should take that post 2.

 

 

p.s. I am thinking of declaring seccession from this government- who will join me?

[Abtigiis]

I issue an executive order for the arrest of any dissident. G/Duke should do his job. Soo xidh Brofossore'ka.

[nuune]

B.G LOOL@JPRA

 

Jin Posession Relief Agency = Ciidamada cirfiidka iyo gurmadka quruumaha Fuquburaalayaasha

 

 

B.G, sxb waad ka fallaagowdey dowladan dhiciska ah ee nuuxsan la', anigu ayadoo maalin qura jirsatey ayaan iska casiley.

[Abtigiis]

Nuune,

 

You cannot talk like that while still in the government. Behave or you will be fired.

 

I have an able replacement in Aw-dhubad if you continue to test my patience.